radicalducati Chapter 210
Chapter 210
Chapter 210: The way to stop the war is so hilarious!
[Seeing that the Northern God Hong Qigong opened the Landlord, Zeus couldn't stand it anymore: "Why are you playing Landlord!"]
["The systems are different, okay!" Nuwa was speechless, at least they were playing the same game.]
["I'm happy with it!!" The Northern God Hong Qigong pressed the mouse button in a rage, and a pink laser hit Nuwa's fleet, causing a violent explosion.]
["Boom!"]
[Seeing this, Zeus and Nuwa no longer held back and launched attacks! Thus, a strange situation was formed. The fleets of the three gods attacked each other, and the attack line, viewed from a high altitude, directly formed an equilateral triangle. 】
"Why is it that when you play Landlord, you click the mouse button and the fleet directly fires lasers! Are your weapons controlled by the mouse?!"
"It feels like another game again. Isn't this the Thunder Fighter?!"
People in other worlds simply don't understand what is going on now? ! This war is like a child's play, everyone is fighting each other. Those who don't know would think they are playing a game of connect the dots!
[The old dean looked up at the war that started in the sky, with a sad face: "It's still a "650" war!"]
[At this time, a burst of lightning sound came from the side. The old dean turned his head and saw Xiao Jin Gang holding the magic staff and returning here with red light. 】
["Xiao Jin Gang, they are fighting! Hurry up and give them the magic staff back." Xiao Qing was a little worried. She thought that the gods had started fighting for the magic staff, but she didn't know that Xiao Jin Gang was also fanning the flames. 】
【“Also?!” Xiao Jin Gang said disdainfully, and gently stroked the magic wand with his back to Xiao Qing: “No, the magic wand is mine!!”】
【“Mine My Precious, my precious!!” Xiao Jin Gang suddenly turned his head and showed a very artistic expression, and even Xiao Qing frowned after seeing it. 】
The people in other worlds also frowned when they saw Xiao Jin Gang’s expression. Xiao Jin Gang, can you respect the blackening? ! I don’t ask you to be cold and ruthless and kill everyone, but can you be serious and not show this expression, it really destroys your image.
The world under one person
“Isn’t this Gollum’s line?! Come on, now even "The Lord of the Rings" has been used, the content of this video is too mixed!!” Wang Ye found that since watching the video, his psychological tolerance has gradually strengthened.
Even when he saw the classic line and expression said by Xiao Jin Gang, he just felt that the world was too wild, and everything could be used.
["Look! The sky is cracked." Suddenly a passerby pointed at the black vortex in the sky, and a huge diamond-shaped spaceship appeared here. The one coming was Ra's base! ]
[Zeus, Nuwa and others were stunned looking at the familiar spaceship. Little King Kong looked up at the sky and said lightly: "Now everyone is here."]
[In Ra's fleet, Athena was sweating coldly.Looking at the battlefield ahead: "Sure enough, the fight has already started. We have to find a way to make them stop first, and then go find Little King Kong!"]
["The enemy's number is three times ours." The river god raised three fingers. It might be difficult to make them stop the war.]
["Boom--" The sudden explosion and vibration interrupted their conversation, and they found that the fleets of the other three gods all began to attack La!]
["We must not let La win this time, grab the magic staff!" The gods who were fighting each other just now said in unison.]
["Counterattack! Counterattack!" Seeing this, the soldiers immediately prepared to launch a counterattack, but were stopped by La's hand!]
["No, we are here to persuade them to stop fighting, and we must not join the battle." Once he joined the battle, the nature of the battle changed. 】
[The soldier felt that according to his current military strength, it would be a bit difficult to persuade them to stop the fight: "Then we need at least three times the military strength to stop them."]
[La said calmly: "It doesn't need that much. As long as we can convince any party to join us, we can check and balance them."]
["Then I will contact Lady Nuwa." The river god held the phone close to his ear: "Hello, is this Lady Nuwa? It's like this. You all misunderstood. La is not a bad person. Yes, he didn't do bad things with the magic wand."]
["So can you stop fighting? Join us to stop the war?! Thank you, Lady Nuwa."]
[Athena thought that the river god had persuaded Nuwa and agreed to join them to stop the war. The expression on her face gradually became cheerful and she smiled. 】
[“Swoosh——” The river god turned his head and looked at Athena, smiling and saying: “Wait for a reply.”]
[Athena couldn’t hold it anymore, and said angrily: “Why do you use WeChat to leave a message in this situation?!!”]
“Hahahaha, I’m dying of laughter!… The river god’s words “wait for a reply”… Haha, even at this time, he still can’t be impatient. I thought he just called Nuwa to communicate, but I didn’t expect it to be so simple to send WeChat!!”
“I thought Nuwa was so easy to talk to, and the river god convinced Nuwa in a few words, but I didn’t expect it to be a voice message! Who would check WeChat when they are fighting!”
Everyone in other worlds was almost dying of laughter at the river god. He seemed to be in no hurry, and was always so peaceful and gentle! Sometimes it can really make people angry to death.
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"Let's not talk about whether there is Internet in space?! After all, that world is so outrageous! But since you chose WeChat, at least make a video call!" Wang Ye's Taoist cultivation was broken by the river god, and now he is a little crazy.
"What are you waiting for a reply?! By the time Nuwa replies, I'm afraid the war will be over."
On the other side, Zhang Chulan opened WeChat and searched for the river god and Nuwa to see if he could add them as friends! Such a down-to-earth godIt was the first time he saw a fairy.
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
"Ding-ling-ling..." At this time, the River God's cell phone rang suddenly. He took it and found that it was Nuwa calling. []
"Hello, Nuwa, is there something wrong? Or do you want me to go on a business trip?" The River God's voice was still so gentle.
Nuwa seemed to see the River God's smiling face across the phone, and shouted loudly at the phone: "Next time there is an emergency! Call directly, don't send any WeChat messages!!!"
Seeing the operation of the River God on the screen, Nuwa was so angry that her liver hurt! How could her subordinate be so confused about the importance of things? He was usually so idle that he called her and said he wanted to go on a business trip! When there was an emergency, he sent WeChat. Who would read that situation?
"Okay! Then Nuwa, I have an emergency now. Can I take a day off! This video is so interesting, I want to continue watching 0..." The River God finally felt that today was not so boring.
"Whatever you want!" Nuwa was so angry that she crushed the phone with her hands. Why would she talk to her about such a small matter? She had to marry the river god off quickly to piss off Zeus to death!
[Thor, who was standing by, directly pressed the control platform of the battleship, and the figure of the Northern God Hong Qigong also appeared on the screen of the battleship: "Thor?!"]
[Thor put on the dog communicator, twisted it, and then looked up at the screen: "Dad!!"]
[This scene shocked the Northern God Hong Qigong, who stared at him blankly: "Thor...you, can speak?!!"]
[Thor spoke with the dog communicator, but what came out was fluent Shanghainese: "I don't want to fight for your mess anymore. Why can't everyone get along well? Why can't we sit down and talk?"]
["Thor...what are you talking about? I don't understand it at all." Faced with Thor's long speech, the Northern God Hong Qigong said that he didn't understand a word. ]
["Woof——" Thor was so angry that he threw the dog communicator to the ground. Isn't this a pitfall for the dog? 】
[Athena was a little crazy: "Why is it translated into Shanghainese?!"]
["There are also versions in Wenzhou dialect and Minnan dialect." La Daidai explained, but he seemed so powerless. 】
"Hahaha... No wonder it was invented by gods, it's simply tasteless and a pity to throw it away! What a dog communicator, with various dialects, but no Mandarin."
"Thor is so cute, why do I feel like I'm always bullying Thor! At least Thor knows how to make video calls, which is better than the river god."
"What the Northern God Hong Qigong heard was probably a bunch of chatter coming from Thor's mouth, and he could only helplessly ask if he could speak human language?!"
The Gray Wolf King of the Green Grassland thought this invention was quite creative. After all, inventions are bound to have some minor problems, so they can be modified again!
Morgana in the Super God Academy Heroes Company has a straightforward and free personality.After seeing this scene, I burst into laughter without caring! Her scientific achievements are not bad, but she is poor and has no resources to waste on these messy things...
But this so-called dog communicator is so funny. Do you think this invention is useless? It can indeed translate what the dog says. But if it is useful, the translation is in various dialects, which are still incomprehensible.
The way these gods prevented the war can be said to be the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers! It is so funny that it makes people laugh to death. Now only Athena has not contacted Zeus yet. I wonder what kind of joke she will make next.