Chapter 162: Star on the Edge of Rage
Chapter 162: Star on the Edge of Rage
"Xing, what did you ask me to come over for?"
Ban kicked the door open, reeking of alcohol.
However, no one responded.
"Ah?! Star! Star!"
Madara walked into Uchiha Xing's laboratory reeking of alcohol, and kept calling Uchiha Xing's name.
Soon, Madara saw Uchiha Xing standing there with a dazed look in his eyes.
"Hey, Xing, why did you call me over here?"
Madara patted Uchiha Xing's leg and found that Uchiha Xing was still standing there in a daze.
"How dare you ignore me! Look at my flying kick!"
Madara jumped up and kicked Uchiha Xing's pretty face.
"Oh!"
Uchiha Xing fell directly to the ground.
Madara fell from the air and landed directly on Uchiha Xing's lower abdomen.
"Well!"
Uchiha Xing's eyes suddenly became clear.
"Hey, Xing, what are you doing?!"
Madara sat on Uchiha Star's belly, licking his fur and washing his face with his paws.
"I just entered a fantasy world."
Uchiha Xing looked at the ceiling, and the corners of his mouth curled up when he thought of what he had just seen.
Finally completed the first step, the next step is chakra tolerance, range and illusion structure.
"Huh? You actually fell into an illusion!"
Madara looked at Uchiha Star in disbelief.
"I took the initiative, and."
Uchiha Xing silently clenched his fists.
“Swoosh—Duang!”
"Ouch!"
Madara raised his hands to cover his head and squatted on the ground.
Uchiha Xing looked in the mirror at the very obvious cat paw marks on his face.
"What are you doing!"
Madara shouted angrily at Uchiha Star.
"What's wrong with hitting you? Look at what you did to my face!"
Uchiha Xing pointed at his own face and looked at Madara angrily.
"Ha! Blame it on me. I don't know who got caught in the illusion and can't wake up."
Ban had an expression of "Oh my God" on his face.
"I can get out of this illusion even without you, you stupid cat."
Uchiha Xing looked at Madara with disgust and raised his middle finger.
"Ha! You wanna fight?!"
Madara looked at Uchiha Star with an evil look.
"Come on, hit me. I'm afraid of you, with your tiny arms and legs."
Uchiha Xing looked at Madara very provocatively.
"hateful!!!"
Madara worked hard.
"Look at my cat's flying claws!"
Madara jumped up and used Crazy Spin on Uchiha Hoshi's face.
"what!!!"
Blood marks appeared on Uchiha Xing's face.
"Damn it! Look at my spiral twintails!"
Uchiha Xing grabbed her twin ponytails and began to swing them wildly towards Madara.
The twin ponytails slammed into Madara's face like propellers.
"Cat Butt Blow!"
Madara jumped up and smashed towards Uchiha Xing with his butt, which was bigger than Uchiha Xing's face.
"Well!"
Uchiha Xing groaned in pain.
"Damn it, Shell Fang!"
Uchiha Xing bit the fat cat's butt. . Thigh.
"Ouch! Let go! Let go!"
Madara kicked Uchiha Xing madly, but Uchiha Xing did not let go.
"You forced me to do this! My ultimate move - hip bomb!"
"puff--!"
"Woo!"
Uchiha Xing couldn't help foaming at the mouth, rolled his eyes, and then collapsed to the ground.
"Ahahaha! I let you bite me, now you're convinced!"
Madara laughed wildly.
"I'm done!"
Uchiha Star kept worshipping Madara.
"Ahahaha! Now that you've given in, hand over all your treasured liquor!"
Madara raised his chin and looked at Uchiha Xing.
"Here you go, here you go, all for you. Even my secret snacks!"
Uchiha Xing said this as he offered countless precious wines and various side dishes with both hands.
"Ahahaha! Ahahaha!"
Madara stood with his hands on his hips and laughed. Of course! These were all Madara's fantasies.
The truth was that Madara was holding the bump on his head, muttering to himself, and occasionally letting out a ghostly laugh.
Uchiha Xing, who was in the process of debugging, felt his forehead twitch and he punched Madara on the top of the head with his backhand.
"Ouch! Why did you hit me again!"
Madara looked at Uchiha Star with dissatisfaction.
"You were thinking about something weird just now."
Uchiha Xing looked at Madara with a smile.
Madara's body froze instantly, his eyes darting around.
"You, what are you talking about? I'm not thinking nonsense! Humph! I'm ignoring you!"
Madara said as he quickly ran off.
"Hehe, I don't know you yet."
Uchiha Xing rolled his eyes silently and continued to deal with his own affairs.
Just as Uchiha Xing was concentrating on studying his own things, a figure flashed into the laboratory.
The kunai flashed coldly in the other party's hand.
The sharp kunai pressed against Uchiha Xing's waist.
"Itachi, do you need something from me?"
Uchiha Xing spoke before the person behind him spoke.
"What do you want to do? Why did you let Sasuke kill Orochimaru?"
Uchiha Itachi's tone was cold.
"Isn't it good? Didn't Sasuke kill Orochimaru? You should be happy. After all, Sasuke's strength has exceeded your expectations. Isn't he yours?"
Uchiha Star chuckled.
"what do you want to do."
Uchiha Itachi's eyes gradually changed.
"Isn't it what you want me to do?"
"I hope Sasuke becomes stronger, I hope he has no worries, I hope he leaves the Rain Country, I hope he can become a hero of Konoha, right?"
Uchiha Xing put down what he was holding, raised his hands, then turned around and looked at Uchiha Itachi behind him.
"Now that he has killed Orochimaru and helped Konoha deal with an S-rank rebel, I will let him go. According to his personality, his next target will be you. Have you thought about how to die, and then let him return to Konoha as a hero?"
"If not, I can definitely come to the site to guide you."
Uchiha Xing smiled somewhat maliciously.
"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"
The scarlet Mangekyō Sharingan stared at Uchiha Xing.
"You can try. By the way, Sasuke will be here in two minutes. If he sees you here, he will definitely be very happy~"
Uchiha Xing looked at Uchiha Itachi with a smile.
"Are you threatening me?"
Uchiha Itachi narrowed his eyes slightly.
"Threat? How can this be considered a threat? It's just a warning. Okay, remove your shadow clone. Don't worry, I didn't tell him your identity."
Uchiha Xing raised his hand and pushed Uchiha Itachi's chest, and the next second Uchiha Itachi disappeared.
What an impatient person.
Uchiha Star chuckled.
After a while, Uchiha Sasuke knocked on the door.
"Teacher, my mission has been completed."
Uchiha Sasuke's voice sounded outside the door.
"I see. Have some rest and we'll be ready to go tomorrow."
Uchiha Xing said with a smile, and then began to organize the scrolls for Karin to use.
The next day, early in the morning, three people were standing at the gate of Yuyin Village.
"Karin, you must pay attention to your temper when you go out. If you encounter someone causing trouble, first convince them with reason. If that doesn't work, then convince them with your fists."
"Also, try not to cook when you go out. Eat out if there is a restaurant. If you really can't do it outside, let Sasuke do it. His cooking is actually quite delicious."
Uchiha Xing chattered on and on, raising his hand to tie something around Karin's waist.
"These are the scrolls I prepared for you. One has a little bit of detonating talisman in it, one has a little bit of kunai and shuriken in it, one has a little bit of going out supplies and money in it, and the other has a sealing ritual."
Uchiha Xing said naggingly.
Karin looked at the two scrolls on each side of her waist and nodded.
At this time, Karin still didn't know how much Uchiha Star meant by "a little bit", until she fought against Kisame, and casually unlocked two seals, and what appeared in front of her were two large boxes full of high-quality detonating tags.
Karin and Kisame both fell into deep silence.
"besides...."
Uchiha Star put a special cloak on Karin.
"This cloak is windproof and waterproof, and it also has a fireproof effect. But it can only resist ordinary things, so don't use it to resist ninjutsu."
"and this."
Uchiha Xing took out a substitute doll that looked very similar to Karin and gave it to Karin.
"Take this with you. It can protect you from fatal injuries at critical moments. By the way, you know how to use the octagonal prism, right? Remember, its ability is the amount of damage it can sustain, not the number of times it can sustain damage. Once it sustains a certain amount of damage, it will break. Be careful when using it."
"I see."
Karin nodded to show that she knew, but her eyes would occasionally look towards a tree behind Uchiha Xing.
"Kaori said she was afraid she would cry, so she decided not to come."
As if he could see what Karin was thinking, Uchiha Xing spoke softly.
After listening to Uchiha Xing's words, Karin came back to her senses.
"I know."
Karin smiled.
"cough!"
Uchiha Sasuke coughed lightly, his eyes swept over Uchiha Xing, and he said in a somewhat awkward tone: "Teacher, do you have anything to tell me?"
"Absolutely not."
Uchiha Xing waved his hand to indicate not to disturb me and Karin while they were talking.
Uchiha Sasuke's eyes couldn't help but dim, with a hint of grievance in them.
"Oh! That's right! Sasuke."
Uchiha Xing seemed to have thought of something and looked at Uchiha Sasuke.
Hearing Uchiha Xing's words, Uchiha Sasuke's eyes lit up instantly.
"When you fight Itachi, be careful not to hurt Karin."
Uchiha Sasuke's eyes, which had just lit up, dimmed in an instant.
"Pfft! Hahaha!"
Looking at Uchiha Sasuke's appearance, Uchiha Xing laughed instantly.
Then he raised his hand and rubbed Uchiha Sasuke's head and said, "Just kidding."
After saying this, Uchiha Xing put another cloak he had prepared on Uchiha Sasuke, and took out a substitute doll that looked exactly like Uchiha Sasuke.
"You already know their functions. This is what's important."
Uchiha Xing spread out one hand, and a very beautiful coin appeared in his palm.
"This is a lucky coin. It has a special power. One side represents good luck, and the other side represents bad luck."
“Toss a coin, and when it comes down, it means that something very lucky or very bad will happen to you today.”
"That being said, luck is relative. When something particularly lucky happens, it will bring a little bad luck. When something particularly bad happens, a little good luck will follow."
"But its cooldown period is seven days. I'm giving it to you now. Make good use of its abilities."
Uchiha Xing said very seriously.
"I understand, teacher."
Uchiha Sasuke nodded to show that he understood.
"And one more thing."
Uchiha Xing raised his hands and hugged Uchiha Sasuke and Karin into his arms.
"Be careful on your journey, I'll wait for you to come back safely."
"Ah."
Uchiha Xing watched Uchiha Sasuke and Karin leave together.
A figure walked out from behind a tree not far behind Uchiha.
"Really? You're here, why don't you come over to see Karin off?"
Uchiha Xing said with his back to Kaori and a smile.
"Even if I don't come out, Karin will know I'm here."
Kaori walked over to Uchiha Xing and wiped her slightly red and swollen eyes.
"Don't worry, even though Karin is careless, she is very considerate. Everything will be fine."
Uchiha Star chuckled.
"I know, but as a mother, how can I not worry about my child?"
Looking at Karin's back, Kaori's eyes were full of worry.
"She'll be fine. I believe in her, and I also believe that Sasuke will protect Karin."
Uchiha Xing said with a smile, and then felt someone pushing him to the side.
Uchiha Xing turned his head silently and saw Kakuzu pushing him aside, with one hand around Kaori's shoulders and the other hand wiping Kaori's tears.
While comforting Kaori, he secretly glared at himself.
Uchiha Xing silently raised his middle finger to Kakuzu, then turned around and walked back.
I'm just showing off my love for you guys every day. Just wait! When everything is done, I'll stuff you guys with love for you all day long! I'll stuff you with love even if you're full!
Uchiha Xing thought unconvinced.
Two days passed peacefully. The news of Orochimaru's death had not spread yet, and only a very small number of people knew about it.
However, before the news about Orochimaru reached Konoha, something very special happened.
Uchiha Xing stood in front of the window and looked at the projection that suddenly appeared in the sky, and couldn't help but feel curious.
"By the way, this kid looks familiar."
When Uchiha Xing was touching his lower body and wondering who the other person was, the child spoke.
"I am a ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village, Obiru."
"Huh? When did Konoha have such a beautiful child? How come I didn't know about it!"
Uchiha Xing looked at the projection in the sky with shock on his face.
Bai, who came in to ask Uchiha Xing what to do, fell silent after hearing what Uchiha Xing said.
So teachers prefer to pick out good-looking kids?
Bai thought about it carefully and found that the people brought back by Uchiha Xing were all good-looking.
Bai became even more silent.
How can I persuade the teacher to give up this not-so-good hobby?
The projection continued to speak.
"I have borrowed the technique of Kigera and have taken the bloodline limit ninjutsu of the four major ninja villages for myself. When I obtain the fifth bloodline limit, I will be invincible and become an immortal perfect ninja."
"I will use this power to start the Fourth Shinobi World War, and then dominate everything."
The projection disappeared after it finished speaking.
Uchiha Xing, who had listened to the whole thing, had a very bright smile on his face, but Bai felt an endless chill.
"The Fourth Ninja World War? Hehehe~Go to hell."
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