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"I really doubt if Shiyu steals a few more bites with her chopsticks, will there be any meat left?"
The ugly daughter-in-law must eventually meet her mother-in-law. Bai Ye walked through a grove that had not been trimmed for a long time and was covered with many dead branches and leaves. Finally, he came to the wooden chair and saw the girl with long black hair who had arrived earlier.
Shi Yu lived up to the name of "long straight black hair". Not only was her long black hair soft and shiny like a waterfall, but her clothes were also neat and appropriate. There was not a single leaf on her body, and not a single hair was messed up by branches.
It can be said that one can pass through a field of leaves without getting a single one on him.
"Shiyu, why didn't you touch the leaves?"
"Guess~( ̄▽ ̄~)~"
"Guess, I guess."
"I don't care whether you guess or not, just guess for me."
After a tongue-twister-like quarrel, Bai Ye blew away the dead leaves on the wooden chair and sat down next to Shiyu.
At this time, he found that there was a lunch box on the other side of Shiyu.
"Shiyu, did you prepare your own lunch today?"
The girl with long black hair picked up the lunch box and shook it proudly.
"How is it? I made it myself. Surprise~"
Bai Ye was indeed surprised, because Shiyu almost never made her own lunch box and brought it to school. If she didn't eat with Bai Ye, she would eat in the cafeteria. If she went to the grove with Bai Ye, she would buy a bowl of fried noodles and bread.
"Not only did the weather suddenly get cold, but the sun also rose from the west. Shiyu, you actually made your own lunch box. Wait—"
Bai Ye discovered the highlight.
Xiaohui and Shiyu share the same hatred for the enemy, and he suspects there is a conspiracy.
"Are you secretly planning something with Xiaohui?"
"No." Shiyu said righteously.
"I told you..." Bai Ye breathed a sigh of relief again, and his sixth sense felt a chill.
Wait a minute—why did I say "again"? And what's with this ominous feeling of déjà vu?
"We are doing it openly and honestly, not secretly." Shiyu further explained.
white night"……"
Jingle Bell--
Shiyu took out her cell phone and found it was a message from Bai Ye.
[I protested silently.]
Shiyu just laughed and scratched Bai Ye's waist with her slender fingers, and the latter was immediately defeated.
"You still want to keep quiet, don't you know you're ticklish?"
Bai Ye's face was filled with depression.
"I just don't understand why I'm ticklish, but you and Xiaohui aren't. Is that fair?"
"I'm so beautiful, why am I not worth hundreds of millions? I have to stay in your club and write and draw. Is this fair?" Shi Yu responded in kind.
"That's fair." Bai Ye's male chauvinism erupted, and he lifted her up onto his lap. "Because Shiyu, you're still someone I can't afford to offend..."
“Get out of here!”
Chapter 909 Yes, this Shiyu has completely fallen
The two bento boxes were heated up in the self-heating buns, and soon the fragrance wafted out.
Bai Ye's stomach was rumbling, his appetite was twitching, and his eyes were staring at Shiyu's lunch box.
Even though he knew it was a trap set by Shiyu and Xiaohui, when the greed in his stomach was aroused, Bai Ye was still willing to fall into it even though he knew he was being lured into a trap.
"Shiyu, what did you bring? It smells so good~"
Shiyu put her hands on his chest to prevent him from getting any closer to the bento, and said with a funny look on her face:
"Can you please stop looking like Eriri is trying to pounce on you? You're complaining about Eriri being infected with the gentleman virus, but look at yourself Σ(|||▽|||)"
Then, she asked knowingly:
"What delicious food did Hui prepare for you today?"
"Can you smell the fragrance from the lunch box?" Bai Ye asked back.
"Perhaps Hui's cooking skills have reached great heights. Although she may not show her talent on the surface, she has accumulated a lot of experience and is about to burst forth. The moment she opens the lunch box, a golden light will burst into the sky, and a golden dragon will soar into the sky, emitting bursts of dragon roars..."
"Shiyu, you've seen too much Little Master!!"
Bai Ye was convinced. His harem was not big in other aspects, but it had a huge imagination!
……
The bento is ready.
Bai Ye carefully took out the two hot lunch boxes, made sure his handles were not hot, and then placed them on the tablecloth.
Seeing his eager look, Shiyu did not hesitate and unveiled the mystery of the lunch box.
"No wonder, it's fried chicken, pork meatballs, and curry sauce..."
There is no harm without comparison. When a box of luxurious food is placed in front of you, you will know how loud the gluttony in your stomach is growling.
It was precisely because the difference was so great that Bai Ye's desire to resist was aroused.
"It's just so-so. The fried chicken is limp, the pork meatballs are dry, and the curry sauce doesn't have any aroma even when it's heated. It's just average."
Shiyu did not refute, and looked like someone enjoying the show, all she needed was a handful of melon seeds in her hand.
The more the other party belittles your own lunch box, the more envious, jealous and hateful they are. This "incompetent rage" is a blessing from heaven for you.
"Xiaobai-kun, you are right. Everything you said is correct. Keep going."
Although he was discovered, Bai Ye had no intention of stopping. If he admitted defeat, even the joy of impotent rage would be gone.
"Shiyu, did you really do all this by yourself? You got up at three in the morning?"
"If I really want to make it myself, I can't do it even if I work all night long." Shiyu admitted generously, "These are all semi-finished products I bought at the supermarket last night. I fried and boiled them this morning. It's convenient and quick."
"That's right, what's so good about a semi-finished product? It doesn't smell good at all, and it tastes bland. It just ends up in my stomach..."
Bai Ye finally broke down his defenses and started beating his chest and stamping his feet.
"How can I repair it? Semi-finished meat is still meat. Even if it doesn't smell good, it still smells good. Once it gets into my stomach, it's all greasy. You two are so cruel..."
Seeing that the atmosphere was almost set, Shiyu got down to business.
"Answer a question and I'll give you a piece of fried chicken. Do you agree?"
"Just don't regret it." Bai Ye glanced sideways.
Shiyu knew in her heart that she and Bai Ye were performing a duet without an audience.
She didn't believe that Bai Ye couldn't even endure a meal of meat.
Fried chicken, bento, and watery soup are all just to keep the topic going naturally.
Shiyu picked up a piece of fried chicken and blew on it to heat it up.
"Shiro-kun, are you really in love with Akane-senpai?"
"Yes."
These two simple words earned Bai Ye a piece of fried chicken.
Shiyu's mood was not disturbed, and she scooped up a spoonful of curry rice.
"When are you planning to take her in?"
"That's up to you. I'm not an ancient emperor who selects concubines every year. Even if it's an emperor, he has to consider the queen's mood when choosing a concubine."
Bai Ye filled his mouth with curry rice. When you are hungry, everything tastes delicious.
"But we don't have a queen here," Shiyu said.
"That's right, but we don't have an emperor here either."
It is somewhat inaccurate to compare Bai Ye's harem with the ancient emperor's harem, because Bai Ye does not need to bear the complicated things such as the court, the people, the officials, the continuation of the emperor, etc. He only needs to be responsible for the harem and himself.
Shiyu finally picked up a pork meatball for him and put away her chopsticks.
"That's all?" Bai Ye spread his hands.
Shiyu ate the fried chicken happily, and her attitude was just like that.
"That's all I want to know, unless you say something I didn't expect or know."
"That's too blatant, Shiyu. Do you think I'll fall for it?!"
Bai Ye was filled with righteous indignation and dropped another bombshell.
"I haven't done it with Akane-senpai yet."
"You're quick to speak when it's to your advantage." Shiyu turned her head, her expression unmoved. "I guessed that too, so I'll give you half the credit. I'm curious that Akane-senpai actually managed to hold back from eating you."
"I'm not that impatient... Wait - Shiyu, are you talking about Senior Zhu Yin?" Bai Ye was shocked.
Shiyu nodded and briefly recounted the confrontation with Akane at the birthday party.
"Obviously, her best chance is before we get to Sawamura's house. Once we get there and you, Xiaobai-kun, haven't made up your mind, then her chances of winning will be reduced by at least 5%."
Bai Ye couldn't refute it because everything Shiyu said was true.
Shiyu bit her chopsticks and imagined another world line.
"I kind of regret hearing Auntie say we'll arrive at noon. If we get to Sawamura's house early in the morning, I really want to see Akane-senpai's face. That little time difference will allow her to take down Haku-kun."
Bai Ye still didn't say anything. For now, it was enough to just watch Shiyu's performance quietly.
"Hentai Xiaobai-kun, can you be more firm? When a pretty girl beckons you with a finger, you just nod and bow and rush over to her."
Since this is a matter of gentlemanly dignity, Bai Ye is going to refute it.
"I'm very ambitious. Do you think every girl can catch my eye? If that were the case, I wouldn't have to wait until I met Shiyu and the others."
"You're so funny. You might as well say that you look down on ordinary girls." Shiyu laughed.
Bai Ye looked up at the sky to show that it was none of his business.
"Tch, Hentai..."
Although Shiyu said disdainfully, her delicate body leaned against Bai Ye's shoulder, and she was also infected with Eriri's "tsundere virus".
"My desire to monopolize you has never changed. Monopoly has its advantages, and a harem has its advantages. The two cannot be confused, and their merits and demerits offset each other. Do you understand, Xiaobai-kun?"
Bai Ye responded with a passionate kiss, thinking that he would find an opportunity to kiss Xiaohui today as well.
"Thank you Shiyu, I love you the most~"
"You've said this a thousand times. Do you think I'll fall for it again?"
Shi Yu's eyes, intoxicated by intimacy, said it all. Bai Ye could only say that it was true that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. She was just like the love-eyed heroine in the book who fell into depravity but refused to admit it.
"Yes, my Shiyu is the strongest, let's kiss for another 5 minutes~"
"Mmmmm~"
"Give me some fried chicken too."
"Don't even think about that—!"
Chapter 910: Peaceful coexistence is the foreshadowing of a brilliant event
Everything was fine until Thursday.
After the club meeting yesterday, Bai Ye received a message from Sayuri Sawamura about their destination for going out together this weekend.
"Ye Jun, see you on Saturday then."
"I understand. Good night, auntie."
This was a phone call Bai Ye made before he went to bed last night. Shi Yu was taking a shower in the bathroom at that time, so only Bai Ye knew the content of the call.
……
After returning home from school in the afternoon, Bai Ye got into the kotatsu he had taken out yesterday without saying a word, and enjoyed the "winter demon" that everyone talks about as tempting and decadent.
"Meow……"
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