radicalducati Chapter 206
Chapter 206
Chapter 206: Ra's Strange Invention!! The Magical Big Bang
"Hahahaha, you are sweating, little brother! It's just a coincidence. After all, who would have thought that a great god would go to sweep the floor! So don't underestimate any sweeper, maybe he is a big boss."
"Haha... It's so funny. This is the first time I see the river god showing a panic expression."
Although they guessed that the sweeper was not simple, the people in other worlds did not expect that Xiao Jin Gang and others would beat up the enemy boss by mistake.
This is completely over, no need to explain anything. It's faster to just wait for death.
[La walked into the interrogation room with a bruised face and looked at the people in front of him quietly. Xiao Jin Gang and others were scared by being looked at. ]
[I heard that La knew that there were three people and a dog who beat him. Thor could only pose a cute pose and pretend to be a cat, trying to get away with it: "Meow——!"]
"Such a strong desire to survive, but it's really difficult for Thor. A good dog can only pretend to be a cat."
This also made people in other worlds realize how important it is to have another foreign language, which may save their lives at a critical moment.
But Ra is a god of the same generation as Zeus and Nuwa. Only a fool would believe that Thor is a cat. How can he get away with it!
When the Time Chicken of 100,000 Cold Jokes saw Ra, he felt familiar for some reason, as if he had seen him somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it at the critical moment.
[But it was obvious that Ra did believe it, and he looked at them calmly: "I can see that you are from different star regions. Tell me, why did you vote for the Scepter!"]
["Steal?!" Athena's expression became excited: "You are the traitor who stole the Scepter and wanted to use the power of the Scepter to destroy the world."]
["No, I want to save her." Ra said calmly, and then took a few people to a warehouse: "The power of the Scepter is too strong. If it is used in the wrong place, it will indeed bring disaster."]
[The warehouse is full of various instruments invented using the power of the Scepter. Athena looked at the instruments around her and said in confusion: "These weapons?!..."]
["It is used Made with the power of the magic wand! But anything that threatens my life is a failed invention." La said as he walked to a shelf with gloves and said to the people behind him: "For example, this glove, after putting it on, you can get super powers by pressing a button!"]
["Get bigger! Clairvoyance, hearing, invulnerability, water, fire and so on."]
"This is also called a failed invention? ! This is too Versailles."
"Now I am curious about what kind of magical powers his successful inventions have? ! !"
People in other worlds looked at the gloves with envy. As long as they put on these gloves, they can easily get these super powers. Who doesn't want it?!
Assassin Wu Liuqi
"Wow! ! What a great invention!" Wu Liuqi showed a look of wantingLight, with this glove, assassins can complete tasks more quickly.
Even in the wild, you can light a fire anytime and anywhere, and you don’t have to worry about not bringing a lighter.
A World of 100,000 Bad Jokes
"Is this still missing an invisibility?!" Anonymous stared with dead fish eyes and silently complained, don’t think I don’t know, aren’t you plagiarizing the ability of the Calabash Brothers? !
And what about Liu Wa’s ability? ! You should tell me. He didn’t have much presence in the first place, and now even his abilities are not on the gloves! ... A young man suddenly felt that they were clearly persecuting Liu Wa!
[The River God put on the gloves with great interest after hearing this, and as he pressed the button in the gloves! His body also changed with the ability. ]
[The head suddenly became bigger, and the body suddenly became extremely hard! It was on fire for a while, and it became soaked all over. Then the River God played a song about two tigers running fast with the buttons on the gloves! 】
[The River God felt that the gloves were very interesting and laughed a series of times: "Hahahahahaha..."]
[La looked at the River God's operation speechlessly, and felt that his head was about to explode: "This thing is not played like this!!"]
["It's pretty good, what's wrong?" Little King Kong didn't find any ability that couldn't be used. Isn't this a successful invention?]
[At this time, La's expression suddenly became solemn: "If more than two buttons of this glove are pressed at the same time!"]
["Then...what will happen?" Little King Kong swallowed nervously.]
["Then there will be harmony!" La took the glove and pressed two buttons at the same time, playing music happily! The River God was also dancing gently behind him.]
["You are playing it yourself!!" Little King Kong felt that his nervousness just now was in vain. 】
"I thought there would be some side effects of pressing two buttons at the same time?! This is it?!... This is also a fucking side effect?!"
"Actually, what you invented is a musical instrument... It just happens to be able to use superpowers, right?!"
These gods simply don't regard superpowers as abilities, but use them as musical instruments one by one. It's simply a waste of natural resources. To be honest, they sound pretty good when they play.
["This kind of invention is still the least dangerous." La led them to a deeper place: "Through our research, we found that the universe was a point with infinite mass at the beginning. I call it...!"]
["Singularity?!" Little King Kong added. ]
[La closed his eyes and continued to say: "Funny point!"]
["Huh?!" The three people and the dog were all stunned, with an expression that they were kidding. ]
Not only that, even the people in other worlds all showed the same expression and stayed where they were! What a fucking joke, I still suffer from my lack of education.
“I don’t have much education, don’t lie to me! I feel like my worldview is about to collapse, and Einstein’s coffin lid can’t hold it down.”
"Infinitely high mass...laughing point?! My goodness, now I don't even dare to tell others how high my laugh point is?!"
The Super Seminary Xiong Binglian Universe's Morgana was stunned. What the hell is this? ! The physics teacher was about to get up and beat people up. Is it really not a singularity? Did I learn it wrong? !
["The laughing point was poked by the divine staff, and the Big Bang occurred. In the explosion, the energy of being stupid and the energy of complaining were born! When these two energies are combined, the meme is produced."]
["The meme is the basis of all matter, from ants to planets. Everything in this universe is made up of memes."]
["Ah..." The expressions of the few people who were listening on the side were even more speechless, as if their worldview was shocked. 】
【La continued: "Later, we invented the meme collider! We conducted a symptomatic collision test of memes. We found that if the mass of a meme is too large and the density is too high, it will form a mass and density that are infinite..."】
【"Black hole?!" Little King Kong came back to his senses and continued to add. 】
【"Brain hole!"】 (To read exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
【"Huh?!!!!" Several people on the side couldn't hold it anymore, and Thor even held up a sign that read "I don't have much education, don't lie to me." 】
"Einstein was so angry that he fainted, Newton fainted in the toilet, and Hawking stood up and applauded when he heard this! Very well said, don't say it next time! Look at Thor. Even dogs don't believe it."
"We have learned more strange knowledge, and I am beginning to doubt what the worldview of that world is like?"
It's really a brain-opening thing. I can't guess what he will say next. In fact, if you change the joke to particles and read this theory again, it seems that there is nothing wrong.
["All this is just theoretical." Athena didn't quite believe such a ridiculous theory. 】[]
[Put the handle on the switch and slowly opened the gate in front, revealing an extremely dark black hole. 】
[Little King Kong stared blankly at the huge black hole in front of him: "This is..."]
["Brain hole!" La raised his hands in awe: "It can distort time and space, and can devour everything. It can create the world and destroy the universe."]
[Athena came back to her senses and continued: "After all, it was you who created this power."]
["Power itself is not good or bad, but people are! I stole the staff because I wanted to use the power in a better place." La looked back at them and then took them to the research institute. ]
"That's right, power itself is not good or bad. It depends on the person who uses it."
The people in other worlds nodded, what La said made a lot of sense! Power is not good or bad, only the human heart is bad.
A World of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes
"It turns out that when Ra stole the scepter, he just wanted to protect the power of the scepter..." Zeus also understood everything at this time. No wonder there was no movement after Ra stole the scepter.
"It seems that weWe have wrongly blamed him." Nuwa looked a little sad. They grew up together. If she had given him more trust, they would not have parted ways now.
It turned out that he did not want to destroy the universe or dominate the universe at all. He just wanted to use the power of the magic wand to protect the universe.
[It was filled with various researchers doing their own experiments.]
["This research institute is open. Everyone can conduct various experiments through the research of the magic wand. Not all inventions are failures. For example, this one is very successful." ]
[La led them to visit the research, and then came to a helmet. La picked up the helmet and explained to them: "This is a dog communicator. As long as the dog wears it, the words it says will be translated into human language." ]
["This way everyone can understand what the dog is saying. ”】
【Hearing this, Thor's eyes brightened and his hands unconsciously moved forward. This invention was of great significance to him and he wanted it very much.】
【"It's a pity that you are a cat." The helmet that was originally extended to Thor was taken back by Ra with a little regret.】
【Thor's whole dog began to petrify...】
"Hahaha, he shot himself in the foot. Who told him to pretend to be a cat before? The key is that Ra really believed it."
"This invention is like a reborn parent for Thor! ! With this dog communicator, he no longer needs to rely on the two useless buttons on the cloak."
The people who saw this scene laughed and laughed. They always felt that this was Ra's deliberate revenge. Now they really wanted to know the psychological shadow area of Thor at this time.
Fox Demon Little Matchmaker
"Hahaha... No, I have never seen a cat that looks so much like a dog. "Bai Yuechu laughed so hard that his arms and legs were bent. He didn't expect that there would be a fool who would believe Thor's lies. People who didn't know would think that La was deliberately playing a trick on Thor.
I have to say that Thor was really miserable. He was so depressed by the blow, but I have to say that this invention is really meaningful. It directly completed cross-species communication..