Genshin Impact: Funina sentenced me to prison for having a wife

Chapter 162 The Benefits of a Blank Memory

"Hmph, I've already made it clear to you. If you dare to flirt with other women again, don't blame me for being ruthless! When the time comes, hmph... don't blame me for burying you!"

Hu Tao put her hands on her hips, pouted her cherry lips coquettishly, and stared at Shen He fiercely with her beautiful big eyes wide open, her eyes full of threats and warnings.

Seeing this, Shen He hurriedly waved his hands, a flattering smile appeared on his face, and said in panic.

"No, no, I am already very satisfied with you, the clever, playful and lovely Master Hu, by my side, and Miss Funina, who is gentle, virtuous and sensible, as my partner. How could I be so ignorant as to go out and flirt with other women?"

Indeed, Shen He is now very satisfied, because with two peerless beauties, Hu Tao and Funina, by his side, his life has reached perfection and he has nothing else to ask for.

As for other women, he really had no interest in them and was too lazy to bother with them.

After all, although he naturally likes beautiful women, he only shows it when facing someone he truly loves.

Just like Walnut who is standing in front of you right now, with her little mouth slightly pouted because of anger, she is so cute that makes people feel pity for her.

There are countless beautiful women in the world, and there are many with a beautiful appearance like Keqing.

However, Shen He has no improper thoughts about Keqing, and even knows how to keep his distance to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings.

"Who...who promised to marry you!"

Hu Tao's face instantly turned red like a ripe apple, and her shyness was beyond words. She twisted her body desperately, trying to break free from Shen He's tightly grasping hands.

However, all this was nothing more than bluffing, and the force she exerted was as insignificant as the breeze caressing the willows.

After expressing her inner shyness and reserve a little, Hu Tao stopped resisting and let Shen He hold her hand tightly.

In fact, for Shen He and Hu Tao, deeper communication had already taken place many times.

Just holding hands.

At this moment, how could a mere gesture of holding hands make them feel strange?

"You should go and coax your Fu Nina first." Hu Tao grumbled with a hint of jealousy. Her words revealed her attachment to Shen He and her dissatisfaction with his closeness to other women.

Shen He found it somewhat funny.

He leaned close to Hu Tao's cheek and kissed her sweet little face.

Touching Hu Tao's delicate skin, Shen He's claws unconsciously touched Hu Tao's white thigh.

Really, he can play with these legs for the rest of his life.

"Although, I think that no one is actively collecting my soul fragments, but...what if it is passive?" Shen He changed the subject.

"Passive? What do you mean?"

Hu Tao was indeed attracted by Shen He's new idea.

By the way, wipe the saliva off your face.

"That is to say, there is a person, or some kind of existence, who passively took away the fragments of my soul." Shen He gave his own guess.

And... continue to deduce downward.

"If it was passive, collecting and taking away my soul fragments, the size of that guy must be very huge."

"And, when the captain and I were fighting, he was nearby, but hadn't been discovered by us yet."

"Let me think about it, what meets all these conditions..."

"Sea monster?!"

A word popped out of Walnut's mouth.

She thought of the huge sea monster she had encountered before.

If Shen He was fighting with the captain, that super-large sea monster would be lurking under the sea surface of Fontaine.

Then, Shen He’s conjecture would be valid.

"It's possible, at least it's a direction to investigate." Shen He nodded.

In fact, it is just a last-ditch effort.

What is certain now is that his soul fragment is no longer nearby, but has been taken away by some entity.

Searching for it now would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Even if he was really taken away by a sea monster.

The sea is so big?

The so-called giant sea monster is huge in size, but it depends on what it is compared with.

Compared to humans, or compared to cargo ships.

It might be considered huge.

But compared with the vast ocean, it is nothing.

Just a drop in the ocean.

"Speaking of sea monsters..."

Walnut took the initiative to recall.

"Do you know that just after you left, another sea monster came to attack our ship?" Walnut said.

"Ah? What are you talking about after you left?"

Shen He seemed a little confused.

What is Walnut talking about?

"Okay, so you don't have any memory of this part either?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Tao frowned slightly.

Memory loss is so troublesome.

But despite the trouble, she still filled in the gap for Shen He through her own description.

Walnut briefly described what happened on the Courage.

From the initial unexpected encounter with Shen He on the Courage, killing the sea monster, and then encountering a larger sea monster after Shen He left.

He is suspected to be the husband or father of the previous sea monster, and is much larger in size.

Just when they were about to give up, Yae God Son took action, and with the help of Yae God Son, they repelled the sea monster.

While describing, Walnut's eyes suddenly moved smartly.

and many more!

Losing memory doesn’t seem to be a bad thing, right?

Since Shen He no longer has this part of his memory.

What did she say?

Absolutely. Let her add some non-existent memories to Shen He?

Of course, it can't be too outrageous.

After all, Shen He is not stupid.

"You promised me that you would pay your taxes at least four times a week."

Hu Tao looked at Shen He seriously and said solemnly.

"what?"

Shen He was stunned when he heard this, and a look of surprise appeared on his face.

I rely on!

When did you say such a thing?

Although he really enjoyed being intimate with Kurumi, Kurumi seemed to want to eat him alive every time. Being exploited like this four times a week?

Wouldn’t that be fatal?

"Ahem, did I really agree to something like this? Why don't I have any recollection of it at all..."

Shen He decided to play dumb in an attempt to get away with it.

In fact, if it was just Kurumi doing it alone, four times a week would be fine. The worst that could happen was that she would be exhausted and completely drained.

But the problem is, there is also Funina!

You can't devote all your energy to Walnut and be ruthless to Funina, right?

No, maybe this is exactly Walnut's conspiracy!

"You mean, you're going to cheat and deny it?"

Hu Tao seemed to see through Shen He's thoughts.

She reached out and grabbed the end of one of her ponytails, fiddling with it gently in her palm, a sly look in her eyes.

"No...no...I...I'll try my best. Four times a week is fine."

Shen He gritted his teeth and answered stubbornly.

He knew very well that at this critical moment, he must not anger Walnut, otherwise it would lead to unpredictable serious consequences...

"Humph, that's pretty much it."

After hearing what Shen He said, Hu Tao's originally tense expression relaxed a little, the corners of her mouth slightly raised, revealing a barely perceptible smile of satisfaction.

She was secretly proud in her heart: Hahahaha! This hall master is so smart! Even if I lost part of my memory, I can still come up with such a brilliant idea!

The more Hu Tao thought about it, the more amazing she felt, and she couldn't help but cheer in her heart.

She feels that sometimes losing memory is not necessarily a bad thing, but may bring unexpected opportunities.

Maybe, just like now, everything is going smoothly according to her plan, isn't it great?

Unconsciously, Walnut's thoughts drifted farther and farther away.

She began to fantasize that if Shen He could not find the other soul fragments, the blank area in his mind would become larger and larger, and she would have more opportunities to tamper with his memory.

By then, Shen He... hehe...

Thinking of this, Hu Tao's mood became even happier and she couldn't help laughing out loud.

However, at this moment, she suddenly realized that she seemed to be a little too complacent.

So she quickly suppressed her smile, took a deep breath, and tried to calm herself down.

After all, there are still many things she needs to deal with next...

And...you can't let the secret slip.