Chapter 143: Kurosaki Ichigo, Your Sister Is So Delicious!
Chapter 143: Kurosaki Ichigo, Your Sister Is So Delicious!
Karakura Town, somewhere vacant.
Swipe!
At the same time that the portal appeared out of thin air, Duke also walked out of the gate with the hot pot.
It was the first time I came to the hot pot in this world, and I was quite excited.
After all, you are Erha, and when you come to a new environment, you will be excited for a while.
"It's this place again!"
Duke looked at the place where he landed with Aizen last time, and immediately clicked his tongue, "Nothing new!"
"But, forget it, it's no big deal, what else are you doing?"
Duke looked at the dog that had come up to a tree and raised one of its hind legs. Hot Pot said with a serious face: "I came, I saw, I conquered!"
"For those who ride horses, mark the territory and mark the territory, don't say it is so tall."
"You know and ask!"
The hot pot gave Duke a blank look, and immediately said to Duke: "Boss, turn around quickly, someone is watching, I can't urinate.
"Trouble, I'll give you thirty seconds to solve it!"
Duke waved his hand helplessly, turned around and walked out of the open space. After watching Duke leave, Hot Pot felt relieved and took the first step to conquer the world.
After soaking the hot pot, he stood in place, rubbed the floating dirt on the ground with his claws, and at the same time looked at the tall buildings in the distance.
"The buildings here are so tall, I don't know what it feels like to conquer them!
"If you don't keep up, I will leave you behind!"
Duke's voice came from afar, and Hotpot followed suit.
"Boss, wait for me, don't leave me behind!"
"Who told you to walk so slowly!"
Seeing Hot Pot running over quickly, Duke shook his head helplessly, Hot Pot immediately said: "Boss, Boss, where are we going next?"
"Go to the hospital.
"What kind of hospital are you looking for?"
"A hospital that removes troubles for male pet dogs!"
While Duke was speaking, he also glanced at the dog beside him rather maliciously, and the hot pot gulped down his saliva after being stared at by Duke's eyes.
Although I don't know which aspect to remove troubles, but I always feel a little cold in the back.
"I'm actually quite happy now."
"Happy people never say they are happy. You can say this, which proves that you are on the verge of depression."
Duke walked slowly on the road, and the pedestrians coming and going were completely invisible to him and Hot Pot.
Duke, who didn't arrange a temporary body for himself and Nabe, didn't bring a prosthetic body, and just walked through the downtown with the Shinigami body.
"depression?!"
Hot Pot was taken aback by Duke's words, Duke nodded, and said seriously: "That's right, first of all you will feel that no matter what you do, life is boring, and then you see everything is gloomy, you Your heart loses positivity, you are not in the sun, and in the final stage, you will try to kill yourself!"
"It's not a good thing that I suddenly feel too happy. I'm not happy at all now."
"Well, unhappiness means you have troubles, so when you arrive at the place, I will arrange a pet dog trouble removal package for you!"
An unscrupulous smile appeared on Duke's face again, and Hot Pot, who was glanced at by Duke, couldn't help shivering.
This guy has absolutely no good intentions in mind.
"No, I'll just hold it back, if I'm not happy [I'm not happy" 々!"
The hot pot flatly refused, but Duke said: "There is a beautiful nurse who serves herself!"
Seeing Duke raised his eyebrows at himself, and the hot pot swallowed his saliva, Duke hit the iron while it was hot: "There is also one-on-one personal service!"
"You can sleep on the lap of the nurse's sister!"
"Miss Nurse will touch your head and say good night to you!"
"Enough, boss!" Hot Pot said sternly, "I'm not that kind of dog!"
"Oh, no!"
"However, I think my dog's physical and mental health problems still need to be taken seriously. After all, I want to serve you, and I can't make mistakes because of some psychological problems!"
"So, get rid of worries package, just come on, I'm not afraid!"
"real?"
"real!"
"it is good!"
While speaking, Duke brought the hot pot to Kurosaki clinic, a humble private hospital.
Because the attending doctor is humorous, skilled, and has professional contacts, he has been well received for many years.
The only medical malpractice was due to insufficient internal surgical instruments.
It can be said that it is a professional clinic for treating headaches, diarrhea, and hiccups!
"Here we go!"
Duke walked to the door of the Kurosaki clinic, opened the door directly, and walked in with the hot pot.
When the door of the Kurosaki clinic opened without warning, the clinic's notification bell rang.
After the sound of "Ding", another energetic greeting came immediately.
"Wait a moment, please come down immediately!"
As the voice came, a girl with a single ponytail and an expressionless face came out, while the other party came out, she put on a nurse's hat "It's worth mentioning that she is beautiful in slippers.
As soon as he entered the hall, Kurosaki Xia Li was startled.
Because of her super high spiritual power, she can see Duke and Hot Pot standing in the hall.
And Duke, Kurosaki Pineapple, who is wearing a haori death costume, also knows who he is.
"Are you here to find my brother?"
Kurosaki Xiali asked in doubt, Duke shook his head, "No, I'm here to see Dr. Kurosaki Isshin, my dog has been very restless recently, and I want Dr. Kurosaki Isshin to help with a trouble removal operation!"
When Hot Pot heard what Duke said, he nodded vigorously. The beautiful, lovely and gentle nurse is here!!
"What a big dog!"
Kurosaki Xia Li also looked at Hot Pot's body, smacking her tongue: "Such a good dog, do you really want to neuter it?"
"Oh, no way!"
Duke spread his hands, "Actually, I was recommended by Captain Hitsugaya. He said that the doctors here are very responsible and the nurses are lovely, so I took a leave of absence."
"Seilingting, you know, there is no such professional doctor!"
"But my dad treats people!"
"It doesn't matter, isn't it just an asshole, just look for tutorials on the Internet, and it doesn't matter if you make a mistake."
Duke made a movement of cutting things with scissors, and Hotpot listened to the conversation between the two, and hurriedly asked: "Then what, what does sterilization mean?"
"Is Kardash what I think it is?"
"Ah, you can talk!"
Kurosaki squatted down, looked at the hot pot and smiled, "It's the same as the Tomari village captain that Tōshirō said in his letter.
"Bo Village Captain? Komamura Sajin?!" Hot Pot snorted disdainfully, "That guy doesn't even lift my shoes, don't compare me with him!"
"Hey, you're so cute!"
Kurosaki Xiali grabbed Hotpot's cheeks and rubbed the latter's cheeks, and at the same time said expressionlessly: "Then do you know that the so-called sterilization is to turn you into a father-in-law?"
"Elder-in-law...Kadan...Hiss!!!"
Hot Pot immediately clamped its hind legs, took two steps back, and leaned against the door with a terrified expression: "Then what, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the lights when I went out!"
"I'll go back and turn off the lights!"
Hot Pot turned his head and was about to run out, but a big hand was one step ahead of him and grabbed his tail.
"What are you running for? Isn't your lovely nurse right in front of you?"
"No, don't, I don't!!"
"Ya Butterfly!!!"
The front half of his body just ran out of the gate of the Kurosaki clinic, and was immediately pulled back by Duke. The hot pot, whose claws had rubbed several claw marks on the ground, was extremely unwilling to be pulled back.
After a long time, the hot pot, whose little heart was still beating so frightened, collapsed to the ground, and Duke also took out a few tickets and put them in front of him.
""It was a little joke for him before, don't worry about it, this is an apology"
As soon as Duke's ticket was taken out, Kurosaki Xiali's eyes lit up, "It's the latest movie ticket for Detective Duck. I heard that Detective Duck will release a new cp wearing a bear!"
"Yes, Captain Hitsugaya asked me to prepare it."
Duke smiled and said, "And I have some business to discuss with your big brother, so..."
"I know, I know!"
Kurosaki took the ticket on the table, "I'll take my sister to the movies right away, so I won't bother you!"
"What a good, reasonable boy!"
Duke smiled and praised, and watched Kurosaki Xia Li go upstairs to change clothes. The chafing dish next to him wondered: "Boss, when did you get these tickets?"
"I, Shunpo, went to the cinema to buy it when you pissed and marked your territory."
"Can you still do this kind of thing at this time?"
"Do you know what a time management master is?"
Duke glanced at the hot pot, "I used to accompany six oirans in one night when I was out of resources!"
"Learn more!"
In the evening, Kurosaki Ichigo, carrying a schoolbag, walked into the door of his house. When he came to the steps of the gate, he inadvertently saw several deep claw marks on the steps.
Kurosaki Ichigo noticed this scene, his eyes widened instantly, and he immediately pushed open the door in front of him.
But when the door of the clinic was pushed open, accompanied by the sound of the notification bell, what caught Kurosaki Ichigo's eyes was an unsightly appearance.
The originally spacious and tidy hall became messy at this moment, with various claw marks covering the ceiling and floor, various sundries were thrown around, and at the same time, a dragged Bloodline was dragged towards the living room.
Seeing this scene, Kurosaki Ichigo dropped his schoolbag and strode into the living room. At the same time, he also saw a young man sitting on the dilapidated sofa watching his TV slowly.
Everything else in the living room was torn and destroyed.
"Hoo.․Huchihuchi......"
The sound of heavy breathing came from the stairs on Kurosaki Ichigo's side, accompanied by the sound of crunching and chewing.
Kurosaki Ichigo turned his head dully, and saw a black and white wolfhound with a bloody mouth chewing on a human hand.
At this moment, the person sitting on the sofa also paused the TV, turned his head, and casually threw out a blood-stained broken bow tie.
"Kurosaki Ichigo, your sister is delicious!"
With malice on Duke's face, he said with a smile: "This sentence is a supplement for my dog!"
"You...you...you bastard!!!"
While Kurosaki Ichigo's eyes widened, his pupils became bloodshot instantly, and Reiatsu also burst out instantly.
The horrible and exaggerated Reiatsu rose into the sky like a volcanic eruption, and at the same time, Kurosaki Ichigo also took out the agent Shinigami battle license and pressed it on his chest.
Kurosaki Ichigo, instantly detached from his body, grabbed his new Zangetsu and yelled, "Bankai!!!".
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