Chapter 162 Selfies
Chapter 162 Selfies
In order to obtain the spare sword, and the spare sword of the spare sword.
Chen Feng needed the lightsaber technology blueprints from Zhan Shuai, but Zhan Shuai was currently preoccupied with killing and couldn't communicate with him at all.
So Chen Feng pointed at the Demon Lord Dong Zhuo: "Is Lord Dong here? Bring a pot of wine."
Mr. Dong declared, "No, no, when I looked in the mirror today, I realized how ravaged I am by wine and women, and how haggard I look. From this day forward, I will abstain from alcohol!"
Just quit drinking?
Chen Feng asked, "How many days have you been abstaining?"
Dong Gongdao said, "Yesterday was the second day of abstaining from alcohol, and today is the first day."
He didn't quit at all!
Chen Feng had long known that if Dong Zhuo could give up drinking, he could also give up eating.
Dong Gong continued, "When I was sober yesterday, Prime Minister Zhuge came to me and said that he observed the celestial phenomena last night and found that the Ziwei star was waning and the Tiansha star was shining brightly. He felt that a great calamity would soon befall us."
Chen Feng prompted, "So, how do you plan to deal with this?"
Dong Gong scoffed, "I've already unified the world, what great calamity could there be? I had Yuan Shu throw Zhuge Liang out."
What a tyrant! What a tyrant!
At this moment, the Buddha Wutian said, "A great calamity? I have recently been calculating the secrets of heaven and the cause and effect, and I have a similar premonition. I always feel that something bad is about to happen, but I can't find the source."
Chen Feng thought Wutian shouldn't be afraid: "There are so many big shots in the Journey to the West game world, even if the sky falls, they won't be able to touch a single hair on your head."
Wutian sighed, "If only that were true. I've been traveling through the Three Realms recently and found that Hongjun, Pangu, Yuanshi, and Tongtian are nowhere to be found. So if the sky were to collapse, it would definitely hit me, the strongest one, on the head."
The Demon Lord declared with arrogance, "We'll meet force with force, and water with earth. With Fellow Daoist Wutian's strength, what is there to fear from a mere heavenly tribulation!"
That's an inspiring statement.
Chen Feng asked curiously, "What has the Demon Lord been busy with lately?"
The Demon Lord said, "Through composing poetry, I've realized one thing: a cultivator who can't recite poetry is simply not worthy of cultivating immortality!"
I recall Mu Hao's dashing entrance.
Chen Feng wholeheartedly agreed: "Yes, reciting poetry is indeed cool!"
The Demon Lord added, "Young friend Chen, although the Gentle Breeze Demon-Subduing Sword and the Sunset Myriad Swords Technique that I taught you are very powerful, they don't come with accompanying poems, which is a real pity."
so?
The Demon Lord said, "Therefore, after much thought, I have composed a poem. Please listen attentively, fellow Daoists."
"One sword after another, and another sword after another."
"Two swords, three swords, four swords, five swords."
"Six swords, seven swords, eight swords, nine swords."
"Although I haven't thought of the fourth sentence yet, the first three sentences are already perfect."
Perfect my ass.
Chen Feng slapped his forehead.
I thought that as a powerful figure in the cultivation world, the Demon Lord would surely have profound insights in front of so many big shots in the group, but I never expected him to utter such vulgar words.
Is this poem meant to make the enemy laugh themselves to death?
But just then, the Demon Lord suddenly had an inspiration: "I've got it! I know what the fourth line is!"
Chen Feng covered his forehead: "It can't be ten, eleven, or twelfth swords, can it?"
But the Demon Lord sent a voice message, saying in a calm and dignified tone: "Ten years of honing an invincible will!"
I rely on?
Chen Feng was suddenly stunned.
The first three sentences are extremely dry, just simple repetition, while the last sentence goes from simple to complex, turning the previous clumsy repetition into the hard work of a slow bird flying first, and finally using the idiom of ten years to hone a sword to forge an invincible path.
Truly, "What a wonderful poem!"
Wu Tian: "A good poem, a good poem."
Monster: "Delicious, delicious!"
Netherworld Star: "Where can I find something to eat?"
As is customary, the repeating formation is often interrupted by the ominous Corpse King's concise words, but this time, it was the King of Monsters who interrupted it.
Chen Feng asked curiously, "Didn't you go to eat?"
The King of Monsters hurriedly said, "What food? I am their food!"
Huh? Aren't you friends?
The King of Monsters roared, "These five lightning monsters are lunatics! They're shouting 'Friends, this is delicious!' while they're eating me!"
"No! Don't come any closer!"
One against five?
Chen Feng suggested, "If all else fails, just call him the Giant of Light. It's not shameful."
But the King of Monsters didn't respond; he must have died first.
I hope everything is alright.
Chen Feng noticed that the ominous corpse king hadn't spoken for a long time. Although he usually stayed silent, he would occasionally pop up. Why was he so silent today?
Take a look at the group list.
Chen Feng understood: "The ominous Corpse King is launching a dark upheaval."
This will be a massacre.
The mention of killing.
The tyrannical war commander was energized once more: "Kill! Kill! Kill! Sacrifice blood to the Blood God, offer skulls to the Skull Throne! Come, Corpse King, let's see who kills more!"
The Last Queen scanned the group data: "According to statistics, a Dark Turmoil will sweep through ten star systems. Each star system has about 1000 inhabited planets, and the population of each inhabited planet is estimated to be between 60 billion and 200 billion."
That is?
The War General quickly calculated with his fingers, and the Khorne state on his body instantly disappeared: "I'm awake now. By the way, the brave god Khorne asked me to pass on a message to you two. He said he has always been a fan of yours."
There is the Last Queen and the ominous Corpse King.
Satan can only be ranked third in the group.
Seeing that everyone was awake, Chen Feng quickly brought up his recent troubles: "Brothers and sisters, how do we fight monsters with unlimited protection like this?"
Wu Tiandao said, "The world's favor and great fortune are called protection in the West and luck in the East."
Now, let's talk about luck.
The Demon Lord had a lot to say on this: "Fellow Daoist Wutian is absolutely right. Every now and then, a group of chosen ones will appear in our cultivation world. They get whatever they want, have endless fortuitous encounters, kill enemies above their level, and accomplish everything."
Chen Feng said worriedly, "Then your position is very unstable. Here's what I'll teach you: block the gate and kill those chosen ones in the newbie village."
The Demon Lord said helplessly, "I would like to, but the cultivation world is so vast, with hundreds of millions of people in just one country. How could I possibly manage it all?"
Wu Tian explained, "Moreover, the chosen one of destiny is immortal until their destiny is exhausted. If you suppress them in advance, there is a high probability that a benefactor will appear to rescue them."
The old man with the ring, right?
Chen Feng asked, "Then what should we do?"
The Demon Lord laughed and said, "It's simple. Luck is given by heaven and earth. If your power is greater than heaven and earth, you can break it."
"For example, if you directly take action and destroy a world, no matter how strong the chosen one in that world is, he/she will not survive."
Chen Feng frowned and said, "Then it would have to be at least a combat power of a star level or higher."
"Or perhaps we could crush it with the power of a higher set of rules, like in the world of my friend Dong Zhuo."
Chen Feng understood: "This is why Zhang Liao's surprise attack was successful, but I don't have the power to explode stars right now, nor do I want to spend points to use the Three Kingdoms Blessing."
"Then let's use the second method: sever the connection between the chosen one and the world."
"For example, sending the chosen one to another world, or creating a small world to trap them."
That's definitely a good idea.
Chen Feng nodded repeatedly, recalling how sorcerers used domains to break melee protection.
"There is a third method: travel through time and eliminate the chosen one before he obtains the destiny."
Chen Feng sighed: "It's too late. Someone has already used this trick. Now that savior has been reincarnated as a subspace demon and has no weaknesses."
"There's one last method: luck isn't unlimited. You can think of it like currency; once it's all spent, it's gone."
Chen Feng hurriedly asked, "Then how do I use up all my luck?"
The Demon Lord pondered, "A counter-offensive, using the Child of Destiny to fight against the Child of Destiny."
At this time.
Youmingxing suddenly interjected, "You said that savior can read minds? Want me to send you some selfies?"
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