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568 Octopus fossil and dragon fossil? I think you've got it wrong, this is actually a fossil of
568 Octopus fossil and dragon fossil? I think you've got it wrong, this is actually a Pokémon fossil!
"Host, you're not kidding, are you?"
"Can Lickitung, a Pokémon, evolve?"
[Not a buddy? You try evolving into something like that! I've lived for over twenty years and I've never heard of a big-lipped creature evolving!]
[Yeah, there's no record of it online! Streamer, are you just trying to fool Masked Guy for the sake of the show?]
[Upstairs, of all people to question, why the streamer? Do you even understand the value of being a "Phoenix King's Messenger"?]
The live stream chat instantly erupted into chaos because of Ye Yinchuan's words.
Slurred speech.
In the public's perception, this kind of Pokémon is purely a "tool pet".
Aside from its ridiculously long tongue, which can be used for special tasks or has some use in certain competitions, its combat ability is almost negligible.
evolution?
Nobody has ever thought about this issue.
There are many trainers with large tongues, but it seems there has never been a case of successful evolution.
"Oh?" A surprised yet delighted voice came from beneath the masked man's mask. "Mr. Kirby, you mean—this ordinary-looking guy with a big tongue of mine is actually a hidden gem?"
As a collector, he loves to hear words like "rare," "unique," and "potential."
If his big tongue can be successfully evolved, then its collectible value will undoubtedly rise to another level.
"Of course." Ye Yinchuan's smile was confident and composed.
"The world of Pokémon is far more vast than we imagine."
"The existing Pokémon knowledge system is only a summary of human understanding at this stage, and is not absolute truth."
"In fact, the Lickitung does have an evolved form, but the conditions for evolution are quite special, so very few people have discovered it."
Ye Yinchuan's words were resounding and powerful.
In the live stream, the voices of doubt instantly subsided.
After all, the one in front of us has a proven track record.
His words are authority!
"Quick! Streamer! Tell me! How do I evolve?" Masked Guy rubbed his hands together excitedly. "Do I need any special stones? Or some rare items? Just tell me, and I'll have someone get them right away!"
[Masked Guy: Money doesn't matter, I just want to see something new!]
[Money Power, Activated!]
"We don't need any stones or props," Ye Yinchuan shook his head, keeping everyone in suspense.
"The key to its evolution lies in that amazing skill it just demonstrated."
"Rolling?" Masked Guy was taken aback.
"That's right." Ye Yinchuan's gaze fell on the pink, chubby creature that looked innocent and was still licking its nose with its tongue.
"For Lickitung to evolve, it must first learn the move 'Roll'."
"Furthermore, you need to master this move to a certain degree so that your body can fully adapt to this high-speed rotation."
"When its body resonates perfectly with the power of rolling, the opportunity for evolution will arrive."
In the official Pokémon lore, Lickitung evolves into Lickitung by simply learning the Rollout move and leveling up.
But in this more realistic world, the situation is slightly different, even much harsher.
"I see!" Masked Guy exclaimed in sudden realization. "No wonder my big tongue likes to roll around on its own all the time; it's preparing for evolution!"
"So, is it still a little lacking in the right stage?"
"Yes, it's just one final step away." Ye Yinchuan nodded. "It needs a trigger, a trigger that will allow its 'rolling' power to erupt completely and without reservation."
"How do I do it?" Masked Guy asked impatiently.
Ye Yinchuan smiled slightly and presented his solution.
"It's very simple."
"Create a runway long enough for it."
"Then, at the end of the runway, set up a sufficiently sturdy target."
"Let it roll freely, accelerating relentlessly, until it gathers all its power for that final impact!"
"As long as it can break through its own limits—"
"Evolution will then follow naturally."
This method is simple and crude, but if Ye Yinchuan hadn't said it, who would have thought of it?
After all, only a few tongues can master rolling, and even among those that can, how many tongues can push the rolling mechanism to its limit?
Is it really that simple?
[Hurry, hurry, hurry! I can't wait! Masked Bro, get it done quickly!]
"clear!"
Masked Guy's execution ability is terrifying.
He immediately gave orders to his subordinates.
Less than five minutes.
His luxurious study was cleared out to create a straight passageway that was dozens of meters long.
At the end of the passage, several strong bodyguards pushed together a riot shield made of a special alloy, half a meter thick!
"Bee?"
Looking at the scene before him, the man with the big tongue seemed to realize something.
A hint of nervousness flickered in its small eyes, but more than that, there was excitement and anticipation!
"Go on," Masked Guy patted its back encouragingly, "Let everyone see how powerful you are!"
"Bella-loo—!!!"
Big Tongue let out a triumphant cry!
It retracted its long tongue and its body suddenly curled into a perfect pink sphere.
then.
scroll!
It began to roll slowly across the smooth floor.
One lap —
Two laps —
The speed is getting faster and faster!
From taking those first unsteady steps to walking on flat ground with ease!
Its rolling trajectory is as straight as a line!
His entire body transformed into a pink afterimage!
The air was compressed, emitting a piercing shriek!
[That's not a lisp, that's Sonic the Hedgehog!]
[It looks like it's about to burst into smoke!]
Everyone in the live stream held their breath!
Masked Guy's fists clenched unconsciously!
close!
Closer!
Just as that pink afterimage was about to collide with the alloy shield!
An unexpected change occurred!
Buzz—! !!! !
A dazzling light of evolution, without warning, suddenly erupted from the rapidly spinning pink sphere!
The light instantly engulfed everything!
Boom-! ! ! !
A deafening explosion!
The heavy alloy shield, under the combined impact of the light of evolution and the rolling motion, was actually slammed backward and flew away, crashing heavily into the wall and leaving a shocking dent!
And within the light.
A brand new, larger, and more rounded figure slowly emerged.
Its body is still that pleasing pink color, but its size is a whole size bigger than before, making it look more honest and sturdy.
A white, bib-like pattern appeared around its neck.
Several yellow ring-shaped stripes also appeared on the abdomen.
But what's most eye-catching is its tongue!
That iconic long tongue, at this moment, became even wider and more powerful, like a giant python with its own life, nimbly swinging in mid-air, making a "snap snap" sound as it cut through the air!
The light slowly faded away.
The brand-new Pokémon stands firmly on the ground with two sturdy short legs.
It patted its round belly, then grinned at the camera, revealing a憨厚 and satisfied smile.
"Hehehe~"
[It's evolved! It's really evolved!]
He seems like a kind and honest gentleman, especially the white patch on his neck, it looks like a collar.
[Host, please identify it! What's it called after it evolves?]
Ye Yinchuan didn't keep him in suspense; the [Insightful Eyes] had already relayed all the information to his mind.
[Lick the Pokémon: Lick the Pokémon]
【Attribute: Normal】
[Racial stats: A-rank (515)]
Individual Value: Grade B (130)
【Characteristic: Independent and unconventional】
[Techniques: Rolling, binding, licking, slamming, powerful whipping —]
"Licked Lick, the evolved form of the big tongue, normal attribute." Ye Yinchuan's voice rang out at the right time.
"A base stat of over 500 is a huge improvement, and it has completely reached the level of a near-top-tier player."
"This big-tongued licker's characteristic is its independent nature; it won't fall into a state of confusion, which is quite practical, but it will also affect its personality."
"The strength, flexibility, and dexterity of the tongue have all been significantly improved compared to a lisp!"
Ye Yinchuan's appraisal and explanation were very comprehensive.
The viewers in the live stream were completely engrossed.
Masked Guy was even more excited than before. Looking at his Pokémon, which had been completely transformed and whose strength had increased dramatically, even through the mask, you could feel his mouth wide open and his face beaming with joy.
Without saying a word, he sent a barrage of Masterball gifts, filling the entire screen!
Today's live broadcast was incredibly rewarding for this top collector!
Just as the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was being pushed to another climax.
A special connection request popped up.
@Huaxia Pokémon Fossil Research Institute—Ji Miaomiao: [Host, could we connect via video link?]
[Wow, this is an official account! Another big shot is collaborating with the streamer!]
[Ji Miaomiao? I heard that the revival of Omanyte in China is all thanks to her!]
Upon seeing the request for a connection, Ye Yinchuan's eyes narrowed slightly.
He had naturally heard of Professor Ji's great reputation.
He is one of the leading figures in the Chinese Pokémon academic community, especially in the field of fossil Pokémon, where he is an absolute authority.
She suddenly connected with herself—
Presumably, this involves research and discussion about Pokémon, especially fossils, so it's worth taking a look.
With a touch of curiosity, Ye Yinchuan approved the application.
The scene changes.
A middle-aged woman with an intellectual and refined demeanor, wearing a white lab coat and gold-rimmed glasses, appeared on the screen.
Her background is a bright laboratory filled with high-tech equipment.
"Professor Ji, hello."
A serious expression appeared on Ye Yinchuan's face.
He held this scholar in high esteem, who had made outstanding contributions to the Pokémon academic community, especially in the field of fossils.
"Hello, Mr. Kirby."
Professor Ji Miaomiao's voice was gentle yet powerful, carrying the rigor unique to scholars.
"I apologize for interrupting your live stream, but it's because our research institute has encountered a huge problem that hasn't progressed for over a month."
Her gaze, seen through her glasses, appeared sharp yet tinged with weariness.
"We recently discovered two brand-new Pokémon fossils in a newly excavated ancient stratum."
"As you know, the technology for resurrecting fossils has been advancing by leaps and bounds recently—we've also tried it, but no matter what method we use, we can't successfully resurrect them."
[A difficult problem? If even Professor Ji calls it a difficult problem, what level must it be?]
[The streamer is in danger! This is no simple problem, and the streamer might not even have any expertise in fossils, right?]
[Quick, quick, bring the fossil up! Let me see it!]
Ji Miaomiao seemed to have seen the comments as well, and smiled slightly.
She didn't say much, but simply waved to the side.
Soon, two researchers dressed in sterile gowns, each carrying a sophisticated transparent safe, carefully walked in front of the camera.
The box was opened.
Everyone's attention was drawn to what was inside.
In the box on the left is a fossilized fish head.
The fish's mouth was wide open, revealing sharp teeth, and it looked powerful, but the fossil only went up to the neck and then stopped abruptly.
In the box on the right is a fossil resembling the lower half of a dinosaur.
With its thick legs and strong tail, it exudes primal wildness.
The tail appears to have been broken off;
"These two pieces are a fish fossil and a dragon fossil, respectively."
Professor Ji Miaomiao explained.
"Our initial hypothesis was that these were two ancient Pokémon that lived in the same era but unfortunately only had half of their bodies left."
"However, after repeated attempts, we found that both fish fossils and dragon fossils contained severely missing genetic information."
"It's as if—they themselves are incomplete."
"We tried all the gene completion solutions, but each resurrection failed at the last stage due to the collapse of the gene chain."
Ji Miaomiao's face showed deep confusion and resentment.
"So, I'd like to ask Mr. Snorlax, with your extraordinary understanding of Pokémon, could you offer us some—completely new ideas?"
The viewers in the live stream also fell into deep thought.
Indeed, how can something missing an arm or a leg be brought back to life?
[What a pity, they looked like two really cool ancient Pokémon.]
Is it possible that their other half hasn't been unearthed yet?
however.
Looking at the two familiar fossils on the screen, a strange yet knowing smile appeared on Ye Yinchuan's face.
coming.
The most outrageous and illogical thing in the Pokémon world—the Frankenstein's monster!
"Professor Ji."
Ye Yinchuan's voice carried a hint of amusement.
"Your direction was wrong from the very beginning."
"Wrong?" Ji Miaomiao was taken aback.
"Yes." Ye Yinchuan nodded. "You always think that these are two different Pokémon."
"But is there any possibility—"
"They are actually... a Pokémon?"
These words shocked everyone present!
For the first time, Professor Ji Miaomiao's usually placid face showed an expression of disbelief.
The chat room exploded with comments!
【? ? ? 】
[Host, are you still asleep? One? How do you make one from these two?]
[Fish head + dragon leg? What kind of chimera is this? Even Frankenstein wouldn't dare to imagine it!]
Hahaha, I get it! Putting a fish head on a dragon's butt, right? Streamer, you must have seen The Little Mermaid~
]
Faced with all the doubts and misunderstandings, Ye Yinchuan simply smiled calmly.
He calmly addressed the camera, saying, "Professor Ji, please have your assistant align the head of the 'fish fossil' with the end of the 'dragon fossil's' tail."
"Then, put them together."
"this----"
Ji Miaomiao was completely stunned.
Attach the head to the tail?
This isn't even a question of whether it's scientific or not. If someone else had said it, she would have thought—it was a ridiculous joke, an insult to her intelligence!
[Pfft—! I take back what I just said, the streamer is even more outrageous than I thought!]
[Head to tail? How does it eat then? With its butt?]
[The scene is too beautiful for me to watch! What kind of devil are you, streamer?!]
"Mr. Kirby, this—this doesn't conform to any known biological structure!"
Professor Ji Miaomiao adjusted her glasses, trying to convince him with science.
"I know."
Ye Yinchuan's expression remained calm.
"But Pokémon are creatures that are beyond the scope of ordinary creatures."
"Why don't you give it a try?"
Looking at Ye Yinchuan's determined gaze, Ji Miaomiao was caught in a deep dilemma.
Reason told her that this was absurd.
But her intuition and her trust in Ye Yinchuan's past achievements made her waver slightly.
Finally, she took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind.
"----good."
"Assembling".
The two researchers exchanged a glance, both seeing confusion in each other's eyes.
But they still strictly followed the orders.
Under the watchful eyes of tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room.
The grotesque fish head fossil was slowly moved to the end of the thick dragon tail.
Then----
Click.
A soft sound.
Two seemingly unrelated fossils have their fractured joints perfectly joined together in an incredible way!
An unprecedented, bizarre, contradictory, and discordant fossil-like form appeared before everyone!
The fish's head grew onto the dragon's tail!
The feeling was like this dragon was biting its own head hard with its tail!
"————"
The entire laboratory, along with the entire live broadcast room, fell into a deathly silence.
This doesn't seem like a normal or reasonable way to splice things together, does it?
Professor Ji's expression showed a slight hesitation. Although he had heard that these anchors liked to create a good show, he probably wouldn't joke about something so serious.
[Host, this doesn't look right at all, does it?]
[It's a disaster! It's a disaster! Kirby, you've gotten too cocky!]
It's hard to imagine what kind of Pokémon could be resurrected from such fossils.
"Although I don't know exactly what technology you used to bring the fossils back to life—there will always be various attempts in the pursuit of truth, right?"
Ye Yinchuan showed no remorse or shame regarding this "pieced-together fossil" approach. "Professor Ji, since you've come to me, it means you trust me. Since you trust me, why not give it a try following this line of thought—"
"There might be unexpected gains, who knows? If it really doesn't work out, I, Kirby, am willing to accept any criticism."
Open and frank, full of confidence.
Ye Yinchuan knew very well what kind of Pokémon this fish-headed, dragon-bodied, and extremely unconventional combination was!
"Okay! Reviving the fossil will take time. I'll let you know as soon as there's any progress!"
Professor Ji ultimately chose to believe him, his tone revealing respect.
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