Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 39 The Terrifying "Snowflakes Falling on Earth"

Bai Mo and Kakashi's group arrived at the film crew's base.

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Kakashi looked around and asked Santayu, "Where is Miss Fujikaze Yukie?"

"Sigh, she heard we were going to film in the Land of Snow, so she ran away by herself. We sent people to look for her, but we still haven't found her. Kakashi-sama, why don't you help us look for her?"

Asama Santayu sighed and pleaded.

"Isn't that obvious? The people under your command are just cannon fodder. With so few people, you want to go back and overthrow the regime and restore the country? Isn't that just sending them to their deaths?"

Have you been making too many movies and come to believe that you can succeed simply by passionately shouting "Never give up"?

Please, not everyone is a Jinchuriki or an Uchiha who can unleash their full power just by being angry or excited.

Your princess is self-aware enough to know that going there would only lead to her death. Even if the regime were overthrown, all she would do is make movies; she doesn't understand economics or politics, and she can't develop the country.

Bai Mo's words made the Third Prince very embarrassed.

Kakashi quickly tried to smooth things over: "It's alright, Mr. Santayu, I'll help you... um?!"

Kakashi was halfway through his sentence when he realized what Bai Mo had just said.

Restoration of the kingdom?

Wasn't it to escort someone filming a movie?

"He's right, he said everything I was thinking!"

A woman's voice came from the doorway.

It was Fujikaze Yukie, who was eavesdropping in the shadows, or rather, the daughter of the previous Daimyo of the Land of Snow, Kazahana Koyuki.

"Santaifu, give up. Stop having illusions. We are destined to fail."

The wind, flowers, and light snow convey a pessimistic outlook.

"Actually, it's not necessarily going to fail. Feng Hua Nu Tao is currently developing chakra armor with a war-weary mentality, which is definitely a threat to other ninja villages."

The simplest way to eliminate this threat is to install a daimyo who has little ability and ambition in power.

His subordinates are all useless, but you can rely on the power of Konoha; they'll definitely be happy to help you.

Bai Mo changed his tone and gave a completely different explanation.

Upon hearing this, San Taifu's eyes lit up with hope again as he looked at Kakashi.

As a movie star renowned in the ninja world, Koyuki Fuuka is naturally not short of money and does not need to hide her mission level for money like Tazuna from the Land of Waves.

"I need to ask the Hokage."

Kakashi's expression was serious.

"A prank? A prank?"

Naruto sat in the chair, waving his hands and shouting.

He couldn't understand a word Bai Mo was saying; he was only thinking about what Bai Mo had told him earlier—that he was here to prepare props and play pranks.

"Naruto, don't rush."

Bai Mo took two disposable cups and borrowed one cup of water.

Take a sip, rinse your mouth, and spit it into another empty cup.

Then he handed the empty cup, which had been filled, to Naruto.

"What do you want me to do?"

Naruto excitedly accepted the cup.

"Sprinkle the water from the cup evenly into your Konoha... inside."

Bai Mo gave the instructions in a low voice.

"Aww!"

Naruto's eyes lit up even more when he heard Bai Mo mention the destination.

Back when he was splashing paint on the Hokage Rock, the paint ran out when he got to the Fourth Hokage, so he had to fetch a bucket of sewage instead.

"What are you doing?"

Kakashi, who was about to leave to report to the Third Hokage, stopped and looked at Bai Mo with a puzzled expression.

"Don't worry, it's a safe prank. No one's life will be in danger—by the way, Kakashi, did you have diarrhea today?"

"what?"

Kakashi was still completely confused.

Why ask this question?

Of course he pulled.

In preparation for the upcoming escort mission, he made a point of relieving himself in a public restroom to empty his bowels and get ready to set off in top form.

So why ask this question?

Kakashi was filled with doubt.

Sasuke may seem indifferent to the pranks, but in reality, his attention has been focused on this place the whole time.

He was eager to know what kind of strength Bai Mo, who seemed to be only three or four years older than them, possessed, in order to team up with Uchiha Itachi.

"Brother, I'm done!"

Naruto's voice arrived before he appeared.

OK.

Bai Mo slightly raised his right hand and clenched his fist: "Crazy Diamond."

Crazy Diamond, activate your power!

At first, everything was calm, as if nothing had happened.

Soon, however, cries and screams of pain rose and fell all around.

Kakashi's expression changed drastically upon hearing the voice.

Didn't Bai Mo say there was no danger to his life and it was just a prank?

Was it a deception to fool them?

Kakashi hurriedly ran out of the film crew's camp and went outside to take a closer look.

The terrifying scene was something Kakashi would never forget.

What does it mean for "snowflakes to fall on earth"? What does it mean for "to fly freely in your heart"?

Countless unidentified objects relentlessly pursued the villagers, disappearing behind them...

Kakashi suddenly felt a tightness behind him.

This is a thousand times more terrifying than the Thousand Years of Death technique passed down to him by his father, White Fang!

What kind of evil forbidden technique could produce such a terrifying effect!

and many more!

Kakashi suddenly remembered the question Bai Mo had asked him earlier.

Did you poop?

Why ask this question?

As a Konoha technician and a popular figure in the ninja world, Kakashi's combat intuition and years of combat experience allowed him to analyze a possibility.

"Sharingan!"

Ignoring everything else, Kakashi lifted his headband, revealing his Sharingan, and used its perception to warily survey his surroundings.

Kakashi kept muttering, "Please don't let it be true," and "I guessed wrong, I must have guessed wrong."

However, Kakashi soon saw something flying towards him using his Sharingan.

run!

Kakashi vanished from his spot in a flash and began sprinting at top speed.

The thing behind him continued its relentless pursuit through the air, its speed undiminished.

Crazy Diamond's ability is to repair anything.

One classic way to use this ability is to repair it, recalling or pursuing another part of an object.

For example, if a photo is torn in half and one half is taken by another person, you can use this method to restore the photo and track down the other person's location.

What Bai Mo did was also very simple.

Naruto threw the water, which had been tainted with his scent, into the cesspool.

The contents inside were covered by the power of the Mad Diamond and began to repair themselves, which is to say, to pursue and find their other part.

The other part, of course, is in everyone's intestines.

"Yamero! Yamero!!!!!"

Kakashi ran wildly through Konoha, tears welling up in his eyes as he watched the nameless object getting closer and closer to his buttocks.

He began to regret not running hundreds or thousands of laps around Konoha with Kai every day to train.

"Yameru—Kamui!!!"

Kakashi was cornered and suddenly remembered his newly developed Mangekyou Sharingan ability. At the critical moment, he used Kamui on the object behind him.

A spatial distortion occurred, and the object vanished.

Kakashi collapsed to the ground, panting heavily, feeling a huge weight lifted off his shoulders and a sense of relief.

On the other side, someone who was still eating curry rice in the Kamui space had just taken off his mask and picked up his spoon when suddenly a lump of something fell into the curry rice with a thud.

The person's face instantly darkened.

He angrily slammed the curry rice on the ground: "Kakashi!!!!"