radicalducati Chapter 224
Chapter 224
Chapter 224 I, Li, can teach my own son!
[After the young man pressed the button and said goodbye to the Time Chicken, things developed as he thought. He returned to Earth and became a hero who saved the world! In order to commemorate his feat of saving the world, people also erected a statue for him. ]
[In the other side of the Canyon of Time, little did he know that all the operations just now were seen clearly by the fly-sized Bird Shit King: "Wahahaha! Stupid human, you are too happy too early."]
[The fly-sized Bird Shit King landed on the Space-Time Manager and laughed like a villain: "I saw everything that chicken was doing just now. I said I would definitely take revenge! Hahaha!!"]
["Pah!——"]
["Where did the fly fly in?!" The Bird Shit King, who was laughing wildly, was flattened by the Time Chicken with a fly swatter, and then slapped a few more times. 】
[“Enough! Stop hitting me. I’m not a fly.” The Bird Shit King smashed the fly swatter angrily: “If a tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I am…!”]
[“Puff——!”]
[Time Chicken took out the insecticide this time and sprayed it without any hesitation. This made the Bird Shit King cough non-stop: “Cough cough… Enough, I’ve said I’m not a fly, you poultry that can’t fly.”]
[The word poultry completely confuses the Time Chicken. The light chicken was angry, and the insecticide in his hand had already reached the side. He lowered his face and said, "It doesn't matter if you say I can't fly! But your dad grew up on the grassland. When I was thirsty, I drank dew, and when I was hungry, I ate grasshoppers."]
["Poultry?!" The time chicken spread its wings and roared to the sky: "Not all chickens are called time chickens!"-]
Hearing what the time chicken said, the expressions of the people in other worlds became very subtle. In a sense, what the time chicken said was - the truth.
It is true that it grew up on the grassland, but it was a grassland orphanage! It is true that it eats grasshoppers, but it is roasted grasshoppers for snacks. At the end of the last video, he was eating a bunch of chickens in one hand, and it was not as hard as he said...
"Not all chickens are called Time Chicken. You fell down with a bang, and your real name is Shi Bangji... not Time Chicken! This is the name given to you by the old dean."
"Poultry?! You are quite courageous. You should know that you are scolding the Lord God of the South! Fortunately, he doesn't have the memory of Tianshen La, otherwise he would beat you to death."
Tianshen La, a good generation of Tianshen, is really a chicken in plain land and bullied by flies... He was actually treated as poultry, and he is still in a miserable state after all!
"Is it really that miserable? This roasted grasshopper is delicious." Shi Hao of the Perfect World is eating roasted grasshoppers with oil dripping from his mouth. Since he saw how delicious the Time Chicken was at the end of the last video, he couldn't help but want to try it!
"The temperament of the light chicken is so funny, and his accent is so interesting! I want to raise one too." It can be used for chatting and relaxing, and as a backup food at critical moments. It is really a must-have for going out for experience!
The World of Fox Spirit Matchmaker
"What's the big deal?! At least you have meat to eat, but I can only eat grass!" Bai Yuechu crossed his arms and looked proud. Because he and Hu Weisheng were poor, they sometimes had nothing to eat and could only eat grass, which he thought was quite delicious.
"What's there to be proud of?!" Tushan Rongrong looked at Bai Yuechu with some shame on her face. She really didn't understand why he could be proud when he was so poor that he had to eat grass. In a sense, Bai Yuechu was really strong. This didn't starve him to death.
["I poke... I poke...!!!" The Time Chicken angrily chased the Bird Shit King with his mouth, but didn't realize that all the pokes were on the Space-Time Manager! ]
[The world where the young man was also changed dramatically. People and things from different time and space began to intersect in this world. The young man stared blankly at the wormhole that appeared in the sky, and people and things would occasionally jump out of it! 】
【"Nezha, what trouble have you, the rebellious son, caused again?" Li Jing, who was drinking tea at home, felt the vibration, and angrily pushed open the door to check, and was stunned! 】
【"Oh my god!!" A huge dragon flew across the sky, with tall buildings next to it, and the Eiffel Tower stood next to it. 】
【There were still many people running for their lives on the street. A man dressed like Luffy grabbed a long nose in front of him: "Where are you going? Didn't we agree to be partners?" 】
【"I said you recognized the wrong person." Pinocchio impatiently shook him off. 】
"Oh my god!! As expected of Luffy, he is so face-blind! It turns out that Usopp is Pinocchio. This is really eye-opening."
"Since Pinocchio is here, it also means that the time and space of Snow White and Pinocchio have been merged together. It has become a hodgepodge, this is!"
Time Chicken is in trouble now! If this matter is not resolved well, let alone a salary increase in this life, he may even be fired directly.
The degree of this time and space confusion directly opened the eyes of people in other worlds. The background of ancient and modern times was mixed together! They were a little worried that all the worlds would not be mixed together next? !
【"Warning, warning!! System overload." The time and space manager has sounded a red alarm. The previous operation directly overloaded it. 】
【"I haven't done anything yet, and the world is about to be destroyed. Are you going to catch me or help me?" The Bird Shit King was panting with exhaustion, but still a little proud. 】
【"You damn fly, you're just provoking me! Your dad knows how to fix it! I'll poke..." Then he continued to poke with red eyes, and accidentally poked a button, and then he was stunned. 】
【"Self-destruction program confirmed!" As the camera zoomed out, it turned out that the screen of this space-time manager was actually a tablet...】
【"Damn it!!" The Time Chicken was so scared that he held his head with both hands, and then flapped his fat wings and drilled into a transmission channel with blue light, and then an explosion occurred. 】
【AndIn the young man's world, the cosmic terminal also appeared here due to the disorder of time and space, and collided with the moon and exploded. 】
【"It's a mess, everything is a mess..." The young man's heart was full of ominous premonition. 】
After seeing the full picture of the time and space manager, everyone exclaimed, isn't this just a tablet? It's quite rigorous, and it's even plugged in for charging.
Such a high-sounding name? ! How can it be so down-to-earth? They thought that the machine that can manage the world at will would be some kind of black technology, but they didn't expect it to be unexpectedly simple.
And why is the machine that controls the time and space of other worlds! Install such a dangerous self-destruct program! What's the purpose? Is it because the universe is not chaotic enough? !
"It's all over now. The space-time manager has exploded. I'm afraid that no matter how powerful Little King Kong is, he can't fix it."
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
At this moment, La also held his head with his hands and complained angrily: "Who invented this space-time manager? Why does it explode when you press the power button of the tablet!!"
Such a dangerous program switch is placed there in the open, without any protective cover or anything? ! They are not afraid of accidentally pressing it.
La's subordinates looked at each other in surprise. They actually wanted to say that it looked like it was invented by you, the master. After all, Master Time Chicken said that he would fix it... If it wasn't the inventor himself, who would fix this thing? !
Thinking of the unreliable character of Master Time Chicken after his reincarnation, they felt that their guess was probably correct, so they didn't say it out loud.
[The scene changes, the young man is constantly saving the earth from disaster with his rants, and then he is in an abandoned unfinished building, watching the scene in front of him speechlessly. ]
["Come on, eat!" A young white-haired witch holds a red apple in her hand and forces Snow White to eat it. ]
[The young man speechlessly stretches out his hand and smashes the apple, and says speechlessly: "You have to use the poisoned apple to kill Snow White! Are you an Apple fan?" ]
"This witch really has professional ethics, I admire her, I really admire her!"
Everyone who saw this scene had to say one thing about this witch... She is really particular! ! She still doesn't forget to poison the apple at this time, she is really dedicated.
[The witch saw someone ruining her good deeds, so she flew up on the broom, snapped her fingers, and a group of old witches suddenly appeared and surrounded them. 】
[Because of the out-of-control energy he complained about last time, the young man didn't dare to use energy attacks, so he had to put down his hands: "No!"]
["Ahahaha... I thought you were so powerful." The witch laughed unceremoniously, but was rubbed away by a long nose. 】
["Sniper King!" The young man immediately looked back, Pinocchio retracted his nose and corrected: "No, it's Pinocchio!"]
["Pinocchio!!" Snow White and Pinocchio immediately hugged each other, and a big heart appeared around them. : "Snow Snow! ! "】
["They actually used this feature to attack." The young man was surprised.]
"Usopp fainted in the toilet, this long nose is too awesome! How many people will admit it!"
"Hahaha... I didn't expect that Pinocchio's nose would grow longer when he lied, and it would become a means of attack! But the question is, will it grow too fast? ! "
Everyone looked at the scene of Pinocchio and Snow White falling in love, and suddenly felt fucked! Where did this wild history come from? It's too wild! ! Whether it's true or not, it just highlights the wildness.
[The young man looked at Snow White and Pinocchio who were constantly giving out dog food with a black face: "I beg you to quickly separate them."]
[The witch stretched out her hand and summoned a ball of fire: "Shut up, don't give orders to the queen, you all have to go to hell. ”】
【“Pinocchio, I know you are afraid of fire. Who made you fall in love with Snow White…”】
【“Bang——” There was a sudden noise behind me, and a huge smoke was created. The witch was immediately angry. Why did they bother me one by one? “Who is here to mess things up again? !”】
【“Daddy!”】
【After seeing Nezha’s whole body in the smoke, everyone present spat out blood! Where did this man come from?!】
【“Sorry, I crushed you! I will blow you back immediately.” Nezha seemed to find that he had crushed a person. He stretched out his hand to grab it and blew it into a balloon. After letting go, he directly knocked the other witch groups away!】
【“My witch group!” Everyone present looked at him in horror. Where did this monster come from?】
【“It seems that I used too much force! "Nezha stretched out his hand and acted cute, saying embarrassedly that if you ignore the body, it would be quite cute.】
["What are you ordering? You are here to make trouble." The witch said angrily, stretching out her hand and summoning the flame again.】(To read the exciting novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
["Don't hurt my son! !" Li Jing swung a sword and directly attracted the witch sitting on the broom to catch the blade with bare hands.】
["Why, why did my body run over to catch the blade with bare hands out of control!" The witch knelt on one knee and caught the blade with both hands, her face full of confusion.】
["My lady, although the rebellious son is naughty, only Li can discipline him. I hope that Madam will consider his young age and let me, Li, take the responsibility for the offense. "Li Jing apologized, but still held out his sword and said to the witch who was kneeling on one knee to catch the blade.】
["How can you apologize?" The witch struggled to maintain this posture, but couldn't separate her palms.】
[Li Jing retracted his sword and said proudly: "Madam, don't worry, I, Li, can catch blades with my bare hands. I have never cut anyone."】
"You say you are a rebellious son, but what you actually mean is that I can teach my child myself, and you don't need to worry about it! If you have any problems, come to me."
"Li Jing: You think you can bully my son?! I said he was a rebellious son, but if you really treat him as a rebellious son, you are not giving me face...Hahaha, this Li Jing dotes on Nezha so much! "
Everyone stared at Li Jing in front of them in a daze. It seemed that he was different from the Li Jing in the mythological stories they knew. Anyone with eyes open knew that Li Jing was protecting Nezha.
According to the stories they knew, did Li Jing treat Nezha so well?!
"Fuck, I suddenly realized that this move seemed to be a very powerful control! Doesn't it mean that as long as you swing the sword, you can interrupt any interpretation?! The law of cause and effect is really invincible. "
"The general is worthy of being a general, his fighting power is off the charts!"
The List of Gods: Deep Love for Sons
After seeing this scene, Li Jing looked at himself in another world with some regret, and snorted coldly: "Hmph! This monster should be left to fend for itself, why do you attack it? ”
He has a baby face but an exaggeratedly muscular body. It is obvious that this boy is definitely not an ordinary person. He wants to get rid of him as soon as possible.
On the other side, Nezha was also in disbelief when he saw this scene. Thinking of his own experience: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible... How could Li Jing protect him! ! "
Prequel to the Legend of the White Snake
"That's great! Nezha...!" At this time, Nezha looked at himself in another world on the screen with some envy. The love of his father... is something he will never get in his life.
The obvious partiality of Li Jing in another world made him envious. It seems... not all dads in all worlds are so annoying..