radicalducati Chapter 201
Chapter 201
Chapter 201: The river god who can piss people off to death!
[Looking at the silly and cute Thor, Little King Kong began to doubt: "There is no reason! How can I not beat a dog? It must be because it was too dark just now that I fell down."]
[Little King Kong thought of this, so he shook the star map at Thor: "Do you want this star map?"]
[Thor made a puppy-like movement, his eyes became bright, and he exhaled and shook his tail. ]
["Come on, fight again! This time I won't..." Looking at Thor like this, Little King Kong was full of confidence and didn't take him seriously at all, but before he finished speaking, with a flash of lightning, Little King Kong was knocked out again. ]
["As expected of a god, you have such strong fighting power." Little King Kong changed his face without hesitation. 】
[Seeing Thor approaching step by step, a spaceship suddenly crashed in from the side. Athena opened the door of the spaceship and stretched out her hand to King Kong: "No time to explain! Get in the car." 】
[After getting on the spaceship, the star map was directly snatched by Athena, but before Athena could be happy, Thor appeared on the spaceship with lightning! 】
[As Thor hit the hammer in his hand hard, the spaceship suddenly malfunctioned, and the planet under the brake gradually fell! Athena was also fighting with Thor on the spaceship! 】
["Dear passengers, our class encountered a fight between gods. There will be bumps. Please return to your seats. Fasten your seat belts." As Athena and Thor fought, King Kong's mentality collapsed and he gave up reading. 】
【At this time, Ship 04 broke through the atmosphere and was fortunately sandwiched between two valleys, thus avoiding being destroyed. It was also a relief for the little King Kong, and the entire seat was launched with the little King Kong. 】
【Then he went through a face brake, and looked at Athena and Thor who were still fighting with a bruised face: "They are born to fight, and mortals suffer!"】
Super God Academy of Heroes
"I'm sorry, I admit that I spoke a little loudly just now, with lightning and hammer, it turned out to be the real Thor!"
Whose dog can fight with Athena in the universe, break through the atmosphere and fall into the planet without any injury. This defense is directly maxed out!
When Ge Xiaolun joined the Heroes, although they said that their superpower was that their bodies were very hard, they should not be able to come and go freely in the universe. I'm afraid that they will be instantly crushed by the terrifying pressure of the universe as soon as they go out.
Prequel to The Lotus Lantern
"It's too hard for Xiao Jin Gang, an ordinary person, to be caught between two gods." Yang Jian wanted to speak about Nu Wa who appeared earlier, but he was afraid of offending the Nu Wa Saint of his own world, so he kept silent.
After all, not everyone can be treated like the river god, and the Nu Wa Saint of this world has a bad temper.
[Xiao Jin Gang was about to sneak away, but the star map suddenly flew into Xiao Jin Gang's hand as they fought, and Athena directlyA shield was thrown out and knocked down the star map, which fell into the stream. 】
【"Star map!!" Seeing this, Athena stopped fighting and quickly took back her shield. She quickly jumped into the stream, squatted down and kept groping. 】
【At this moment, a burst of white light suddenly burst out from the river, and the river god came out of the river with a smile on his face. What did you drop? "Young Athena, did you drop this gold star map, this silver star map, or a star map?" 】
【While speaking, the river god took out three star maps at once. At this time, Thor, the god of thunder, smashed the ground with a hammer, and the current went directly into the water. 】
[Both of them screamed strangely because of the electric shock, and the camera began to rotate. Athena's face turned red: "This feeling of being electrocuted... Could it be... love at first sight?!"】
[Thor saw this scene, his face turned black and a tic-tac-toe appeared. He angrily threw the hammer to the ground, and the electric light directly hit the little King Kong who wanted to slip away. 】
"It's so funny... It turns out that the man Athena wants to find wants the feeling of being electrocuted in the physical sense. This is a new experience."
"What a guy bullies singles directly. I can understand Thor. No single can see this scene straight."
Among a hundred thousand cold jokes, Athena suddenly looked at the screen shyly: "River God?! He doesn't look bad, he looks handsome, and his boss is Nuwa, he is a civil servant with a stable job!"
Thinking about it, Athena suddenly felt that she and the River God were inexplicably compatible! It can only be said that self-imagination is the most fatal.
[Seeing that the star map was broken, Athena no longer had the desire to fight, and took them to an ancient altar in the universe, intending to contact Zeus, and the river god followed because he was bored. ]
[Athena walked to a stone pillar with a statue of Zeus and knelt on one knee: "Great Western God Zeus. Please listen to my call."]
[The eyes of the statue on the stone pillar suddenly emitted light, and the holographic projection of Zeus appeared in front of him: "Athena?! Why do you use such an ancient altar to contact me?"]
[The river god used the traditional method that conforms to the Eastern universe. He burned three incense sticks and bowed: "Lord Nuwa, do you hear my voice?"]
[On the projection of the sculpture in front of him, the Xiaomi mobile phone dialing interface appeared, and the Xiaomi mobile phone ringtone rang. ]
["No one answered!" The river god's voice was still soft. 】
"Good fellow! I thought it was a normal offering with incense in my hand, but I didn't expect it was a video call! All the gods here are not serious."
The modern universe with mobile phones was completely shocked by the operation of the river god. The level of the gods was instantly lowered, and they felt a little down-to-earth.
The old celestial master looked at his mobile phone and wondered if he had bought the wrong one. He planned to change to a Xiaomi phone to see if he could contact the ancestor.Maybe this is the universal mobile phone of the gods? !
"It seems... there is no number for the ancestor! It's useless to buy it." Lu Jin saw the old master's thoughts at a glance. He was thinking whether to burn some incense like the river god and add the ancestor's WeChat first? !
After all, the traditional method cannot be abandoned. Burning incense and worshiping gods is the way to contact in line with the East.
[Nuwa, wearing a mask, appeared in the video call with the appearance of a landlady. She was a little impatient but still answered the phone: "River God, what's the matter?"]
["Ha! There are others." Then he noticed that there seemed to be other people in front of him, and he was shocked. ] (To read the exciting novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
[Thor, the god of thunder, walked directly to a machine similar to a public telephone under the sculpture and put a coin in it. 】
[Then a holographic projection appeared, and the figure of the Northern God Hong Qigong also appeared, and then he began to tease the dog: "Thor, my dear son, do you miss your daddy? Suck..."】
"It's really like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers! Everyone's means of contact are different, and now even public telephone booths have appeared."
"Dad?!... I have to say that this Northern God has a heavy taste. I want to know how he gave birth to Thor? He has already surpassed the species."
I didn't expect that in this last scene, the Northern God said good son, but really took Thor away as a dog...[]
Everyone dares to guarantee that this is the worst time that the Northern God Odin has been hacked! And it seems that the title of dog son can't be called casually, maybe the other party really has a dog son.
Nezha, who was among the 100,000 jokes, was a little puzzled: "Daddy, daddy, what a cute little dog, who is his mother?!"
Li Jing was silent and didn't say anything. To be honest, he also wanted to know who Thor's mother was? ! He was so cruel, he had to say that he had a strong taste.
[On the other side, Nuwa also changed into a formal dress and said angrily: "River God! You didn't report such an important matter as the magic wand."]
[The River God spoke slowly and gently: "You asked me to do it myself."]
["Who told you to talk so much nonsense before! Important things should be said first, and they should be said several times." Nuwa was a little tired, who made her have such a subordinate. ]
["Oh... the star map is broken." The River God still smiled and said the bad news. ]
["Broken...broken?!" As soon as this was said, the eyes of the other two gods were attracted. 】
【"The star map is broken, the star map is broken." The river god repeated it several times. 】
【Nuwa was a little angry: "I know, don't say it again."】
【"You asked me to say it several times!" The river god was a little confused. 】
【Nuwa was so angry that she punched the screen and broke it. When the river god saw it, he said directly: "Ah, I'm scared to death!"】
【The river god said this and was scaredDeath, but there was no fear in his voice. 】
[Nu Wa was directly mad at the appearance of the River God. She covered her head with her teeth and claws, looking very angry. 】
"I have to say that the River God is definitely a master at making people angry! Even Lady Nu Wa has been mad with anger."
"The way the River God speaks, you will go crazy! How can he be so fearless?"
At this time, everyone outside the video admired Nu Wa's temper. They could only say that she was worthy of being a great god. She didn't intend to punish the River God even when she was so angry. She just warned him.
If it were them, they would have dragged the River God out and beat him up. This way of speaking can really make people angry to death. .