Genshin Impact: Legend of the Emperor

Chapter 165 Funina: I'm playing Plants vs. Zombies in Fontaine (24)

Although these undead creatures look hideous and frightening, the people of Mello Petersburg have been living with them for some time after all. Even if they felt disgusted at first, they have long since adapted to them.

Moreover, when the game developed by Lu Ming came out, everyone who had played the game learned to hypnotize themselves without any instruction, replacing the realistic zombies they saw with cartoon images.

Now the defense forces of Melopentsky can eat with relish while watching the zombies being blown to ashes. Some with strange sexual habits can even enjoy the zombie performances as a side dish.

Considering that most ordinary people in Teyvat do not understand the danger of undead creatures, Lu Ming also specially designed to let Charlotte educate everyone about undead creatures before the official battle begins.

Charlotte: "Dear audience, now is the time for Lady Finina to prepare for the battle. During this time, let me introduce to you the other party in this battle, the opponent of the God of Water, the Scourge of Teyvat - the Zombie Army!"

"In the zombie army, there are all kinds of undead monsters."

"The reason why these zombies are called monsters is not because they cannot be killed, but because they are dead in the first place."

"Yes, you heard it right."

"Whether from the perspective of elemental science, alchemy, or medicine, these zombies should be real corpses. However, these corpses that should have been sleeping have been injected with malice and have become accomplices in disturbing the peace of the living."

"..."

Listening to Charlotte's introduction, the people of Teyvat gradually had a clearer understanding of this terrifying-looking undead creature.

"So, if you get bitten, you'll turn into a monster like them?"

"Damn it! Someone once tricked me into thinking that I could gain endless lifespan by joining the Undead Legion. But I turned into a monster like this, without even any intelligence. Even with endless lifespan, I'm nothing more than a walking corpse."

"These monsters are really scary. Fortunately, they are trapped in Melo Petersburg and have not spread."

"Embrace the zombies and join the glorious evolution! Ouch, you dare to hit me!"

"I'm going to hit you! Brothers, hand him over to the Knights!"

"What a pity! The leaves are falling. Has Teyvat become so disastrous?"

"My relative has recently gone to Fontaine for business. Is he in any danger?"

"I want to join the Fontaine Defense Force and kill all these damn monsters!"

……

A single stone can cause a thousand ripples. Charlotte's explanation ruined the ambitions of many conspirators who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to stir up trouble. Those health product scammers who claimed that the powder of undead creatures could cure all diseases were almost beaten to death.

"If health supplements are real, why don't people who eat undead powder turn into zombies?"

"If the health products are fake, then you are deceiving consumers, making false claims and disturbing public order."

"What, you said there was a misunderstanding?"

"You mean to say that the host of this live broadcast with millions of people, which was officially certified by multiple countries and gods, and in which the God of Water of Fontaine personally participated, is lying?"

In the end, these scammers were beaten half to death and sent to the Qianyan Army.

There, Yan Fei, a well-known lawyer from Liyue, was waiting for them, ensuring that they received the punishment they deserved.

Let’s not talk about the chaos caused by this live broadcast for now. After receiving Lu Ming’s signal, Charlotte ended the reception of the undead creatures and turned the camera to Furninna on the command platform.

Charlotte: "Lady Fernina, are you ready?"

Funina smiled confidently at the camera and said, "That's natural."

"Dear audience, my name is Funina. Now I will show you how to deal with undead creatures."

"???"

The audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help but feel a little confused. The show was demonstrating to everyone how to deal with undead creatures. When facing these monsters, did ordinary people like them have any other options besides running away and not being a drag?

In Teyvat, the combat power of different individuals varies greatly.

It's like a strong person can easily destroy a continent, while a weak person can't even defeat the most common monster, the Hillichul, in the wilderness.

And on the continent of Teyvat, such weak people make up the majority of humans.

For most ordinary humans on the continent of Teyvat who are not particularly talented, if they want to become stronger they can only train hard and gain access to official forces to become stronger. However, it is difficult for ordinary people without strength and resources to become stronger.

Because if a normal person without the Eye of God wants to become stronger, he needs to consume a lot of resources, such as a large amount of meat rich in elemental power, effective training methods, and rich combat experience.

And all of these require Mora.

But for an ordinary person, if he wants to earn enough Mora, he can only work hard.

What troubles most people in Teyvat now is not that they don't want to become stronger, but that becoming stronger requires Mora, and in order to obtain the Mora needed to become stronger, you must have enough strength.

It can be said that if this sentence was not said by Funina, the water goddess, most people would have started cursing long ago, because this is tantamount to opening their scars and then rubbing salt into the wound.

Which young boy or girl doesn’t have a dream of being a hero?

It is common knowledge on the continent of Teyvat that adventurers have the highest mortality rate.

So why do adventurers always flock to join the Adventurer's Guild?

Because they want to be great adventurers, even if they fall on the road to pursuing their dreams, they can use their corpses to pave the way for future great adventurers.

At that time, they will be able to proudly say in their graves that they have made a legend come into being.

As if she could see the audience's confusion, Funina explained:

"Everyone seems confused, but I will not use the power of the water god in today's battle against these undead creatures."

As the host, Charlotte took over the conversation at the right time and asked the questions in the audience's minds.

Charlotte: "Lady Furninna, why did you choose to do this? Without using the power of the water god, are you going to fight these undead creatures head-on with physical skills?"

Finina rolled her eyes at Charlotte and said, "How is that possible? Those monsters, even looking at them would make my eyes dirty."

Faced with such a cute expression of Finina, the audience cheered excitedly. It turned out that the majestic gods could have such a cute posture!

Their faith was almost overflowing.

If such a beautiful scene could be captured with a camera, it would definitely be an heirloom that could be passed down for thousands of years!!!

Furninna didn't know that her casual action would earn her many fans in other countries ruled by gods. These beliefs even made the oracle collect energy much faster than before.

This surprising discovery surprised Fukalos, who was still crying because the energy he had accumulated for 500 years was squandered by Fininna. He became Fininna's most loyal fan on the spot.

Funina: "Everyone, the purpose of this live broadcast is to teach you how to protect yourself when facing undead creatures, and even to fight back when you have the strength to spare."

"And if I use the power of the Water God to defeat these weak undead creatures, wouldn't that go against my original purpose?"

If some people had said these words before, some would have felt unconvinced.

But after Fenina's grand opening performance shocked the entire Teyvat, it became a consensus in all of Teyvat that Fenina was the goddess of water and was extremely powerful.

If someone told the people of Fontaine now that Funina was actually an ordinary person, he would definitely be regarded as a lunatic.

Although these undead creatures are a bit difficult to deal with, they can be destroyed in a snap if the water god takes action. Although it is interesting to see the cute water god Furninna use water elements to kill people, your own life is also important.

After listening to what Funina said just now, people roughly understood that the Water God wanted to teach everyone how to protect themselves from the undead creatures.

Although most adults have accepted the cruel reality that people with elemental powers and those without elemental powers are in two different worlds, this is what God said.

This is a promise made by the God of Water who possesses the power to change the world. Such a powerful and loving god would never deceive mortals like them!

Try to believe it. Even if you are cheated, there is no loss. What if it is true?

Many ordinary frustrated people had their hands shaking with excitement and their eyes fixed on the electronic screens, afraid of missing a single detail.

The dense crowd that originally surrounded the electronic screen also quieted down at this moment. No one dared to disturb this critical moment, and no one wanted to miss this critical moment.

This may be their chance to change their destiny.

The excited hearts and trembling hands, this moment was witnessed by all the people of Teyvat.

Furninna: "I will command the plant warriors to fight against the undead."

Charlotte: "Plant Warriors? What's that?"

Fu Nina: "Plant warriors are a new invention developed by Mr. Lu Ming to solve the crisis of Fontaine. These plant warriors will not be infected by wounds caused by undead creatures. The special plants among them can even cure infections caused by undead creatures."

"And the combat power of these plant warriors is very strong. They can easily defeat undead creatures and hillbillies in the wilderness."

Charlotte: "I see, but Lady Fininna, what does this have to do with what you said about teaching everyone how to protect themselves?"

Charlotte asked the questions that the audience was most concerned about. It has to be said that this gold medal reporter has a very sharp perspective and strong professional ability, and she knows what the audience is most concerned about.

At this time, the audience watching the live broadcast all had a sharp increase in their favorability towards Charlotte.

It can be predicted that when this live broadcast with millions of people is over, Charlotte will become a household name and even use her own influence to drive the further development of Steam Bird Newspaper.