Chapter 165: Huyouxing is online again
Chapter 165: Huyouxing is online again
Uchiha Xing scratched his ears which were a little painful from Jiraiya's loud shouting.
"I ask you, is the easy thing a small matter?"
Uchiha Xing looked at Jiraiya and asked with his arms crossed.
"This is indeed a small matter."
Jiraiya nodded.
"Then tell me, do you hope for peace in the ninja world and make great efforts for it?"
Uchiha Xing continued to ask.
"indeed."
Jiraiya continued to nod.
"Look, you are constantly working hard for the peace of the ninja world. Now my wish is also for the peace of the ninja world. Is it the same as your wish?"
"Ah."
"Look, since we have the same wish, you can help me out while you're fulfilling your wish. Don't you think this is a small thing?"
Uchiha Xing followed Jiraiya's analysis carefully.
“Well, indeed... this is no small matter!!!”
Jiraiya was almost tricked by Uchiha Star, but luckily he reacted quickly.
"How can this not be considered a small matter? Let me analyze it for you."
Uchiha Xing rubbed his hands and began to wash Jiraiya's... Analysis.
An hour later...
"This... is indeed... a small matter..."
Jiraiya became less and less confident the more he spoke.
"Hey, that's what I said. It's just a small matter."
Uchiha Xing raised his hand with great satisfaction and drank the eighth glass of water that Bai had poured.
Bai looked at Uchiha Xing and applauded him in his heart.
The teacher is amazing. Did those kidnapped children also go through the same thing?
Bai was a little curious.
"Since you said you wanted peace in the ninja world, what's the plan?"
Jiraiya decided not to discuss whether this matter was a big deal or a small matter, but to ask the other party what the plan was.
"Plan, no."
Uchiha Xing shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he had no plans.
"Forehead……"
A flock of crows flew across the sky, cawed in their mouths.
"Fool...Fool...Fool..."
"puff!"
Looking at Jiraiya's stunned eyes, Uchiha Xing couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"I'm just teasing you. I have a plan."
Uchiha Xing said as he took out two chairs, a portable blackboard and a series of other things.
Uchiha Xing picked up Jiraiya and put him on a chair.
He raised his hand, threw away the folding teacher's stick, and knocked on the blackboard.
"Ahem! Question: What is the cause of the war between the ninja villages?"
“It’s a resource.”
Jiraiya had experienced so many wars and knew very well the reasons why each war started.
"Not entirely. In addition to resources, there is also desire."
"The differences between big countries and ninja villages may be because of resources. But don't forget that ninjas are not ordinary people. They are people with special abilities."
"They choose to fight because of power, emotion, hatred or because of a small thing that you think is impossible."
"Once a war breaks out, every ninja village will be wary of each other to prevent the other side from launching a sneak attack."
"That's why once there are some powerful enemies, the ninja world will be in chaos. Because each ninja village is suspicious of each other."
"Like the Akatsuki organization, is this organization powerful? They are very powerful, but they are definitely not as powerful as the entire ninja world."
"As long as the five major ninja villages join forces, they will definitely disband in minutes. But why does this organization still exist?"
"Because of suspicion and fantasy."
"Don't they know that the Akatsuki organization is targeting their village's tailed beasts? They know, but they are all looking forward to it, looking forward to the other village losing its tailed beasts, so that they can start using their own tailed beasts to attack the other side."
"Oh, that's not right. Konoha now doesn't think that way. I can only say that Konoha now is a lot more sunny than Konoha ten years ago."
Uchiha Xing said this and couldn't help but sigh and shake his head.
Jiraiya heard this and could not help but remain silent, thinking seriously about Uchiha Xing's words.
After a long while, Jiraiya spoke up: "So your plan is to unite the five major ninja villages?"
Jiraiya said this and began to think about the feasibility of this idea and how to unite the five hidden villages.
However, Uchiha Xing blinked, then looked at Jiraiya strangely and said, "No, it takes a lot of ability to unite the five major ninja villages. I don't have that much ability."
Um······
Jiraiya looked at Uchiha Xing with dead fish eyes.
Hey, hey, hey, you are planning to bring peace to the ninja world, but you actually say that you don’t have the ability to make other hidden villages coexist peacefully.
Jiraiya silently gave Uchiha Xing his middle finger in his heart.
Bai silently raised the teacup and took a sip of water. He had some guesses about Uchiha Xing's bad taste.
So when it comes to Uchiha Xing's words, especially when the other party is being very frivolous, you should only believe half of them.
"Okay, let's listen to the second question. What is a ninja?"
Uchiha Star smiled at Jiraiya.
Isn't this a free point question? Oh my, what if she says something nonsense again? However, everyone has a different definition of ninja.
Jiraiya thought for a moment, then said: "A ninja is someone who can endure things that ordinary people cannot endure."
"Well said."
Uchiha Star clapped for Jiraiya.
"This is how most ninjas perceive themselves."
Uchiha Xing smiled, then said: "You know, in addition to being a ninja, I am also a businessman."
"For merchants, nobles, and caravans, ninjas are just tools."
Jiraiya frowned slightly at this.
Although Jiraiya was uncomfortable with Uchiha Xing's words, he had to admit that what Uchiha Xing said was indeed true.
"So what are you going to do?"
Jiraiya asked, looking at the Uchiha Star.
"Hehe~ My plan is to control the economic lifelines of the five major countries. Whoever wants to start a large-scale war, I will cut off their lifeline. Let them experience the panic of having no money!"
Uchiha Xing said proudly with his hands on his hips.
quiet.....
"Suck it~"
Bai drank the water in the cup very calmly.
I knew that the teacher always liked to joke. If my guess was correct, the teacher wanted to unite the five major ninja villages and take control of the economic arteries of the five major countries.
As for why to do that, it depends on the teacher's thoughts.
Bai silently put down the teacup and refilled his water.
I'm so stupid, really.
Jiraiya looked up at the white ceiling.
"I actually believed you had some really good plan."
"So you want to join? Yes, yes."
Uchiha Star looked at Jiraiya with sparkling eyes.
"No."
Jiraiya refused decisively.
"Eh?! You really don't want it! Join us and the treatment is very good. Not only will you get a salary every month, but accommodation is also provided, and there is also a year-end bonus! It's higher than the salary you get as a ninja."
Uchiha Star continued to induce Jiraiya.
"No, please. I'm a famous writer. I've published the Intimate Trilogy. Why do you think I'm short of money?"
Jiraiya curled his lips.
"I can provide you with good friends~"
Uchiha Xing continued to make conditions.
"No need, what is a good friend?"
Jiraiya felt that Uchiha Xing's words were strange.
"Oh, we are best friends. As long as you join us, I will let you team up with Orochimaru, and there will be a mysterious teammate~"
Uchiha Xing raised an eyebrow at Jiraiya.
"Oh~"
Jiraiya made an expression of sudden realization.
"No."
Jiraiya instantly became expressionless.
"Hey~ I was thinking if you join me I'll tell you a big secret."
Uchiha Xing said disappointedly.
"Haha, it's probably another ridiculous secret."
Jiraiya no longer believed in Uchiha Xing at this time.
"Hmm? So the Fourth Shinobi World War is a ridiculous secret."
Uchiha Xing nodded, then began to clean up his small blackboard.
"Yes, yes, that's the secret of the powerless head... Wait! What did you say?!"
Jiraiya felt that his brain was not enough.
"The Fourth Ninja World War."
Uchiha Xing blinked his big eyes and looked at Jiraiya innocently as he spoke.
"How did you..."
Jiraiya suddenly stopped talking.
No, no, no, you can't say that. If you do that, she will definitely take the opportunity to make demands.
"Cough cough!"
Jiraiya cleared his throat.
"You just mentioned the Fourth Shinobi World War? Tell me more about it."
"No, this is inside information."
Uchiha Xing smiled very kindly.
"I join you."
Anyway, just join verbally and then secretly pass the information to Konoha.
Jiraiya's fox tail wags very fast, but not as fast as Uchiha Star's.
"Oh, then sign it."
Uchiha Xing quickly took out the Book of Friends and opened the latest page.
stare......
"I can't write the law. My hands are sealed."
There is a problem, absolutely there is a problem.
Jiraiya narrowed his eyes and stared at the thing in Uchiha Xing's hand.
"fine."
Uchiha Xing snapped his fingers.
The silk ribbon on Jiraiya's body loosened, freeing up his hands.
Sure enough, my guess was right. If there really was no problem, she would not have insisted on having me sign it.
"Ah~ I don't like white."
Jiraiya said, tilting his head.
"Oh, that's all right, I have all kinds of paper."
Uchiha Xing said this while holding two piles of things. Uchiha Xing's hands shook, and the folded things were suddenly unfolded.
Various papers were spread out in front of Jiraiya.
There are colors like red, black, green, purple, etc., and various paper types including newspaper, kraft paper, poster paper, etc.
Thanks to Uchiha Itachi here, because of Uchiha Itachi's pickyness, Uchiha Xing had to use other paper to stick to the sticky paper.
In order to prevent others from making too many requests in the future, Uchiha Xing prepared various types of paper.
Of course, in order to satisfy other people's special hobbies, Uchiha Xing also prepared detonating tags as signature paper.
Of course, the detonating talisman has undergone a slight modification to prevent it from exploding suddenly and killing everyone in the friend account.
Ok. . . .
Jiraiya fell silent as he looked at Uchiha Star who was so well prepared.
"I want the red one."
"Okay~"
Uchiha Xing pulled out a red paper and handed it to Jiraiya, asking him to sign his name on it.
Jiraiya hesitated for a long time, then took the paper and wrote his name on it.
"Okay, now let's talk about the Fourth Shinobi World War."
Jiraiya looked at Uchiha Star seriously.
"Oh, nothing much, it's just that Akatsuki plans to gather all the tailed beasts and then launch the Fourth Ninja World War to make the world feel pain and thus bring world peace."
Uchiha Xing said casually, opened the friend book, put the recycled signature paper into the friend book, and then sealed it.
Jiraiya's pupils shrank slightly when he heard Uchiha Xing's words.
If it were Nagato, he would definitely do so.
Jiraiya thought of the scene when he was teaching Nagato and the other three.
At that time, Yahiko was so angry that he wanted others to experience the same pain as them, so that everyone would cherish the present and stop thinking about war.
Jiraiya opened his mouth for a long time and said, "How do you know this?"
"Oh, because I have a spy in Akatsuki."
Just after Uchiha Xing finished packing everything, he suddenly felt the friend book in his hand getting hot.
"not good."
Uchiha Xing quickly opened the Book of Friends and soon came to the page about Uchiha Itachi.
Uchiha Itachi's name was hidden, but Uchiha Xing could still feel the heat coming from the page with Uchiha Itachi's name.
Uchiha Xing closed the Book of Friends, bit his finger, and began to make hand seals.
"Summoning, Uzumaki Karin, Uchiha Sasuke, and Uchiha Itachi."
As Uchiha Xing raised his hand and slapped his friend's account.
A summoning formation that Jiraiya had never seen before appeared under Uchiha Xing's feet.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
A burst of smoke flashed by, and three figures appeared beside Uchiha Xing.
"Hey? Come back, come back!"
Karin held a handful of explosive tags in each hand and was about to use the Wind Dragon Blast again.
"I was the one who brought you back through spiritualism."
Uchiha Xing began to explain.
Uchiha Sasuke sat on the ground, holding the dying Uchiha Itachi in his arms.
Hearing Uchiha Xing's voice, Uchiha Sasuke raised his head and looked at Uchiha Xing in confusion.
Uchiha Xing came to Uchiha Sasuke, pulled Uchiha Itachi out of Uchiha Sasuke's arms, and then began to examine him.
Has his body been overloaded to this extent? His condition had clearly improved a lot three years ago.
Is it because of this battle?
Uchiha Xing took out the milk, pried open Uchiha Itachi's mouth and poured the milk into it.
Let's remove his negative status first. The other injuries on his body are not difficult to treat.
"Double Sky Return Shield."
The hair accessories on Uchiha Xing's head flew up, then formed an arc shield and began to treat Uchiha Itachi.
[Do you think your teacher is trustworthy? She was also involved in what happened back then. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to kill so many Uchiha clan members by myself.]
[Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time. ]
Uchiha Sasuke looked at Uchiha Xing who was treating Uchiha Itachi, his eyes full of confusion.
Uchiha Sasuke Tomokami believed what Uchiha Itachi said.
But in his heart, he refuted Uchiha Itachi.
Uchiha Sasuke didn't know what to do for a moment.
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