Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 365 Low-Level Situation: Uchiha Madara

It's Bleach Uchiha Madara, why does this villager have an accent?

They really are a bunch of country bumpkins from Amegakure.

"Madara, did you really kill his second uncle?"

Hashirama Senju's true form rushed over from behind, carefully maintaining a distance, afraid that Madara might suddenly give him a warm hug and cover him in his defense.

"They should be killed."

Madara Uchiha crossed his arms, looking completely unconcerned.

What does "should" mean?

Hashirama scratched his head.

"Would you care how many rice balls you ate?"

Yes.

"..."

"Then tell me, how many rice balls did you eat from birth to death?"

"Eighteen thousand and twenty-three."

"..."

Why the hell?

Madara Uchiha felt he shouldn't have said that to Hashirama Senju.

"Uchiha Madara, the God of History, give me back my second uncle's life!"

"My third uncle died a horrible death. It's said he was killed by a single move, 'Shi-escape: Exploding Snow Dance.' When he was found, his body was twisted into a flower roll, with Shi-escape stuffed inside every layer of flesh!"

"My fourth uncle was the most miserable. He was the closest to the body and was stuffed to death by Uchiha Madara from behind!"

Originally weighing 90 pounds, when the body was discovered, the stomach sac was larger than that of Akimichi Ryoko of the Akimichi family.

What's even more hateful is that when my cousin was helping my fourth uncle collect his body, it caused a corpse explosion, wiping out the entire family!

That despicable Madara Uchiha, the God of History!

The villagers, who were connected to those bandits, were filled with righteous indignation and vowed to fight Uchiha Madara to the death.

"Madara, I never imagined you'd done something so evil!"

Hashirama Senju wore a pained expression.

Madara Uchiha finally realized the problem: "I didn't."

"Didn't you just say you couldn't remember how many rice balls you've eaten?"

"..."

That's what they say.

But if you've ever eaten a rice ball with a Shih-style filling, you'll definitely remember it clearly.

Madara Uchiha couldn't remember exactly how many people he had killed or what methods he had used to kill them.

But he was certain that he had never used Shi to kill anyone!

This is an insult to him!

Madara Uchiha was filled with rage. He felt that the people in front of him were definitely Tobirama using Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu to humiliate him!

and many more!

Madara Uchiha suddenly realized something, looked down, and felt dizzy. He stumbled and almost fell.

He was dazed by the spray pipe Hashirama had used earlier, and when he came to his senses, he was already here.

I carefully recalled the conversation I vaguely heard at the time.

It was Tobirama Senju, the naturally evil one, who suggested taking him to take a bath.

Tobirama Senju, being a Water Release ninja, should have been cleaned up with a few Water Release techniques first instead of being left covered in such filth for so long!

Isn't this deliberately trying to embarrass him?

No wonder the hot mom from Hasi kept her distance from him with a wary look on her face.

Seeing the villagers rushing towards Uchiha Madara with shouts, Senju Hashirama quickly retreated to the side.

It's not that he doesn't want to protect his freckles, it's that there's simply no need for him to

Madara is a body resurrected through the Impure World Reincarnation technique, and therefore cannot be killed.

He was about to step forward to help, and he might end up getting splattered with blood... uh, snow.

There was no dramatic scene of a tiger being bullied by dogs when it is down on its luck.

When the first villager tried to stab Madara Uchiha with a short knife, Madara cleverly disarmed him.

Although the movement was too large, it caused Ban's hand to break again.

But at least he still has one hand that he can use, and he already has a weapon.

With the help of his sharp weapons and the precise accuracy of his attacks, Madara easily dealt with these passersby who kept demanding revenge and had tarnished his name.

It is clear that Madara Uchiha, as the King of Konoha's Dance, did indeed have his merits.

He's not someone who only plays so-called "high-level" games.

This can be seen from his transition from taijutsu to ninjutsu in the original work when he fought against the Allied Shinobi Forces.

This is significantly different from Obito.

Obito in Six Paths did indeed suffer a fatal debuff: because the Rinnegan wasn't his own, he couldn't use Kamui in his Ten-Tails Jinchuriki form.

Unlike Madara Uchiha in Six Paths mode, who could use the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki mode immediately after removing Kakashi's eye (who was tying his shoelaces), Madara Uchiha didn't have this problem.

The fighting styles of the two Ten-Tails Jinchuriki clearly show that Madara Uchiha didn't change much, while Obito underwent a complete transformation.

Before becoming the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, including under the masked man's identity, there were various "battles of wits" with figures such as Aburame Torune, Yamanaka Fu, and in the early stages with Namikaze Minato.

But the underlying logic of all strategic battles and combat experience is "virtualization".

Once Obito lost his Hollowfication "wheelchair skill," he instantly lost his ability to play.

All the strategic maneuvering has disappeared.

As for Madara Uchiha now, as a former numerical monster, even after losing his numerical stats, he can at least rely on experience and skills to put up a fight.

"Not Tobirama's shadow clones? Not even one?"

After killing everyone, Madara collapsed to the ground. His Edo Tensei body recovered for a while before he stood up again.

"Madara, you've killed someone again."

With a sorrowful expression, Hashirama Senju clapped his hands together, and his Wood Release technique dragged the corpse into the ground.

"...Then why didn't you stop me? Or stop them? You're the one who killed them."

Madara Uchiha glanced at Hashirama and said coldly.

At the same time, he was thinking about what these guys, who weren't Tobirama's shadow clones, had said earlier.

He hadn't paid attention to the content of those words, assuming they were all meant to humiliate him by Tobirama.

Looking back now, that probably isn't the case.

What these people are saying is true.

So, if that "Stone God Uchiha Madara" isn't him, then who is it?

Who was that guy who used "Shi Dun: Explosive Snow Dance"?

The outcome is already obvious.

He was the one who took his place, used his name to travel the ninja world, and was the tool he used to collect the tailed beasts.

—Obito Uchiha!

Madara Uchiha was starting to regret it.

He had felt that Obito Uchiha's personality was somewhat unreliable from the beginning.

But at the time, I thought that as long as Obito turned to the dark side, his personality would also change, so there would be nothing to worry about.

It seems now that a leopard can't change its spots, and a leopard can't change its spots.

Obito actually used his name to play with history!

Could it be that the White Zetsu cells were used to repair half of his body, which resulted in him being influenced by that White Zetsu who liked to debate?

While contemplating the situation, Madara Uchiha took advantage of Hashirama's momentary dejection due to his words to approach him and press his entire body against Hashirama's.

"ah--"

Hashirama snapped out of his daze, looked at the Wood Release fertilizer on his body, and let out a scream.

He tried to defend himself for a long time, but he still couldn't stop Madara from sticking to him.