Chapter 139 Naxida Eavesdropped: Walnut Wants To Rua My Face? Daba! You Can't Touch It!
Chapter 139 Naxida Eavesdropped: Walnut Wants To Rua My Face? Daba! You Can't Touch It!
Liyue Port.
Hall of Rebirth.
Naxida, Raymond and Wendy, the three gods gathered together.
They have already learned the specific situation from the fairy mouth.
Wendy looked at Zhongli and joked, "Hey! I didn't expect my old friend to be a "mother" one day. 17
Mandrill frowned, there was no way, Wendy was Fengshen after all, he still suppressed his emotions and swallowed back the "disrespect to the emperor".
Twarin is not used to it, and the only thing he can say is-do something serious, Barbatos!
Wendy: O_O...
Nashida: "[The supreme version of the Hex Golden Egg] will take ten days to hatch. During this time, I, Sister Ying and Wendy Big Brother are staying here, and it is also a good time to observe."
For the little grass god Naxida.
Watching different humans is a joy in itself.
Now, Liyue and the other fairy families are here, she will not feel bored at all, it is a good time to observe.
Sanshen stepped forward immediately when he was in trouble.
Now Morax, the rock god, needs help, and she can't refuse.
Before coming to Liyue, Naxida also entrusted Al Haisen, Sai Nuo, and Dishiya with the follow-up matters. With them, there will be no troubles in Sumeru.
As for Mond, Wendy didn't really care, it didn't make any difference whether he was there or not.
Moreover, after the Heart of Fengshen was taken away, the group members had no reason to work in Mengdegao.
Inazuma has Yae Shenzi sitting in charge, and everything is as usual.
The decisions discussed by the immortals are quite safe.
Nasida's white fingers made a standard heart-reading gesture and aimed at the mandrill.
[Great, with the presence of three gods, the emperor will be able to pass through the ten-day incubation period smoothly!]
Then, Naxida aimed at the walnut again.
[Suddenly there are so many people in the courtyard, (*^_^*) hee hee...it's really lively! Let Xiangling help make a table of delicious food tonight, and by the way, ask someone to bring it here . ]
Nashida: (*¯*)
"Okay! I'm really looking forward to the food made by Chef Xiangling."
walnut:"???"
Grandma Ping: "???"
Lei Movie: "Nasida, did you just read their voices?"
Ying quickly reacted, a blush appeared on his cold face.
She couldn't be sure when Naxida began to observe the voices of the people present.
However, just now she was missing the happy days of lying flat in Yixin Pure Land, eating three-colored dumplings, dazzling dumplings with milk, and reading light novels.
It would be too embarrassing if Nashida saw it!
Naxida nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Well, sister Ying, I just watched the heartfelt voices of Immortal Mandrill and Lord Hutang 587" and shouted out ten times.
Dui! Naxida is really curious about everything in the world. "
Because of her long-standing relationship with Zhongli, the eccentric Hutao is not restrained at all when facing the gods.
Seeing such a cute little grass god, she even wanted to go up to rua Naxida's face fiercely.
Although he won't be too restrained in terms of words [But Hu Tao is not brave enough to really go to the point of rua Naxida's face.
Nasida: (⊙o⊙) Ah!
What Hu Tao didn't know was that at this moment, her voice was also being read by Naxida.
"No!~ Master Hu can't rua my face!"
Wendy: "Hey! Hall Master Hu is the same as when I met little sister Naxida, but as an elder, I touched Naxida's head!"
Hu Tao's eyes were scorching, full of the fanaticism when he met Qi Qi outside.
She clasped her hands together and begged: "Little Auspicious Grass King, since you can't pinch your face, can I touch my head like Lord Barbatos?!"
Lei Movie was speechless, "What strange hobby do you two have?!"
Naxida is also very face-saving, "rua's face is not good, but it's okay to touch the head.
After all, she also eavesdropped on Hu Tao's heart without authorization, so it was an exchange.
Grandma Ping took the initiative to say hello.
Immediately, they asked Nasida, Lei Yingying and Wendy about the eleventh part of "What the Gods Taught Us?": [Life and Death].
Nasida: "[Life and death]? It's hard to guess."
Wendy: "Shendu of Wisdom doesn't have a good entry point, so we don't need to bother to think about it."
Lei Movie nodded, "Well, but there are institutions or organizations in the Seven Kingdoms that manage funerals. It's hard to say whether there are demon gods hidden in them."
The attention of everyone in the courtyard returned to the inventory video again.
Continuous.
Inventory video.
Traveler and Paimon also returned to Liyue Port.
The two of them came to Liyue's Adventurer's Guild branch together with Kurumi.
Sister Lan, the branch president of the Adventurers Association, was a little impatient when she saw Hutao.
"Ah, it's you again, you said that we are not interested in this kind of cooperation."
Walnut has a very thick skin, and she didn't get discouraged because of this, she had a playful smile on her face.
"Don't worry, look, there are people in your Adventurer's Association who deeply agree with me!"
Because he wanted to find someone, he reached a certain agreement with Hu Tiao.
Travelers also help to speak according to the agreement.
"I... reluctantly agree."
Although Sister Lan was annoyed by Hu Tao, she couldn't stand the girl's stalking.
Now, the traveler also recognized her. Sister Lan suppressed her impatience and chose to listen carefully to what she said.
Seeing that Sister Lan's mood eased, Hu Tao continued:
"It's like this. After talking with you last time, I made a new plan and added quite cost-effective content.
Specifically, the Hall of Rebirth will deal with requests from the Adventurer Association in a limited amount, and the first batch will give away 100 special wooden boxes.
Plus! Plus!! We support on-site recycling!
The business scope covers most areas of Liyue, and some dangerous areas require additional charges.
Ah——you can rest assured, it’s very cheap!”
Sister Lan's face darkened again after hearing this, "Master Hu, I don't think you understand what I mean at all."
Walnut looks like I know it well.
"Understood Bai Ming, I know you want to bargain, but the discount offered by our Xiangsheng Hall is already very strong, right?
If you think about it, when you go out, you will inevitably encounter danger. There is a word called "prepare for a rainy day", which refers to this kind of thing.
"I've never heard of people making preparations for this kind of thing first. Even if you want to prepare, it's to prepare for things related to risk and safety."
Sister Lan was numb, "Excuse me, I still have a lot of things to do."
Seeing that the chat was about to end, Hu Tao finally wanted to fight for it.
"Hey, wait, how about another discount! If there are ten people at a time, you can get a 30% discount!"
Seeing that the atmosphere was becoming increasingly anxious, Yixin Laomeng at the side immediately opened his mouth to persuade.
"Master! It's fine, if this continues, the Qianyan army will come again."
Paimon: "If I understand correctly, she seems to be selling the services of the Church of the Past.
The traveler sighed: "This will not work at all."
Hu Tao helplessly spread her hands: "Ah! I can only go back to the Hall of Rebirth first."
On the way, Hu Tao murmured, "Hmph, they are the ones who suffer when they refuse such a good deed. If there is anything they don't want to face, it will happen sooner or later!"
Hu Tao's words also made many Tivat people laugh in the inventory question and answer live broadcast room.
[Kaya: Master Hu is really an interesting person, no wonder Morax, the rock god, chooses to stay in the Hall of Rebirth. 】
[Kamizaya Linghua: Hall Master Hu, although death is the inevitable result of human beings, at least when they are alive, everyone thinks about how to ensure their own safety and overcome difficulties. 1
[Yae Miko: Strictly speaking, this way of thinking of students is too rational. 】
[Thoma: Only those who have no relatives and friends will consider booking funeral services at the Pastoral Hall, otherwise they will only think about after-care when there is no cure.
in the video.
Listening to Hu Tao's nagging, Paimon finally understood what Zhiru said before.
Sister Lan always said that she was in the Adventurer's Association, and occasionally the adventurers would treat her as a weirdo.
But Sister Lan felt that it must be because they had never talked to Hu Tao.
Return to the Hall of Rebirth.
Hu Tao spread his hands and said, "Oh, in this case, the old method should continue to be used. Lao Meng, have you finished writing the advertisement?"
"Ah... sorry, I wrote half of it. Hall Master, is this strange advertisement really useful?"
Yi Laomeng was a little puzzled, would it really be effective to stick strange advertisements on wooden signs?
Walnut said firmly:
"Believe me, it's very useful, it's a way of doing business that has been passed down from generation to generation.
Guests in need will go to the door of the Hall of Rebirth, take down the blank wooden sign, and after negotiating the content of the entrustment, stuff it into the hall from the crack of the door.
According to the requirements on the sign, whether it is an obituary, cremation or funeral, I will do my best to satisfy the guests.
Although it is indeed troublesome...the mice are running around, if you can burn a few more at a time..."
Yixin Laomeng smiled wryly and said: "No, hall master, I (ajfi) are not asking about the wooden sign, but about the advertising words.
Some travelers are curious: "Advertisement? Isn't it a blank wooden sign?"
Hu Tao smiled and said: "Hey...the business of Xiangshengtang should keep pace with the times!"
"Think about it, if you don't keep expanding the number of guests in the Pastoral Hall, will there be fewer and fewer guests?
Expansion is a very important job content.
Since I became the head of the hall, I have tried many methods to make the Hall of Past Life more prosperous.
I tried to put up advertisements like other stores, but was wiped out by Qianyan Army.
Later, I held the [One-Day Experience Meeting], but no one attended!"
Paimon shook his head and sighed, "Reborn in Japan experience meeting! Only Hutao can come up with such a bad idea.
"It's normal for no one to participate.
Hu Tao: "After the last Uzi, I found that the traditional method is the most practical. This is the wisdom of the past hall masters!"
"I went door-to-door looking for people and organizations that I might work with, just like I did with the Adventurers' Guild!
This kind of thing, I call him business expansion.
Hu Tao talked more and more vigorously, "There is another way, that is to put some advertisements on the wooden sign, [with this wooden sign, buy one get one free] and so on."
Paimon shook his head, and was shocked by Hu Tao's strange thoughts.
"Buy...what to buy? What to give away?"
"Hey, of course it's durable (another home.
It doesn't matter if you don't need it now, it is produced by Xiangshengtang, the quality is guaranteed, don't worry that it will break before you.
Even the traveler was overwhelmed by Hu Tao's operation, and didn't even know whether he should answer the call or not.
"No wonder the Qianyan Army is following you."
"No way, [business development], we have to try boldly."
Walnut's fighting spirit has not been affected by successive setbacks.
She looked at Yixin.
"Okay, Lao Meng, you can continue to write advertisements on the wooden sign! This is directly related to our future business."
"But
I still feel..."
Walnut smiled and said:
"Oh, I see! You think our discount is not comprehensive enough, right?
Indeed, since the Adventurers' Guild is new, I'm offering a great deal.
But treat old customers, but not the same sincerity.
Well, no! No!! Wait for me to do some research.
I think the current statement lacks enthusiasm and sincerity.
If you just send things out in a bland way, you won't be able to give people the idea of "earning it".
"That's the problem! If there is no such feeling, there will be no repeat customers.
New man, please wait for me, it won't take long. "
Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "I talked about a lot of new arrivals! Oh, there is no way, let's go around and wait for the walnuts."
Yixin Laomeng scratched his head and said, "Repeat customer?! As a funeral organization, it's hard to give people such a feeling.
The traveler finds the waiter of the dead (the ferryman).
"Are you the newcomers brought by the hall master?"
Paimon: "No, we're just curious about the Hall of Rebirth and Walnut."
Ferryman: "Since this is the case, it's better not to be too curious. Common people know too much, which is not a good thing. What can be known and what can't be known, the hall master has his own discretion."
Paimon expressed doubts about what the ferryman said.
"Does Walnut really know how to measure?"
Around the same time, the traveler and Paimon came to Walnut again.
"Well, that's it, I'll leave it to you, and I'll just write it like this--the Changsheng Hall has a regular big reward, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, buy more and get more!
Hehe, I'm very satisfied, it's much better than the original icy promotional words! It will definitely touch people's hearts!"
Old Meng, the hostess, made a suggestion, "Master, the general impression of funeral organizations should be cold.
Hu Tao raised her chin, as if not listening, "Then there will be no refreshing feeling, no!"
Yixin's old Meng is numb: "Why does Xiangshengtang need to refresh...uh. Forget it, that's fine."
Lao Meng, who couldn't resist Hutao, had given up resistance.
After arranging for Lao Meng, Hu Tao looked at Traveler and Paimon energetically.
"Well, it's time for us to start again, and I don't want to miss out on new business."
Paimon: "[We]? Do you mean me and the traveler?"
Hu Tao spread his hands and said: "Otherwise, who else is there? Look around, is there any strange person? Even if there is, you can't see it.
The timid Paimon expressed panic, "You don't need to add the last sentence! It's scary!"
Hu Tao scratched his head: "Hey, I'm sorry, I was joking. I promise, there is nothing you can't see, at least, not now."
Traveler: "Master, I think you are too open-minded."
"Don't be so serious, from my point of view, I just think everyone thinks death is terrible.
People are afraid of life and death, and what they fear is pain and regret. In order to make up for the wounds in their hearts, they imagine countless forms of death, such as ghosts and ghosts.
Obviously there is no basis for it, but even today, it has become a taboo topic that cannot be touched.
If I also taboo this kind of thing, then the Hall of Death will not be able to continue. "
Speaking of ghosts, the traveler remembered that time at the Wangshu Inn, I really saw ghosts.
Hu Tao's eyes flashed: "Oh? How about it, you are more friendly and reasonable than you imagined, right?"
Paimon: "It has nothing to do with these two words, I can only say that it didn't hurt us in the end. y
Walnut spread his hands and said:
"Then what do you say you have met a very vicious guy? Ordinary ghosts are incapable of harming Common people.
The work of Xiangshengtang is to [maintain the boundary between life and death], which includes correcting Common people's perception of death and ghosts.
To put it simply, it is to let people who cannot see the [boundary] stay as far away from it as possible.
In the inventory video, Hu Tao's words made her alone.
That's right, the job of Xiangshengtang is to maintain the boundary between life and death.
life and death!
This is undoubtedly similar to the keyword [life and death] in the eleventh inventory video of "What did the gods teach me?"
Could it be that this inventory really has something to do with me.
There is indeed one god in the Hall of Rebirth, and that is the rock god Lax.
But Dijun has little to do with 【Life and Death】.
She also knows what other people say, and the probability of being a hidden demon god like rice crust is extremely low.
After all, then Morax would surely know.
So, in the future, will the hall master really become a new god like [Scattered Soldiers?!
Walnut is a little confused!!!
She didn't dare to continue her daydream, the more she thought about it, the more outrageous it became!
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