radicalducati Chapter 296, Lama 9: What song should I sing?
Chapter 296, Lama 9: What song should I sing?
Chapter 296 Nine Lamas: What song should I sing?
"I like Kakashi, and I like Obito," Rin said gently. "And Obito likes Kakashi, and Kakashi likes Obito, doesn't he?"
"Oh wait, no—"
Obito felt like his mind was a complete mess.
The comments didn't tell him that Lin would talk back! But why couldn't he refute her when she said that?
Kakashi kept his eyes closed.
If it were in the past, he would have immediately retorted: Who would like that loser?! The guy who always drags everyone down!
But having witnessed Obito's sacrifice—
And then there were the words Obito said to him: No matter what others say, in my eyes, White Fang is an absolute hero.
Kakashi can no longer say things that would hurt Obito.
Obito is his hero, and he hopes that Obito can be with the person he loves, no matter who that person is.
Nine-Tailed Fox Timeline —
"I'm sorry, Obito," Kakashi apologized.
"Shut up, listen to the music."
Having been used to being Madara Uchiha, the 31-year-old Obito Uchiha subconsciously used a commanding tone.
This is one of their few chances to hear Lin's voice again—
He no longer intends to use the Infinite Tsukuyomi, so he doesn't want Kakashi to miss this opportunity to hear the voice of the girl who once liked him again because of unfounded guilt.
The timeline before the Uchiha clan massacre, the Konoha team division timeline, the masked man from Akatsuki sitting alone in the highest position in Amegakure, listening to Rin and his "Puppet Show," no one knows what he's thinking—
In the Chunin Exams timeline, Deidara, Hidan, and others were all cursing Obito for being a pervert, singing love songs with a girl who was almost 20 years younger than him.
"Pervert! Hmm."
"That's disgusting, you know—!!"
Obito Uchiha: "Shut up! I want to listen to music!!"
Finally, he stopped pretending to be a brat; his boss aura was still there, and Deidara and Hidan didn't dare to speak.
Uchiha Obito:
【"Losing you is the original sin, losing my heart is the only way we're a good match~♪"】
Nohara Rin:
"You wear a cloak, I paint it, and we walk side by side through mountains and rivers~♪"
"You look tired, but I'll brighten your day~♪"
The song about the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline is beautiful; it has a gentle, tender quality, like a flowing stream.
However, Obito Uchiha couldn't appreciate the beauty of the song; he was so embarrassed that every muscle in his body tensed up!
Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, two brothers who dream of becoming members of the Uchiha Police Department, offer a friendly reminder: "Your thoughts are dangerous."
"Consider the age difference between you and her!"
"Minimum ten years imprisonment, maximum death penalty."
"—" Obito deeply doubted that he shouldn't be an Uchiha, otherwise how could he be mutually reinforcing and mutually restraining with the Uchiha?
He looked at Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju.
Tobirama Senju actually turned his head away?! Hashirama Senju laughed heartily, but showed no intention of recruiting him into the Senju clan!
Don't think he doesn't know! They even recruited Yamato, who knows Wood Release! How is Obito Uchiha's Wood Release inferior to that junior Kakashi's?!
Valley of the End 2.0 Timeline 1: Uchiha Obito lies in the Kamui dimension—
"Although I'm not very good at copying with my Sharingan, no one will blame me for copying this song a little, right?"
"Never mind, they don't know I'm still alive anyway."
My heart is growing heavier, and I feel like crying. I should put on the mask.
In the Boruto timeline, Obito Uchiha, resurrected, is utterly astonished.
Could this be considered a wish fulfilled in life, by someone else after death?
But he wondered if Rin might prefer to sing this song with Kakashi.
Speaking of Rin, Obito got conflicted again.
He had previously told Kakashi not to come too early, so that he and Rin could have more time alone together.
Looking back now, I realize how presumptuous I was to say that!
Besides, whoever goes to the Pure Land will lose all consciousness, and he doesn't even know if he actually saw Lin—
Obito Uchiha was taking things seriously by himself when Boruto unleashed another powerful attack on him from the side.
"Is that your girlfriend? No way, I thought she was your sister or daughter!"
Butterfly didn't hold back at all, cursing: "Pervert, filthy, an old cow eating young grass."
Naruto panicked: "Hey, you guys!" Stop cursing, his ability is pretty overpowered, don't say I can't save you guys later!
Of course, Obito Uchiha wouldn't go so far as to make trouble for children.
His current focus is mainly on listening to music and using his Sharingan to copy all the video clips and comments.
Uchiha Obito:
【"You kissed the ink, staining my eyes with tears, for whom do the scenes of parting and reunion, joy and sorrow, unfold for us all?"♪
"They misunderstand, but I am completely at your mercy. What could be more perfect in this world?♪"
Bullet screen wall—
【忍界第一纯爱战神！这个词太合适他了！】10w+人觉得很赞【我却只由你支配——】10w+人觉得很赞【卧槽！是宇智波带土本土了。】10w+人觉得很赞【块这句歌词有点苏啊。】10w+人觉得很赞【可惜宇智波带土不说话，我太想採访他此时的心情了，狗头保命。】10w+人觉得很赞博人传时间线宇智波带土汗颜——
What exactly does "Pure Love God of War" mean?
"I'm praising you—" Sasuke intended to give a casual reply to get rid of him.
But Boruto is such an honest kid; he immediately exposed Sasuke's well-intentioned lie: "No, Uncle Sasuke."
"Didn't the comments section criticize him before, saying things like 'Rin, I want to create another world with you,' but was his actual last wish to visit Rin's grave with Grandpa Kakashi?"
Butterfly: "So scumbag?! There's probably no one like him before or since!"
Yamanaka Inojin: "You said you started the Fourth Shinobi World War? Doesn't that mean you're shifting all the blame for starting the war onto a child? And a little girl at that? A little girl you keep saying you like?"
"Shouldn't an adult like that be called scum?" Yamanaka Inojin's brightest smile was the most poisonous knife.
One after another, sharp blades plunged straight into Obito Uchiha's heart! More ruthless than when he stabbed Madara Uchiha, more ruthless than when Black Zetsu stabbed Madara Uchiha, more ruthless than when Hashirama Senju stabbed Madara Uchiha!! They were truly poisoned!
It was originally a pretty good song—
In the Boruto timeline, because of Boruto's innocent and carefree remarks with Inojin and Chocho, it felt as if several large knives had been plunged into Obito's heart.
The effect was even better than the chakra black rod; it almost pinned him to the ground, preventing him from getting up.
If you had to describe his feelings, it would be like he had been blown up again by a combination of six hundred billion explosive tags and multiplicative explosive tags!
Nohara Rin (Opera-style singing):
【"With delicate fingers, I trace the fleeting world; on the three-foot-long red stage, all things are captured in song and music. The farewell song, though long, is no longer truly sorrowful; the most vibrant red has turned to ashes."♪
[May someone remember their best years~♪]
"This singing style is very similar to the Second Hokage's 'Wujiapo'."
"I still think it's unfair to have men sing in a 'Diva' competition."
"What does it matter? As long as it sounds good, that's all that matters. Anyway, it's not up to us to decide who the real songstress is."
"As long as it's not that Black Zetsu—"
"Yes, as long as it's not that Black Zetsu."
Uchiha Obito:
"With your hand I dance like the wind, with your guidance I know when to advance and when to retreat, I follow you through joy and sorrow, every gesture is in accordance with your will, humility and gentleness become absolute."
♪」】
Nohara Rin:
【"You're wrong, but I refuse to be right; you're ignorant, but I'm clueless; how can I willingly try to quench the fire in my heart? You wither, but I never wil; you're tired, but I dare not tire; what can I use to warm you for a thousand years~♪"】
Obito and Rin sing together:
【"The wind and snow are faint, autumn's white hair is at the end, the lamplight is lush, I rub your brows with furrows, if you shed a single tear, if I can accompany you as you grow old, even if we turn to ashes in the misty waves, it would be a perfect departure~♪"】
The Land of Waves 1.0 timeline was already known throughout the ninja world:
Akatsuki member Tobi = Konoha Uchiha Obito.
But Ah Fei continued to do as he pleased, waving two glow sticks and acting silly.
"Encore! Encore!"
"The strongest songstress in the ninja world!!"
"Senior, I love you~ lalala~"
This perfectly illustrates that as long as he doesn't admit it, no one can force him, Tobi, to bear the embarrassment of Obito Uchiha.
Since Kakashi had found him, but he stubbornly refused to admit that he was Obito Uchiha, Kakashi had no choice but to change into Akatsuki clothes and stay with him.
"In this timeline, Konoha is instilled with Uchiha-style friendships," so an extreme interpretation is inevitable.
Ten songs have been played so far.
However, except for Wujiapo, which lasts more than 7 minutes, the others are generally around 3 minutes.
So much so that less than forty minutes had passed in the time it took to discuss the topic after ten songs.
The ninjas were either embarrassed or just watching the drama unfold.
Although they call their world the Ninja World, the number of ordinary people is actually dozens or even hundreds of times greater than that of ninjas.
Smart people have already seized the business opportunity!
He immediately ordered musicians in the ninja world to write down all these songs and began arranging for suitable singers to perform them.
Some are even preparing to start planning stage plays.
In Boruto's timeline, the business model is already very mature; Konoha's model toy manufacturers are starting to place orders with the factory, and the Raimon Group is even looking for projects to invest in.
Who is currently ranked the highest among 'singers'?
I have absolutely no idea what to expect.
"It doesn't display rankings or data either."
The ninjas whispered among themselves.
Tobirama frowned as well, "What if it's Black Zetsu? That would be troublesome."
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Naruto: "Why don't you give it a try, Second Hokage? Judging from the comments, it seems like you have a lot of supporters."
"—" Although Tobirama Senju felt embarrassed, if they could really get Black Zetsu to the upper hand, they might need to use the same trick again, inducing the gods who know everything to vote for them, or playing more of their songs.
"Let's wait a bit, there's no rush now."
Amidst a barrage of comments praising Obito Uchiha and Rin Nohara's singing voices—
"Ah! The next song is coming."
"Who will sing it?"
[Wait, am I in the queue this early? I'm a little embarrassed!] 10+ people liked this. [I'm recommending an old song.] 10+ people liked this. [Recommended Video: White Fox]
[Singer—Nine Lama.]
"puff!!"
The Konoha Chunin Exams timeline seems to have run out of steam; Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju finally manage to pick up their teacups and take a sip—
Upon seeing the singer's name, they spat out the tea they had just drunk!
"Nine Lamas is—"
Hashirama wanted to confirm with Madara again, perhaps he remembered it wrong.
"Nine-tailed Fox".
Oh no, if I remembered correctly, it matches up.
Valley of the End 2.0 Timeline —
Kurama (the Nine-Tails) quite enjoyed staying inside Naruto's body, and went back to sleep soundly after the great battle.
I'm awake right now.
When the Nine-Tailed Fox saw the words "The singer of 'White Fox' is Nine Lama" in the sky, it sat up abruptly from lying on the ground!
"What the hell?!"
Naruto was also a little dumbfounded.
"Nine Lama? Singing?!"
不只是他们惊讶得几乎掉了下巴，连弹幕墙上的弹幕也激增中一【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，笑出了猪叫】10w+人觉得很赞【让九喇嘛唱《白狐》专业对口！】10w+人觉得很赞【好特幺期待啊！闭眼可以当凯多唱的！】10w+人觉得很赞【九喇嘛！可爱的九喇嘛！被负心人类欺负的九喇嘛！】10w+人觉得很赞【宇智波斑：负心人类？】10w+人觉得很赞【千手柱间：不是说我吗？那我走了。】10w+人觉得很赞泉奈重伤时间线宇智波斑和千手柱间站在火影楼上，占据了最佳观影席。
The two of them were talking to themselves in front of the live chat.
"What does this have to do with us?! Who would be unfaithful to that stupid fox?!" Ban complained angrily.
Hashirama reminded him, "Because in other timelines, it was you who captured the Nine-Tails, who was living a perfectly good life, right? Using the Sharingan and summoning jutsu."
"You're the one who sealed it away," Ban shifted the blame, "It's your fault!"
Hashirama didn't care who was to blame; he was more interested in knowing—
"Ban, I have a question."
"Go ahead and ask."
"Does your ability to turn people into women work on tailed beasts?"
Uchiha Madara:
He hadn't thought about that question, but who would want to turn a tailed beast into a female?! Why is Hashirama's thought process so unpredictable!
"Are you crazy?!"
"?!?!" Duang (dejectedly) "Is Madara really that uncurious?"
"Who would care whether a tailed beast is male or female?! That's so weird!"
While the two were bickering like children, other timelines were also discussing their own perspectives.
Besides the endless stream of comments in the sky, a VCR began playing: "I am a fox who has cultivated for a thousand years, a thousand years of cultivation, a thousand years of solitude~♪".
The original bullet comments were covered up and replaced with bullet comments lyrics more suitable for Kurama: "[I am the fox left behind by the Sage of Six Paths, sealed for a thousand years, lonely for a thousand years~♪]" 10+ people thought it was great. "[Such a manly voice, no wonder it's the Nine-Tails!]" 10+ people thought it was great. "[It's not a thousand-year seal, it all started with that damned Hashirama, it's only been a few decades, right?]" 10+ people thought it was great. "[Male fox spirit?]" 10+ people thought it was great. "[Who says the Nine-Tails is a man? Tailed beasts don't have genders, right?]" 10+ people thought it was great. Various "hahaha," "amazing," and "explosive" comments floated across the screen.
In the fourth test timeline, seeing Gaara frowning, Kankuro asked with concern, "What's wrong, Gaara?"
Gaara sat behind the Kazekage's desk and waved to Kankuro, "Shukaku's laughter is too loud, it's giving me a headache."
In fact, it wasn't just Gaara in this timeline; in almost every timeline, Gaara frowned and told Shukaku inside him to be quieter.
But that won't work—
Shukaku was completely unable to restrain himself.
He was laughing so hard he was jumping and tumbling around in Gaara's inner dimension, even rolling on the floor in excitement—
Can you imagine?
Because of its short legs, it's like a giant yellow slime, rolling and bouncing around like Shukaku.
However, it's clear that Shukaku was really amused.
"Hahahaha—!!"
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Shukaku's signature shrill laughter grew louder and louder, "That Kurama guy's finally got what's coming to him! Hahahaha! I'm going to laugh my fill! Hahahaha!"
The sound came from Gaara's head; even if he tried to plug his ears, it was no use, so he could only endure it.
At the same time, I listened to "White Fox" and looked up at the barrage of comments in the sky—
"In the dead of night, does anyone hear me crying? In the dim light, does anyone see me dancing?♪"
[Who hears me crying within the Sharingan's genjutsu? Under the moonlight of the Valley of the End, I brandish my claws~♪] 10+ people found this very helpful. "I am a fox who has waited for a thousand years, a thousand years of waiting, a thousand years of loneliness~♪"
【I am the fox guarding the human Jinchūriki, waiting for a thousand years and hesitating for a thousand years～♪】10+ people think it's great "In the rolling red dust, who has planted the curse of love, in the vast sea of people, who has drunk the poison of love～♪"
Indra's hatred sowed the seeds of war, and Asura's love brewed the poison of destiny~♪
Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline 1: Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama listened to the mournful and tragic song, looking at the comments in the sky that blocked the original lyrics.
Knowing that they were the reincarnations of Indra and Asura respectively, they exchanged a glance and quickly looked away.
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Nine Lama's "White Fox": BV1uFNSeREVJ