Mr. Zombie lingers in the city

Chapter 24 Do you have experience with relationship problems?

After a night of preparation, Hu Xiaoyu finally had everything ready to deal with that dirty thing.

The backpack was full of talismans, though the ones I drew could only be described as lifelike.

But he's a zombie. Considering he was beaten into existence, it's already quite good that he turned into this.

Hu Xiaoyu prepared a peach wood dog-leg knife and an exorcising talisman. As for other things, such as exorcising copper coins, he did not prepare them.

It's not that we can't prepare them, but rather that those things aren't as effective against evil as these two right now.

And it's the same old problem: he's a zombie, not a professional Taoist priest.

Being able to create two items for zombie species is absolutely unique, the kind that makes scorpions poop!

In the living room, Gu Xixia was wearing a close-fitting gray tracksuit.

Her breasts were full and rounded, and the curves of her thighs were very alluring.

But the zombies didn't care.

"What are you planning to do?"

"You go to class this afternoon, I'll go to the school to check and see where that thing is hiding."

"Then I found a suitable time and did it."

Gu Xixia blinked.

"No need for a spirit-finding compass or anything like that?"

Hu Xiaoyu glanced at her helplessly.

"Do you think it's appropriate for a zombie like me to use that thing?"

"Then the Spirit-Seeking Compass should be nodding frantically at me, right? Use your brain!"

Awkwardly pursing her lips, Gu Xixia went to the refrigerator to get him the blood food from that morning.

"I've been a zombie before..."

"Do I need to remind you of this basic logic problem?"

"Ignorance is no excuse..."

Seeing her coquettish expression, Hu Xiaoyu shook his head.

"Just heat up the chicken yourself, then add some noodles and mix it up. You know how to do that, right?"

As for cooking noodles, Gu Xixia certainly knows how.

If you can't even do this, then what's the point of being such a grown-up?

After a quick breakfast, the two headed towards school.

At the entrance of the teaching building, Hu Xiaoyu and Gu Xixia began to stroll around the vast campus.

Whether in class or out of class, every girl who saw Hu Xiaoyu would cast her gaze at him.

When it comes to lust, men and women are actually the same.

One is more subtle, happening only in private, while the other is more direct, happening openly.

"Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

"Huh...? I see... Actually, we can add one more..."

Looking at the beautiful college student in front of him with her princess-cut hairstyle, a style somewhere between long, straight black hair and a mature, sophisticated look, Hu Xiaoyu pondered for a while before shaking her head and refusing.

It wasn't that he was smitten; rather, he was considering whether to find a girlfriend to provoke Gu Xixia.

But after thinking about it, I decided against it. I figured it wouldn't do any good. That shameless attitude couldn't be explained away by mere stimulation.

The girl still wanted to persist; as someone who really appreciates good looks, she was quite taken with Hu Xiaoyu's appearance.

Unfortunately, her feelings were unrequited. If she were truly capable of making love to Hu Xiaoyu, he might have taken a small taste.

How should I put this topic...?

One advantage of being a water baby is that it gives you a huge sense of accomplishment.

After all, paddy fields are more interesting than dry fields that even tools might not be able to handle.

The girl chased after Hu Xiaoyu, begging him to add her on WeChat for a long time, but seeing that Hu Xiaoyu was unmoved, she could only leave disappointed.

This also proves that there is no such thing as a slow starter, only whether or not one is interested in it.

If I like you, I'll find any opportunity and a way to get you to have sex with me.

They don't even have a chance to use their skills to create an atmosphere, let alone have sex.

Continuing forward, Hu Xiaoyu fully opened up her senses.

The smell of greasy hair from college students staying up all night, the lingering smell of poker after a game, and all sorts of other food aromas that smelled delicious to humans but made Hu Xiaoyu feel extremely uncomfortable.

Actually, none of these were too bad, but some people's body odor made Hu Xiaoyu frown.

To be honest, having a great nose isn't always a good thing.

Helpless, Hu Xiaoyu had no choice but to shut down his senses again.

Because he was afraid of continuing to let his senses wander, he was worried that he would be knocked down by the smells before he could find anything dirty.

A quick search was conducted in places like the teaching buildings and library; there were traces of the odor, but not many.

It's obvious that this thing's main activity area isn't here, so it must be somewhere else next.

Hu Xiaoyu walked through the boys' dormitory, but the situation he expected to most likely occur did not happen.

Surprisingly, there wasn't a scene where a guy recklessly took a girl on an adventure and then brought dirty things back to the dorm...

After all, when it comes to adventure, if you control the pace well, it's really easy to play poker.

Since there aren't any in the boys' dorms, we'll have to look at the girls' dorms.

As a result, there were none in the girls' dormitories either.

This discovery made Hu Xiaoyu frown, and he turned his gaze to the faculty and staff dormitory.

This is a bit troublesome...

Neither Gu Xixia nor she lived in the dormitory. What suitable reason could she come up with to go in and take a look?

This is a problem...

"Help!"

"?"

"That thing is most likely in the faculty dormitory. I need you to take me there."

Gu Xixia pondered for a moment after hearing this.

"Sure, I'll take you to Sister Zhang's dorm room after class."

"What reason?"

"Relationship problems?"

Have you ever had experience with relationship problems?

"There are so many online, I can just copy one, right?"

"That makes sense!"

After sitting on the flower bed downstairs in the teaching building for more than half an hour, the familiar sound of high heels came from behind. Without turning her head, Hu Xiaoyu waved her hand to signal Gu Xixia behind her to come this way.

"How can you be sure it's me? There are so many students here. What if it's not me, but a girl asking for your text message or confessing her feelings?"

With graceful steps, Gu Xixia walked over and sat down next to Hu Xiaoyu.

"I can't even recognize my daughter's footsteps anymore, how am I supposed to live?"

Gu Xixia couldn't help but smile, and sat down by the flower bed, bumping him with her shoulder.

Does the sound of high heels actually have some kind of effect on men?

"It's the kind of sound that's dispensable; the sound can only serve as a starting point. It only has a greater impact when combined with the visuals."

"Relying solely on association has limited effectiveness, like that girl."

Hu Xiaoyu pointed to a female college student next to him wearing black sheer stockings and high heels.

"Her voice, whether in terms of rhythm or anything else, is far inferior to yours, not to mention seeing her in person, I instantly lost all curiosity."

"Don't underestimate what a man means in a certain area. The more you see, the more information you'll build up in your mind."

Gu Xixia turned her head and saw that the girl's posture and pace in high heels were indeed very unnatural, and it was obvious that she did not wear them often.

Hearing Hu Xiaoyu's praise, both overt and covert, Gu Xixia couldn't help but smile behind her glasses, even though she knew he meant no harm.

"Has Sister Zhang finished class?"

"Almost there, about an hour from now."

"Sigh... I should have brought my game console."

Gu Xixia glanced at Hu Xiaoyu, who looked bored, and looked down at the view from where she couldn't see her thighs after sitting down.

If you were a little more attentive, you could be playing even more fun games right now...

"Shall we go sit at a bubble tea shop?"

"No, it smells like artificial fragrance, it hurts my nose."

"So you're just going to sit here and do nothing?"

"Let's walk towards the faculty and staff dormitory; there's a small garden there."

"OK."