My soul can rest on the way of heaven

Chapter 1031

The two great emperors sighed for a long time, feeling that they were born at the wrong time, laughing at the foolishness of the world.

Not long after, another mentally ill person came in.

This time is more special, because he is a three or four-year-old child, less than an adult's waist, painted black circles, tied two ball heads, two hands directly into the pants, walking crookedly, holding root grass in his mouth, a very bad smile, looking like a bad child.

"Nezha, here too!"

"Nezha!"

The two emperors shouted.

"Emperor Yan, Emperor Ye Tian, why are you here?" Nezha was very happy, spit out the grass in his mouth, stepped on the slippers and ran over, looking at each other through the gate.

"We woke up and were sent in as psychopaths, what about you?" Emperor Yan sighed.

"I'm not!" Nezha shook his head.

"Isn't it? So how do you get in? Emperor Yan asked.

"Nezha, how did you awaken?" Emperor Ye Tiandi asked.

"Alas, the past is unbearable to look back on! When I was playing with fire at home, I accidentally burned down the house, so I woke up. I accidentally saw that the director of this mental hospital was a teacher, so I pretended to be a mental illness! How's that, I'm smart, right? Nezha raised his eyebrows and smiled very smugly.

"So it is!" The two were abrupt.

"Nezha, where is your good friend Ao Bing? Didn't you come together? Emperor Yan asked.

"You don't say I almost forgot!" Nezha patted his head, took out a slippery loach from the pocket of his clothes and pants, and said, "This is my good friend Ao Bing, I took a lot of effort to find it!" "

Emperor Ye Tian: Emperor Yan: "..."

Nezha, you still say that you are not a psychopath?

Nezha was excited: "What are your eyes, do you doubt me?" He just hasn't awakened yet, and when he awakens, he will definitely change into human form, or change into a real dragon~! "

Emperor Ye Tian, Emperor Yan: "..."

No wonder it was sent here, this is not psychosis and what is it?

Even my two psychopaths despise you!

The two nurses outside were already laughing so hard that they couldn't stand upright, and Emperor Ye Tian and Emperor Yan felt a deep sense of frustration.

At this moment, Nezha became excited again, holding the loach that did not move much in his hands and shouting: "Ah, my good friend, what's wrong with you?" Why didn't you move, were you mad at me? "

Emperor Yan reminded: "Nezha, you may be short of water, you add some water to him, he will be alive!" "

"Nonsense! My good friend is a real dragon, what about the lack of water? Nezha was furious, and then sad, and tears flowed down his eyes: "My good friend, what's wrong with you?" , you talk quickly, how do I know what's wrong with you if you don't speak..."

Nezha shook the loach vigorously.

Emperor Ye Tiandi couldn't stand it: "Which. Shake it again, shake it again, and you'll be shaken to death! "

At this moment, Lin Beifan appeared like a savior.

Nezha saw hope, ran over with a loach, and said anxiously: "Teacher, you see that my good friend is about to die, what should I do?" Is there any way you can save him? "

"Of course there is!" Lin Beifan lovingly touched Nezha's head and said, "You know, dragons come from the sea, they need water, and they can't live without water." So prepare some water for him so he can be resurrected in place! “

Nezha nodded happily: "Teacher, what you said makes sense!" "

Emperor Yan sighed: "He didn't listen to what I said, and what Brother Lin said immediately nodded, double standard!" "

Then, Lin Beifan found a pot, which was filled with water, and the loach was put into the water, and it came alive instantly.

"Teacher, he is alive, my good friend is really alive!" Nezha was very happy.

"Of course, you have to trust the teacher!" Lin Beifan said while bringing an induction cooker, turning on electricity, and then putting this pot on the induction cooker to heat.

"Teacher, what are you doing?" Nezha didn't understand.

"The dragon is the supreme yang thing, and it needs to absorb the yang qi of heaven and earth to be resurrected. So I heated it up and let him absorb some Yang Qi, which might speed up the awakening!" Lin Beifan said, and brought some tools, namely soy sauce, chili paste, cumin powder, peanut oil, salt and coriander.

"Teacher, you're right! But what are these things? Nezha asked if he didn't understand.

"These are all good things to assist Ao Bing's awakening!" Lin Beifan picked up the oyster sauce and salt and said, "For example, these two can increase its umami and make him feel the taste of the sea!" "

"Oh..." Nezha nodded, unconscious.

Lin Baifa picked up the seasoned chicken essence and said, "This is made from the essence of the phoenix, the so-called dragon and phoenix are xiang, and the dragon and the phoenix are indispensable." With this seasoning, the dragon nature in his body will be stimulated! "

"So that's so..." Nezha was still unconscious.

Lin Beifan took out two things and introduced: "This is ginger and wine." Ao Bing just dug out of the dirt, with a strong mortal earth breath on his body, his spirit is dusted, we have to give him to go fishy and find himself! "

"It's good to find yourself..." Nezha nodded, very unconscious.

"I recommend this perverted chili pepper the most, it's sour and spicy, it's unimaginable! This is the most crucial elixir, which can completely activate his yang qi and return to glory! "

Emperor Ye Tiandi looked at the side and drooled: "Brother Lin, don't say it, I'll be hungry if I talk about it any longer!" "

Emperor Yan also drooled, "Do you need my help?" I have countless fires, which can burn my body, burn my bones, boil blood, peel my skin, and speed up his awakening! (of)"

Finally, the loach is ripe.

It was put on the grill by Lin Beifan for a few minutes, sprinkled with cumin and perverted peppers, and the aroma came to the nose, and then Lin Beifan divided it into several sections and distributed it to everyone present.

"Delicious! Really delicious! "

"Can't stop the delicious food!"

......

Everyone gulped, mouthful, and felt full of happiness.

Nezha cried loudly: "You... You guys ate my good friend! You are all bad people, and your conscience is greatly bad! "

Lin Beifan quickly put down the clean bowl and chopsticks, and said lovingly: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, in fact, he has detached himself in advance, life has bloomed, life has been sublimated, we should be happy!" Don't believe you taste it! "

Nezha had an extra piece of meat in his mouth, and he bit it down, and his mouth was full of juicy.

"Well, what a fragrance!" _

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