Douluo V: I, One Punch Man, am invincible starting from Jie Hu Xiaowu

Chapter 260 The command to fuck your mother



Chapter 260 The command to fuck your mother

Dugu Yan is originally a strange and curious little girl.

How could it not move?

He reached out and pulled the thing out from under the bed blanket.

"what?"

"What is this?"

"So hard and flexible? Hey, why is this head so big?"

"Oh, Sister Erlong, what is that sticky thing on here? Why is it so sticky?"

Liu Erlong's old face had already lost its expression, and his face turned red as if it had been burned by fire.

He bravely stretched out his palm to Dugu Yan.

"Hey, this is what I use for practice. It's covered in my sweat. Come on, give it back to me!"

Dugu Yan stretched out his hand and then retracted it sharply.

"How do you practice with this thing? If you teach me how to practice with this thing, I will return it to you. Later I will buy one myself and practice."

This? ? ?

Liu Erlong really didn't know what to do, so he turned back to Qin Liang for help.

A pair of big eyes blinked there.

Qin Liang also sat up at this moment.

He raised his voice and said: "Dugu Yan, this is not for you. When you find a husband, I will ask your sister Erlong to give you one..."

Liu Erlong told Qin Liang through lip language there.

"Are you stupid? Is this just one? What to give her? What can't be used until she finds a husband? Can you not say it so clearly?"

Dugu Yan, however, swept past Liu Erlong like a gust of wind and sat next to Qin Liang, holding the gelatinous cylinder in his hand.

"Brother, please explain clearly, why can't I use it now? Why can't I use it? When I have a husband, you will give me one. Is it to be used with my husband..."

Dugu Yan couldn't continue talking.

She seemed to realize something. She glanced at the gelatinous cylinder and then took a peek at Qin Liang's lower abdomen...

"what……"

Howling like a killing pig, the thing in his hand seemed to suddenly become a hot potato and he was thrown out.

Liu Erlong had quick eyes and quick hands. He rushed over with an arrow and grabbed it. He took it into the house to clean it with some embarrassment.

After howling, Dugu Yan neither sat nor walked, which meant that she was thick-skinned and moved closer to Qin Liang.

"Brother, that sticky thing on top, can't it be Sister Erlong's?"

"You know what you are asking. This is not what you little girls need to know. Go back to your Royal Academy as soon as possible."

"Humph!"

Dugu Yan stood up and deliberately shook his proud plumpness.

"Brother, you always say I'm young. I've grown up now, okay? I've become an adult a long time ago. Otherwise, I'll call Er Long Jie out and let you take a good look at who's older."

Now it was Qin Liang's turn to have a headache.

Erlong, Erlong, why don’t you put that thing away?

"Yan'er, um, you go back to the Royal Academy first. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?"

"Brother, I have graduated a long time ago. In the past few years, I have been practicing everywhere. I have already reached level 79 soul power. I came to see Er Long Jie this time because I want to enter Shrek Academy to learn military skills. I will never look back. Join the Qin clan and become a handsome female general."

"Hey, that's it, does your grandpa know?"

"Brother, don't mention him. He sits there all day long and acts like a rock. I really admire him."

Qin Liang thought of Dugu Bo's vines covered with dead branches and leaves, which really looked like a big stone.

Can't help laughing.

He looked up and saw Liu Erlong shaking his eyes at him from the window, urging him to let Dugu Yan go.

"Well, Yan'er, look, it's already getting late. How about you go back first and come back tomorrow morning, and we'll talk about becoming a female general."

"I do not!"

Dugu Yan's mischievous personality started to rise: "I want to talk now. I have been to Kangxin City. Xiao Wu, Meng Yiran, Ye Lingling, and Hu Liena all have many soldiers under their command, but they can't kill them." Damn it."

His hands directly wrapped around Qin Liang's neck.

"Brother, when I graduate from Shrek Military Academy, I will also lead troops, at least more than Meng Yiran."

Qin Liang really couldn't do anything to her.

"Okay, I promise you, as long as you can excel academically at Shrek Military Academy, you will definitely be allowed to lead the army after graduation."

"This is like my brother!"

Dugu Yan finally let go of his hands, but he didn't. Instead, he lay down directly on the grass with his hands on the back of his head.

"Yan'er, go back to the dormitory quickly."

"Why?"

Dugu Yan blinked his eyes mischievously: "I'll sleep here, brother. Don't worry, you and Sister Erlong, I will never peek at you."

"you……"

Being too soft, Qin Liang had no choice but to be tough, stood up and shouted: "Student Dugu Yan of Shrek Military Academy, listen to the order!"

"Brother, are you serious?"

"Get up and obey the order!"

Qin Liang looked serious with a dark face, Dugu Yan was really frightened.

After standing up, the two long legs were pressed tightly together: "Here we come!"

"I now order you to go back to the student dormitory to sleep immediately and train with the students tomorrow morning. Otherwise, you will be disqualified from the first batch of graduation."

"elder brother……"

Dugu Yan's eyes were filled with tears, and he looked like he was about to cry.

"If you want to lead troops, hold back your tears, turn around, and walk in unison. The target is the female trainee dormitory."

Big tears fell from Dugu Yan's eyes, but he still straightened his body and walked towards the college step by step.

Liu Erlong changed into a cool nightgown and came out, revealing everything that should be exposed.

He hugged Qin Liang from behind with both hands.

"Liang'er, actually, you can take in all the sisters. I won't mind, and Bibi Dong certainly won't mind either."

Qin Liang turned around and hugged Liu Erlong into his arms.

"Are you still in the mood to talk to me? Why don't you explain, what's that sticky thing on?"

"Do you want to hear my explanation?"

"You have to explain it to me tonight."

"Haha, come here, I'll explain it to you..."

Dugu Yan, who had already reached the mouth of the valley, listened to what was happening behind him.

He cursed in a low voice: "Huh, shameless, shameless."

"Stinky brother, bad brother..."

"What military orders are you talking to me about? He obviously wants to hug Sister Erlong to bed... The stinky brother who forgot about my sister because of his lust!"

"People...people..."

……

"Password!"

The back entrance of Shrek Military Academy now also has a city wall. There are also knights patrolling the city wall, and several strong bows and crossbows are aimed at her.

"What's the password? I'm Dugu Yan!"

"The sect master said that no one can do it without a password."

How could Dugu Yan know this damn password?

She was still in the academy discussing with Liu Erlong and others about entering the academy for training, but Qin Liang made such a big noise at the gate.

Later, they even used military orders to force her away.

Speaking of which, she doesn't even know where to find a women's dormitory now.

"Password!"

The patrol knight asked again. Looking at the formation, if Dugu Yan didn't retreat, they would really use their bows.

"Fuck your mother's password..."

Dugu Yan took the initiative and climbed onto the city wall in a flash. After releasing the Jade Phosphorus Snake King, he opened his mouth and released a burst of poisonous mist. All the knights fell to the ground instantly.

The knight who was watching from a distance saw this scene and hurriedly sounded the warning drum...

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