I have no money to do scientific research, so I am forced to be a star

Chapter 563



Chapter 563

After half an hour, the time came to 12:30 noon.

Under the leadership of the squad leader, 30 stars and 70 recruits returned to their dormitories.

“Now, I will teach you the first lesson of recruits: folding quilts!”

Hearing this.

The stars immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and showed an expression of not being embarrassed?

What’s so difficult about folding quilts? Isn’t it enough to have hands?

Although this kind of work is usually done by nannies.

But have you ever eaten pork, or seen pigs run?

At least compared with the five-kilometer penalty run just now, it is too simple and easy!

But in the live broadcast room with tens of millions of people online, many netizens who have served in the army were immediately amused.

[Hahaha! Brothers and sisters who have served in the army, if anyone has not folded their quilt properly and has been thrown into the toilet by the squad leader, please raise your hands. ]

[What is the nightmare of the recruit company? It is not standing at attention, not shooting training, not five kilometers, not 400 meters, but folding quilts, tidying up, and emergency assembly! ]

[When I first joined the army, folding quilts almost made me collapse! The quilt was thrown into the toilet and water room by the squad leader every two or three days. ]

[I can understand that military regulations are strict, but throwing it into the toilet if it is not folded properly? This is too much! How can you cover yourself at night if it is so dirty? ]

[You who have not served in the army don’t understand. The toilets in the army are very clean. There is not even a trace of dust on the floor. To put it bluntly, the squat toilets are cleaned more than bowls. 】

【If someone has mysophobia and ultimate obsessive-compulsive disorder, then it is very suitable for military service. Before I joined the army, I thought I loved cleanliness, but after I joined the army, I felt that my previous house was simply a pigsty! 】

Just as the netizens in the live broadcast room were recalling their military careers with emotion.

In the dormitory.

The squad leader said.

While picking up a military green quilt, he spread it flat on the table.

“Look carefully, I’ll show you how to do it.”

“Lay the quilt flat first, and make sure it’s neat and wrinkle-free.”

“Determine the symmetry point of the length and width of the quilt, so that the lengths of both sides of the quilt are the same.”

“Then fold the quilt in half, so that one half of the quilt covers the other half.”

“Next, align the bottom edge of the quilt and make the edge of the quilt horizontal.”

“Roll up the head of the bed together with the quilt until the foot of the bed, so that the quilt is in a rectangular shape.”

“Then pat the surface of the quilt hard to make it flat and wrinkle-free.”

“Finally, press the edge of the quilt with your fingers to make sure the quilt is rolled tightly and neatly.”

After just three minutes…

The monitor folded the quilt neatly.

No matter from which angle you look at it, it has sharp edges and corners, like a block of tofu!

The smiles on the faces of Li Xiaolu and Yang Ying, who were originally relaxed and comfortable, began to solidify gradually.

This quilt, which is as neat as if it was cut by a knife, is completely different from the quilt folding in their impression.

On the other side…

Second row, first squad.

Looking at the military green quilt in front of them.

Under the watchful eyes of the squad leader and several comrades.

According to the demonstration just now, Liu Yifei began to fold it at a loss.

“First like this…”

“Then like that…”

“Finally… how did it become like this?”

After seeing the quilt folded by Liu Yifei, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter instantly.

[The current state of the fairy sister is: eyes: I learned it! Brain: I learned it too! Hands: No, you can’t! ]

[Hahaha! If the squad leader folded a tofu block just now, then the fairy sister folded a tofu dregs…]

[Although… the folding is really not very good, but at least the fairy sister folded it very carefully, and it can be seen that she listened carefully to the squad leader’s explanation just now. 】

Compared to the many stars and recruits who always folded quilts like pigsties under the guidance of the squad leader.

At this time, the camera turned and the picture cut to Wu Jing’s dormitory.

Under the gaze of everyone, Wu Jing only took three minutes.

He folded the quilt in his hand into a tofu block with clear edges and corners.

No matter from which angle you look at it, it is neat and tidy.

Zhang Han and Wang Zhanlan, who were standing next to them, exclaimed:

“Fuck!”

“Brother Jing, you are too good, right?!”

“Brother Jing, did you practice secretly at home before you came?”

After hearing what Wang Zhanlan said, Wu Jing laughed: “Zhanlan is right, I have been practicing secretly at home for more than ten years

. ”

Hearing this, Wang Zhanlan suddenly remembered.

In order to play a soldier well, Wu Jing once took the initiative to go to the special forces for 18 months of training.

Strictly speaking, Wu Jing is already a real veteran.

These training programs in the recruit company are a piece of cake for Wu Jing.

“Brother Jing.”

“After more than ten years, you are still not unfamiliar with it?”

“Do you fold the quilt every day at home?”

After hearing Wang Zhanlan’s words, Wu Jing said meaningfully:

“The army is a melting pot, and being a soldier can change a person the most.”

“The good habits developed in the army and the quality of perseverance.”

“They will often accompany you throughout your life until the moment you stop breathing!”

“Like folding quilts and paying attention to hygiene, walking with your chest and head held high, going to bed and getting up early and keeping a regular schedule… they will be engraved in your bones. ”

After hearing Wu Jing’s emotion, netizens in the live broadcast room also made comments:

[The veteran said that the biggest benefit of joining the army was that the army gave me a strong will, which helped me overcome difficulties again and again in the subsequent entrepreneurship!]

[The army is really a melting pot that can turn scrap iron into steel. It took me two years to go from a frivolous young boy to a handsome man. Such a fast and significant improvement speed can only be achieved in the army!]

[You will regret being a soldier for two years, and you will regret not being a soldier for a lifetime! Only those who have really served in the army can understand this sentence!]

[The training and education in the army have a certain lag. When you face difficulties and crises after retiring, you will suddenly realize in an instant how you could be so calm. Sure to be calm? This is the excellent quality that the army has given you! 】

At the same time, on the other side.

Just when, except for Wu Jing, who had a military career, and Wang Baoqiang, the other celebrities were tortured by the lesson of folding quilts and had no desire to live.

Under the shocked eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room and the comrades on the scene.

Yang Mi had already folded the quilt skillfully and neatly.

Although it has not reached the level of the squad leader, it is folded like a tofu block.

But it is also folded with clear edges and corners, much better than the new recruits of the same period!

When Yang Mi lived in the military district family compound, she learned that Su Mo wanted to shoot a military variety show.

Yang Mi knew that she could not escape, so in order not to embarrass Su Mo, she did her homework a long time in advance.


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