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Like Bai Xiaofei, there is also Bai Suyueyi^first*release~zhen.
Bai Suzhen remained silent. Although she did not know Wenxuan, she knew that Wenxuan had no spiritual energy at all, only a little bit of energy.
She didn't know exactly what it was, but she also wanted to see how Wenxuan would eliminate this zombie.
Seeing Wenxuan make his move, she also sheathed the realgar sword and quietly watched Wenxuan.
“Brother Li, maybe you should stop pretending. I know you want to impress the ladies, but you have to know when to stop. Otherwise, you'll be looked down upon and you might not be able to find a wife.”
Bai Xiaofei was also afraid that something might happen to Wenxuan. After all, according to what was written in "Corpse Brother," being scratched or bitten by these things could easily lead to trouble.
Listening to Bai Xiaofei's incessant rambling, Wenxuan merely glanced at him indifferently.
"Step back a bit, so you don't get caught in the crossfire."
As soon as he finished speaking, dense purple lightning appeared around Wenxuan's body.
Along with the purple lightning, a star map appeared at the bottom of the feet.
"Breaking - Wild Dance".
To show off a bit, Wenxuan also displayed the strongest lightning technique he could currently unleash.
And this Thunderbolt - Wild Dance was also a random slash. Although the main target was the Corpse Brother, the lightning of this skill would strike randomly all around.
"What...this is the Purple Heaven Divine Lightning!!!"
"No... the Purple Heaven Divine Lightning isn't that weak."
The moment lightning appeared around Wenxuan, Bai Suzhen, a snake demon, sensed a danger and instinctively transformed into a streak of light and fled the area.
Seeing the purple lightning surrounding Wenxuan, Bai Suzhen was also frightened by Wenxuan's ability to use such power.
Although she could withstand the purple lightning, as demons, they were naturally afraid of lightning, and lightning was their nemesis, even though it was just an insignificant lightning spell to cultivators.
To her, that was a penetrating attack that could fatally inflict internal injuries.
Unlike Bai Suzhen, Bai Xiaofei is different.
He originally thought Wenxuan was just faking it, but Wenxuan actually did it for real.
However, before he could even be shocked by Wenxuan's ability to summon lightning, he was struck in the lumbar disc by the electric arcs surrounding Thunderbolt - Wild Dance.
"Oh dear... your spell is so indiscriminate, it can't distinguish between friend and foe."
Although this attack wasn't fatal, it was enough to cause Bai Xiaofei considerable pain for a long time.
The pain caused Bai Xiaofei to scramble away from the place.
Fortunately, it was just a burst of lightning, and Bai Xiaofei was the chosen one of this world; otherwise... Corpse Brother might have met its end.
"I already told you to step back."
Wenxuan ignored Bai Xiaofei's reaction and instead glanced at Bai Suzhen, who was completely dumbfounded.
Chapter 240 Flirting
As for the zombie brother who was left aside, he had already become a pile of black charcoal, and was beyond dead.
"It's all done, just one more thing to go..."
As he spoke, Wenxuan turned his gaze back to Bai Xiaofei, whose hair had been turned into an afro by electric shocks.
"I just need to inject you with KW74. As for the zombies around you... I can take care of them easily. I'll just go and order some KW74 online first."
After Wenxuan finished speaking, he came to Bai Suzhen.
"Bai... beautiful lady, we'll deal with the zombies outside later. Let's go online and buy some enhancement potions first."
"Hmm... I'll listen to you. As someone from ancient times, I don't understand these things." Bai Suzhen didn't know what online shopping was, but she didn't ask. Anyway, Bai Xiaofei and Li Feiyu knew how to do these things.
"Okay then..."
As Wenxuan spoke, he walked over to Bai Xiaofei, who was convulsing on the ground.
Seeing Bai Xiaofei's half-dead state, and knowing that he was just an ordinary person, he sighed and reached out to press his hand on Bai Xiaofei's forehead.
"Optimization~~"
With Wenxuan's optimization, Bai Xiaofei, whose eyes had rolled back and who could already see his grandmother, regained a sliver of clarity.
Bai Xiaofei rolled his eyes and saw Wen Xuan looking down at him.
"Huh! How did I suddenly faint?" Bai Xiaofei looked at Wen Xuan in confusion. He had just seen Wen Xuan summon lightning.
The next second, everything went blurry, and then everything went dark.
"You must have been scared unconscious by the zombie."
Seeing that Bai Xiaofei had woken up, Wenxuan gave a perfunctory reply and got up to walk towards Bai Xiaofei's bedroom.
"Now that I'm awake, I'll order KW74 online. I need to finish the mission soon so I can go back."
Wenxuan didn't give Bai Xiaofei a chance to speak. He used a ball of soul power in his palm to lift Bai Xiaofei, who was lying on the ground, to the computer in the bedroom.
"Come on... you've already read the script of that con artist, and you know that you'll be buying an injectable drug online in the early stages."
"So, it's your turn to perform."
As soon as he finished speaking, Wenxuan tossed Bai Xiaofei onto the chair in front of the computer.
Upon hearing this, Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment before he reacted.
"Oh, alright."
Although he didn't understand why Wenxuan wanted him to do this, he did as he was told, since the other party had no reason to harm him.
Bai Xiaofei didn't know where to buy the KW74, but since it was an electric mouse, he started searching.
The web pages I browsed also recommended various broadcasts from the zombie series.
There are even live streams featuring zombies, showing scenes of Chinese troops battling zombies.
However, Wenxuan was not in the mood to pay attention to these things. Instead, he glanced at the white-clad figure who had already walked behind them.
"By the way, how's your reading of 'The Legend of the Grass Python Hero' going?"
Wenxuan was also pretending to ask a question.
As someone who had watched the TV series "Bai Suzhen," he understood that most of the "Legend of the Grass Python Hero" that Zhang Daxian sent to the group had been deliberately edited.
Wenxuan also knew what Zhang Daxian was thinking.
"Before I could even watch, I saw that Young Master Bai was in danger and asked for help in the group, so I immediately sent Xiaoqing away and came over."
Seeing Bai Suzhen's two red lips opening and closing, Wenxuan only heard about Xiaoqing.
"Xiaoqing..."
"It seems you haven't met your benefactor, Xu Xian, yet..."
Wenxuan seemed to be talking to himself, yet also seemed to be expressing something.
However, what Bai Suzhen heard was that Wenxuan knew the name of her benefactor.
then……
Bai Suzhen excitedly grabbed Wenxuan's arm.
“Fellow Daoist Li… I don’t know how you know my benefactor is named Xu Xian, could you… could you tell me in detail… I will be very grateful.”
"The story of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen... a quick online search will yield tons of results..." Upon hearing Bai Suzhen's pleading voice, Bai Xiaofei paused for a moment while clicking the mouse before answering.
"Stop talking nonsense and go find your medicine."
Wenxuan was annoyed. This was his perfect opportunity to pick up girls, how could he let that idiot Bai Xiaofei ruin it?
She looked at two incredibly fair and delicate hands, which were tugging at her sleeves at her wrists.
Looking at him with such endearing eyes, Wenxuan couldn't help but swallow hard.
Wenxuan was a little over 1.8 meters tall, more than half a head taller than Bai Suzhen. Looking down from above, the cleavage under her white clothes was clearly visible.
The two enormous pink balls made Wenxuan's eyes light up.
"Tch... Fine, don't say anything else. You just want to see someone pretty and... *sigh*"
Seeing that Bai Xiaofei was about to reveal his true nature, Wenxuan quickly covered Bai Xiaofei's mouth from behind to stop him from talking nonsense.
He smiled at Bai Suzhen, who looked completely bewildered, and then began to explain.
"That kid's not very bright, don't listen to his nonsense. I love helping beautiful women out of their predicaments."
"Ahem... Xu Xian, courtesy name Hanwen, was originally a young man from Qiantang County, Hangzhou. He lost both his parents at a young age and was raised by his older sister Xu Jiaorong and brother-in-law Li Gongfu. Xu Xian was originally a scholar, but was later recommended by his sister to work as an apprentice in a pharmacy."
Wenxuan also told Bai Suzhen all the information about Xu Xian.
After listening to Wenxuan's words, Bai Suzhen, a thousand-year-old snake demon, remembered everything.
She planned to go back and search for her benefactor Xu Xian with Xiaoqing again.
"Oh, by the way, you must have only been at West Lake for a short time."
"Fellow Daoist Li is truly a divine being, to have even foreseen this." Bai Suzhen was also impressed by Wenxuan, who not only knew the name of her benefactor but also accurately knew their recent affairs.
In Bai Suzhen's eyes, the handsome young man Li Feiyu in front of her was far more powerful than the all-knowing and all-powerful Zhang Daxian in the group.
Chapter 241 Wanting to "Optimize" Bai Suzhen
Hearing Bai Suzhen being fooled by Li Feiyu, Bai Xiaofei also made a whimpering sound.
"Don't move... Focus on finding your potion. This is no place for a noob like you."
Wenxuan covered Bai Xiaofei's mouth again with force, glaring fiercely at the bastard who was trying to ruin his plans.
Feeling the hand tighten and his mouth being covered again, Bai Xiaofei silently rolled his eyes.
Knowing he couldn't break free from Wenxuan's grasp, Bai Xiaofei silently gripped the mouse and started searching for KW74 again.
Seeing that Bai Xiaofei had behaved himself, Wenxuan looked at Bai Suzhen again.
He then gave an apologetic smile.
"Actually, I not only know your benefactor, but I can also read palms. Would you like to give it a try?"
Wenxuan had already figured out how to win over Bai Suzhen, the snake woman.
However, this was just a preliminary attempt. After all, Wenxuan wasn't confident in using "optimization" on a snake demon that was dozens of times more powerful than himself.
"Optimization" can only be used on people who are less capable than oneself. If someone is much more capable than oneself, Wenxuan doesn't know what will happen.
Wenxuan hadn't tried this either.
"Really? Fellow Daoist Li!"
A charming smile appeared on Bai Suzhen's face, and she gripped Wenxuan's arm with even more force.
"Of course... I'm much better than that con artist in the group."
"Why does Fellow Daoist Li speak of Master Zhang in this way?"
Bai Suzhen asked Wenxuan, puzzled.
She also suspected that Zhang Daxian was a charlatan in their world, but the other party claimed to be able to perform divination and called himself a master.
Not only did he help Xiao Yan in the group recover from his supposed loss of fighting spirit, but he also spoke in a mysterious way, giving people a sense of unfathomable depth.
Hearing Bai Suzhen's curious question, Wenxuan didn't hide anything.
Fortunately, Bai Xiaofei was a decent guy, and Bai Suzhen was the girl he wanted to woo. Since she wasn't in the group chat, Wenxuan had thoroughly investigated Zhang Daxian's background.
"The so-called omniscient and omnipotent Master Zhang in the group is just a useless otaku with no cultivation. He's probably still picking his toes and playing games in his rented room right now."
At this point, Wenxuan released Bai Xiaofei's mouth.
"You can also ask Bai Xiaofei. Your world is nothing more than the TV series and novels we've watched. You can also think of it as the picture books and stage performances of your time."
At first, Bai Suzhen didn't know what TV series or novel Wenxuan was talking about, but when Wenxuan said it was a picture book, she understood.
"How could this be..." Bai Suzhen was somewhat skeptical of what Wenxuan was saying.
Her embroidered eyebrows furrowed slightly, and her gaze toward Wenxuan was no longer friendly. She also released Wenxuan's arms.
"Fellow Daoist Li, are you trying to deceive me?"
“Li Feiyu is right, your world is indeed based on the content of the picture book.”
Li Feiyu and Bai Suzhen suddenly started arguing.