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You've really underestimated me! To outwit and outmaneuver the legendary DM Lao Xu, I've memorized the characteristics of all the monsters in D&D!
[Question: When does the estrus cycle of a black pudding cat typically occur? Please briefly explain your reasoning.]
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Koshimura's smile froze on his face, his pen hovering above the exam paper, trembling slightly.
Estrus?
Isn't Black Pudding a mud monster? Mud monsters don't have mating seasons!
Treating me like a liar—no, it seems like that's actually not a problem.
He glanced at Hachiman Hikigaya behind him, who was resting his chin on his hand, twirling his pen and lost in thought, and then immediately turned his gaze to Kazuhiko Nukumizu, who was writing furiously in front of him.
Very well, it's you I choose, Warm Water Beast!
"Third question, I need help urgently!"
He swiftly tore off a corner of the paper with writing on it, flicked his wrist, and the small piece of paper landed precisely next to the leg of Wen Shuihe's chair at an extremely tricky angle.
Wenshui Kazuhiko took the note and soon threw it back from under the chair. The note rolled precisely to Koshimura Sawa's feet.
Not to praise your Bewitching and Controlling School, but your Bewitching and Controlling School is indeed more sophisticated than the Evocation School.
However, just as he pretended to bend down to pick something up, his upper body leaning slightly forward, and his right hand already reaching towards the ground—
Da da da...
Suddenly, footsteps were heard behind me.
Cloth!
At this critical moment, Koshimura activated his fat memory, and his right foot, as if by conditioned reflex, suddenly stretched forward and accurately stepped on the paper.
But he forgot to calculate the distance.
With that stomp, his foot blocked the path of Kawakami Sadahiro, who was inspecting the examination hall.
And so, Kawakami Sadahiro's mid-heeled shoe made intimate contact with the instep of his foot as she stepped forward.
"hiss--"
"Koshimura-kun?" Kawakami Sadaya was startled by his sudden voice, quickly withdrew her foot, and asked, "Excuse me, are you alright?"
A. "It's alright, thank you, teacher."
B. "Can I step on it again?"
C. "Teacher, this is huge! It's almost as big as a steel coil."
Did you really have to come out at this time?
"N-nothing! Thank you, teacher!" Despite Koshimura Sawa's grimacing and flushed face, almost as if he were about to ascend to heaven, his right foot, which was on the paper, remained firmly planted on the floor as if welded to it.
【Namo Samantabhadra, what incredible willpower! Buddha, have you closed your eyes?】
The giraffe shut its mouth.
Kawakami Sadahiro's expression quickly shifted from concern to confusion.
It would be better to contact the school's counselor, wouldn't it?
Kawakami Sadaya watched him force a smile and nod vigorously at her, her brows furrowing even more. She glanced at him suspiciously a few more times before finally walking away, turning back every few steps, to continue inspecting the other students.
Koshimura breathed a sigh of relief, quickly moved his feet, and picked up the note.
The note was written in Wen Shuiheyan's neat and elegant handwriting.
"I do not know either."
You t——
Just then, Koshimura Sawa saw another small piece of paper roll to his feet.
"Is this the third question? Answer: May-June. In late spring and early summer, rainfall increases, soil moisture rises, and mud becomes more fluid, providing an ideal moist environment for mating behavior. At this time, the mud is easier to shape, which is beneficial for concealing nests and protecting offspring."
He looked up blankly and saw Chihaya Aine sticking her tongue out at him.
Saint Athena is so great.
After a fierce internal struggle, I've decided to skip you once a day.
Chapter Twenty: The Chase
The school bell rang as if it were a salvation from heaven. Yuecun Ze slumped weakly in his chair, feeling that his eyes had been strengthened by the test paper.
“Sawarin? Sawarin?” A lively voice came from beside him.
Koshimura Sawa turned his head with difficulty and saw Chihaya Aine's always smiling face approaching, her pink hair swaying gently with her movements.
"Leave me alone, I'm going to die..." Koshimura Sawa turned his head back, his voice filled with exhaustion and weakness.
"Is it really that exaggerated?" Chihaya Aine tried hard to suppress her laughter, but the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up. "Although the test was a bit off-topic, it was still all content from the textbook, right? Looks like Sawarin needs to study harder."
"A knowledge blind spot, a complete knowledge blind spot..."
Then let me ask you, what do you mean by listing the common edible monster types found in the cave?
Why don't I bring more food with me when I have time to memorize?
However, Chihaya Aine clearly had no intention of letting him off easily. She leaned forward slightly and lowered her voice: "By the way, about the Phase Spider... is it true?"
"Of course, everything about Koshimura Sawa is real."
Koshimura patted his chest: "At that time, I went up and did a left front kick and a right roundhouse kick, and together with Nagasaki... cough cough, I knocked him to the ground."
"Really?" Chihaya Aine's eyes immediately lit up with a bright light. "Did you get its magic stone? I heard that the magic stone of the Phase Spider can harmonize the human body's energy field and bring good luck!"
I feel like this is the kind of person who would be tricked into buying crystals.
"We did get it, but we sold it later."
"Huh? But didn't you say there was no way to recycle magic stones?"
"Generally, lower-level adventurer guilds will accept them..."
"Red Bean?" Chihaya Aine looked at him suspiciously. "You're not lying to me, are you?"
Koshimura Sawa turned his pleading gaze to Nukumizu Kazuhiko, who was watching the show from the side.
"Where are my teammates? Help me!"
"Where is morality? Where is integrity? Where are the monster girls?"
"You're already like this, what else is there to say, bro? Just go back and send it to you, that's all."
The above eye contact occurred in a fraction of a second, and upon waking, Wen Shui and Yan suddenly spoke:
“I was there, and I can testify that I was a street lamp.”
It's better not to say "byd" at all.
Aside from an unexpected pop quiz, the rest of the day's classes were pretty ordinary.
Although it is a vocational school, the students are only at level 1. They have never been to a training ground, let alone had any practical training. After a day of classes, I felt like I was back in the days before the college entrance exam.
I feel like going to Haneoka Magic Academy is pointless, it doesn't really matter.
The hierarchy among professionals is even stricter than that of the Alliance Leader; a Level 2 professional is expected to thoroughly humiliate a Level 1 professional!
Finally, school was over. Koshimura slung his beloved little schoolbag over his shoulder and scanned the classroom, but he didn't see Chihaya Aine.
"They run pretty fast..." he muttered, not paying much attention, as he had more important things to do today.
The effect amplification of spells is quite good, so he plans to buy another one to amplify fire damage. He feels a little embarrassed to always borrow Chihaya Aine's help.
There's no need for other attributes. Sorcerers generally use only two types of spells: those that deal direct damage and those that amplify direct damage. That's the magic-based melee class.
However, it's best to avoid Edogawa Music Store. The store's upscale decor gives the impression that its products are overpriced.
In his past life, when he learned guitar, he bought a cheap, unbranded product from a roadside shop. So, switching to the magic version shouldn't be a problem, right?
And don't forget to go back and help Su Shi clean her room... My schedule feels so full, I don't even have time to play mahjong.
I wonder how those time-traveling predecessors who jumped ten or even nine times managed to do it. Were they all masters of time management?
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Stepping out of the music store on the street, Koshimura Sawa carried a bulging tote bag, a cool breeze blowing against his face.
It's true that the items are quite cheap, but no one told me that even a random shop on the street sells Adventure Team merchandise!
Koshimura raised his wrist, looked at the broken pipa hanging on his hand, and then at the R-group and AG bracelets that he was afraid of dying and getting tired, and the bag full of prizes, grains, and standees.
It must have been a setup by capital to trap me. Ugh, how despicable capital is.
As Yuecun Ze walked, he suddenly felt that the scenery around him was becoming more and more familiar.
He subconsciously looked up and saw a gleaming gold signboard.
RNG!
That's enough. This joke only needs to be used once. Royal fans, stop trying to revive your father's legacy.
Haha, I can guess who the Giraffes' main team is in a second.
"How did I end up here without realizing it? Could it be that I've also been captured by gravity?"
Just as Yuecunze was hesitating whether to turn away from his wife or go in for a quick look, an urgent shout suddenly came from afar.
Yin Ling (7): "Little lamp, wait a minute!"
Koshimura looked in the direction the sound came from and saw Takamatsu Akari tightly clutching her bag, her head down as she charged towards him in a phase attack!
Behind her was Chihaya Aine, who was already panting and covered in sweat.
Chihaya Aine saw Koshimura Sawa walking towards her and blocking Takamatsu Akari's path. Her eyes lit up and she quickly said, "Sawarin! Quick, stop her for me!"
what?
I'm only leaving for a short while. You all go into the KTV and finish the storyline of the band Hughie.
So who will fill the gap in my entertainment?
Although the activation of the abstract gene was clearly faster than the reaction speed of Koshimura's brain, he still quickly reached out and grabbed forward—
Just then, a dark figure suddenly flashed past and blocked his path between him and Takamatsu.
What came back from my palm was not the softness and delicacy of a young girl's skin, but the rough texture of fabric. The only similarity was that the thing under the fabric also seemed somewhat soft.
Koshimura Sawa subconsciously squeezed it harder.
It's even quite elastic?
"ah--!!!"
Immediately afterwards, a girl's exclamation rang in my ears.
Before Yuecun Ze could react, he felt a sudden dizziness and fell to the ground.
He endured the excruciating pain and struggled to lift his head, seeing Takamatsu Akari turn and run away. His gaze involuntarily drifted past the green plaid pleated skirt of Haneoka's school uniform and the girl's slender, fair legs.
[This is the delicious lamb leg.]
It is indeed white, but it even has a penguin pattern...
Before he could get a good look, he felt something soft but heavy pressing down on him. A hand pressed hard on the back of his neck, forcing his head back down.
There are still more good people than bad in the world.
"Wait, wait, wait—" Koshimura Sawa hurriedly slapped the ground in surrender, "Can you let me go first—"
Unfortunately, this isn't WWE, and Captain Dragonfly won't suddenly jump out to stand up for him.
"First, you suddenly chased after the light, and then you turned to me—what exactly do you want?!"
The owner of the hand was straddling him, his teeth clenched, looking down at him condescendingly.
Her long, flowing black hair danced in the wind, and her purple eyes were filled with coldness, as if she were looking at a dead person.
I'm really good at playing, but now's not the time to think about that.
Koshimura wanted to explain, but he was pinned to the ground and couldn't speak, only able to make painful groans from his throat.
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