My soul can rest on the way of heaven

Chapter 1046

"So, in the future, I can only be the old bald donkey?" For example, Buddha is sad.

How strange this scene looks, like Buddha scolding the old bald donkey.

"This is already good, if it weren't for the hand left by your father, your spiritual intelligence would have been devoured long ago, and you might never have returned!" Lin Beifan comforted.

"That's true, at least alive!" If Buddha nodded, now he can only accept this reality.

For example, the Buddha walked back to the golden lotus like a mourner, sitting on the golden lotus with two feet straddling the golden lotus and swinging, looking completely imageless.

A Buddha came over and asked in a low voice, "Buddha..."

"Fuck off, your light head flashed to me, stay aside!" For example, the Buddha shouted a reprimand.

"Yes, Buddha!" Buddha retreated.

Looking at the row of Buddhas in front of them, all of them had a big head and wore Buddha clothes, like Buddha who was uncomfortable.

"You, that's right, I'm talking about you, take off the Buddhist robe on your body, it's too ugly, change me into a normal dress!" For example, the Buddha gave orders.

The Buddhas were exclaimed: "Buddha, this..."

"I am the Buddha, I have the final say! Are you planning to disobey me, get rid of me!" The Buddha roared.

"Yes, yes, my Buddha!" With a bitter face, the Buddha took off his Buddhist clothes and changed into his usual clothes.

"And your head, I hate the bald head the most, block him for me!" For example, the Buddha issued the second command.

"This... How to block? The Buddhas were stunned.

"I don't care, in short, don't let me see, or I will see one chop one!" For example, the Buddha is fierce.

"Yes, yes, let's get in the way!"

The Buddhas got busy again, finding hats or cutting clothes, wrapping them around their heads, looking unusual.

"This is finally much more pleasing to the eye~!" Buddha nodded and clapped his hands.

But I saw a plain-clothed woman next to me, holding a bottle with one hand and not moved.

Buddha Rulai squinted: "Are you Guanyin Bodhisattva?" "

"Yes, Buddha!" Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart jumped, and he always felt that a big conspiracy was about to strike.

For example, Buddha said, "I heard my father say, you used to be a man, you looked very manly, how did you become a woman now?" Why did you become a woman, is this your proclivity? "

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Buddha, this is only the appearance, not the essence..."

For example, the Buddha came out with another sentence: "Does it hurt from the palace?" "

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "..."

This question cannot be answered!

The surrounding immortals all secretly laughed, and Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was a little distorted with anger. Naturally, he is his top boss in front of him, and he can't get angry when he wants to, and it's very uncomfortable to hold it in his heart.

After molesting everyone, Buddha Rulai fell into a deep position: "What should I do when I come down?" "

Seeing his father Lin Beifan, his eyes asked: "Dad, what else to play next, can you give me some advice?" "

"You are now a Buddha, you can do whatever you want, do whatever you want, don't worry about me!" Lin Beifan smiled, and then offered a bad idea.

"That's right! I am now a Buddha, and I can come to Buddha as happy as I want, and then loudly announce: "Now, by the order of Buddha Rulai, I canonize my father as the immeasurable golden Buddha, the first of all Buddhas!" "

The Buddhas were shocked.

"Buddha, don't!"

"What kind of system is this?"

"This Buddha position is only worthy of canonization with great merit!"

"Hurry up and take back your life!"

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For example, the Buddha shouted loudly: "You all give me the fuck off!" I am the Buddha, he is my father, is it wrong for me to make him the head of the Buddha? Isn't he qualified? You are chirping, I will send you into samsara! "

At this moment, a Buddha light descended from the sky and shone on Lin Beifan's body, and a golden wheel appeared behind Lin Beifan.

This shows that the Buddha's canonization is valid.

Lin Beifan became an immeasurable golden Buddha, the first of ten thousand Buddhas, and enjoyed the luck of the spiritual mountain.

The wood was already in place, and the Buddha closed his eyes.

Lin Beifan was very happy: "It's really my good boy, just gave my father such a big gift as soon as they met!" In the future, I will also be a figure like Buddha, haha! "

"If daddy likes it!" For example, the Buddha said loudly, "What are you Buddhas still stunned for?" Aren't you ready to meet the Buddha? "

"Meet the Buddha Head!" The Buddhas reluctantly said.

"Excuse me!" Li Beifan stretched out his hand, very graceful, and said with a smile: "In the future, I will be colleagues with you, so that we can be in the same boat, honor and disgrace!" "

"Hear that? You see how high my father's enlightenment is, he is simply an example of the Buddha! In the future, you will all listen to my father, if you dare not listen, don't blame me for being ruthless!" The Buddha said loudly.

"Yes, Buddha!" The Buddhas had a bitter face.

At this moment, Lin Beifan had an extra black and white cute thing in his hand, which was the cute pet panda.

At this time, he was sleeping very comfortably.

"Dad, what is this?" As the Buddha asked.

Lin Beifan smiled: "This is Daddy's cute pet, the name is Panda, very cute, you can also seal him a Buddha, the family should be neat!" "

"Dad is right!" Buddha Rulai nodded.

The Buddhas were once again shocked and busied themselves.

"Buddha must not ah, then obviously an animal, how can you seal a Buddha?" (Yes)

"He has not made any merit and is not qualified to be a Buddha!"

"Think twice, Buddha!"

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"Go away! I'm a Buddha, and you can't do what I want! Even a pig can seal a Buddha, why can't such a cute panda? The Buddha said loudly.

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Did I provoke you?

"Now I solemnly announce that the sealing panda is the Panda Meng Buddha, which is only located zero below this seat!"

A Buddha light descended from the sky and shone on the panda's body, and several rounds of golden light appeared on the panda's body.

All the Buddhas couldn't bear to close their eyes, and actually named an animal as a Buddha, and they were still ranked ahead of all the Buddhas, and Lingshan lost face and lost face.

After that, Lingshan became the laughing stock of the flood world.

"Ling'er, nice job!" Lin Beifan was happy. _

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