radicalducati Chapter 625 Supervillain Bane vs. Bat Mites, Really?
Chapter 625 Supervillain Bane vs. Bat Mites, Really?
Chapter 625 Supervillain Bane vs. Bat Mite, Real or Fake?
"I've had enough. I'd rather end it all than live like a plaything under the thumb of an all-powerful bad boy."
Chen Tao sat on a colorful mushroom made of bat mites, with his legs crossed at the standard 90-degree angle, just like when a naval admiral executed Ace.
"What? But you can't just lie there and wait to die, you're a hero!"
Chen Tao sighed.
"I'm a villain."
"Oh no!" The bat mite clutched its chest, looking as if it were about to suffocate. "I have to erase the memory of what you just said to me from my head!"
He screamed and tried to actually do it, but soon realized that as a creature of imagination, he couldn't act against his own instincts, just as the Emperor Joker couldn't forget Batman.
"But you didn't give up when facing the Anti-Monitor and Darkseid. Shouldn't you have done everything in your power to defeat all the enemies in front of you?"
"That's how it is."
"so?"
"But I want to retire now." Chen Tao was secretly getting anxious. The bat mite was still hesitant and hadn't followed his lead, so Chen Tao decided to add fuel to the fire.
He jumped off the mushroom he was sitting on, then rolled around on the ground like a baby, throwing all his Batman dignity and integrity to the ground, and then stomping on it relentlessly.
"I want to retire! I want to retire! Waaaaah..."
The professional actor's skills caused his tear glands to secrete a large amount of water rapidly, and tears burst out from behind his corneas like a stream.
Chen Tao did not possess the five-dimensional divine power of the bat mite. He went to great lengths to create this cartoon-like effect in reality, which was enough to inflict a significant psychological blow on the bat mite.
"Waaaaah, I'm crying like Snoopy. Waaaaah!"
The bat mite looked completely helpless, almost driven mad by the injuries: "How could you do this... You're the one who's Batman!"
Chen Tao stopped crying instantly.
"If you know me so well, why don't you become Batman yourself?"
Chen Tao knew that saying this was risky; he might alert the bat mites. But the time was right, so he decided to wait and see how it went.
"Me? Don't be ridiculous, I can't be Batman. Wait, can I?"
Excellent. That's the best possible response.
The bat mite lacks a sense of belonging, and Chen Tao needs to encourage him now.
"Go ahead and do it. You're a Batman with superpowers, look at me." Chen Tao walked up to the Bat Mite, and then, in a burst of silver-white particle light effects, he transformed into the Destroyer, then switched to the Red Death, and then switched to the Dark Father.
Like a little girl in ballet, he showed Bat Mite his clothes one by one, even showing him the strange and nonsensical transformation into a gorilla Batman.
Then he walked to the bat mite's ear and whispered:
"Having superpowers doesn't mean you can't be Batman, right? Aren't I a living example?"
"Good heavens," said the bat mite.
Chen Tao watched with satisfaction as the bat mite walked back and forth on the ground of the alternate dimension he had created. The surrounding yellowish sky twisted and turned like ink-stained water as the bat mite pondered.
"I mean, I've always just watched you from afar. I never dreamed I could actually become... really?"
Nothing is impossible.
"Yes, I can do it!"
The bat mite became happy and flew into the air, happily putting its hands on its hips.
"Are you sure this will make the bat mite give me its power?" Parallax Mohal's voice rang in Chen Tao's ears. His expression remained unchanged, still bearing the look of "Dear bat mite, I am your best friend."
"Don't communicate with me at this time," he said to Parallax Mohal in the telepathic link.
Don't assume that Hal's ability to manipulate time allows him to suppress five-dimensional beings. No matter how strong he is, he's still upstream in the hypertime flow; he's too far away to help someone in a difficult situation.
Chen Tao didn't say anything, but Parallax Mohal's arrogant words right next to his ear almost scared him to death.
He wasn't sure if his little trick of altering reality to resist the bat mite's five-dimensional power would be enough to keep the other side from noticing the existence of the Parallax Demon Hal. If the Parallax Demon were to speak and be discovered by the other side, their plan would be completely ruined.
At that time, whether the five-dimensional little devil fights with Hal or something else happens, it will be a completely rampaging situation, completely out of Chen Tao's control.
Furthermore, five-dimensional beings possess a crucial characteristic: they simultaneously appear at every point in time within the hypertime stream, due to the omnipresence of imagination. Therefore, all five-dimensional beings appearing in parallel universes are essentially the same being. These beings share the same characteristics as Doctor Manhattan; if Parallax Morhal truly displeases the Bat Mite, it's entirely possible that the Bat Mite could actually follow the internet cable and come to beat him up.
Regardless of whether he wins or loses, if he does that, everything will fall into chaos.
Chen Tao was terrified, and the members of the Third Legion on Earth 1 were in complete chaos.
"Prepare for intervention, prepare for intervention... Will the intervention be successful?"
"The emotional spectrum of that universe has already affected everyone; everyone's emotions erupted briefly... The sudden surge of emotional energy temporarily confused Bat Mite, preventing him from noticing Batman and Parallax Morhal's conversation."
"Very good, very good. History has changed many times, and it has come back to prove to us that no matter who it is, the decision to retain the power of the bat mite must never be allowed to remain on its own from the beginning. Otherwise, in dozens of different futures, the decisions it made will not have a good outcome, and it has never been repeated!"
"Gentlemen, listen up: the Bat Mite absolutely cannot fall out with Batman. Well done, everyone. We must proceed according to plan, and ideally, make the whole thing go exactly as we intend."
The leader of the Third Legion offered a few words of encouragement to his comrades, then continued, "There will be many more such disruptive areas in the future. Theoretically, there shouldn't be any unplanned disruptions unless they cause some significant change, in which case a new version of ourselves from the future will come to remind us."
Then he turned to another Third Legion member operating a strange device and asked, "Has the timeline of the Reverse-Flash universe changed at all?"
"Nothing much has changed. The timeline has been shaken a bit. People who didn't intend to have a passionate affair have now done so, resulting in the birth of many people who didn't exist in history. Some people who should have died didn't die, and their descendants have influenced the new timeline... However, this universe will soon be restarted by Reverse-Flash, so this change is completely insignificant."
"Very good, everyone. We must keep a close watch to ensure that things develop in a direction we can control."
In the Reverse-Flash universe, Chen Tao glanced at the Bat Mite and found that it was still immersed in its own world, seemingly unaware of his communication connection with Parallax Mohal. Chen Tao had already prepared a plan for how to explain himself should the Bat Mite discover this. But the other party didn't mention it at all. Chen Tao could only attribute it to good luck, but he knew his luck wouldn't always be this good.
After dismissing Hal, he turned to the bat mite and coaxed, "So what are you waiting for?"
A flash of white light, and the bat mite transformed from a chibi-style three-headed figure into a towering, burly Batman, dressed in the classic Batman suit with a terrifyingly long cape, much like Spawn.
This is the cool and awesome Batman from Batman Planet. The only thing that seems a little off is that this burly Batman has a chibi-style head with three heads, like a baby's head on an adult's body.
"Very good, very good."
Chen Tao pounced on the bat mite and showered it with compliments, then his facial expression changed to OvO.
He has now been moved by bat mites to a high mountain outside the filming location of the sitcom, where Chen Tao is giving orders from above.
"Now, follow my instructions."
Chen Tao began to guide the bat mites.
"It's Gotham night, and you're Batman. Alarms are blaring in the alleys, and caped figures are appearing on rooftops. You're Batman, and you never turn a blind eye to evil."
"Fantastic!" said Bat Mite, standing atop a high-rise building under the red sky of Gotham, which he had visualized himself.
It all felt like the opening scene of the 92 Batman animated film.
"Suddenly, the alarm bell at the Science Museum went off." Chen Tao's voice came from the side, continuing to guide the bat mite's entire thought process.
Under his guidance, the bat mite quickly used its five-dimensional divine power to create a so-called science museum.
Chen Tao spoke half a sentence first, then added the other half: "Ordinary people inside the museum scattered and fled. And the person who created all of this..."
As he spoke, he secretly observed.
"It's Bane!"
Bane, looking completely bewildered, burst out of the Science Museum's doors, clutching a can of green potion. He had just been fighting the merciless Iron Fist and the Batman who was shooting people with a gun, when he was suddenly pulled over by the Bat Mite's supernatural power and became an actor in this great show written by Chen Tao and starring the Bat Mite.
"Bane stole an experimental weapon to enhance his muscle strength!"
Chen Tao was spouting nonsense, and Bain's eyes twitched as he listened.
He would never do something as low as robbery, let alone use experiments to enhance his muscle strength.
"What the hell is muscle strength?" Bain was about to say something when he saw Chen Tao winking at him from the side.
So why not use telepathy to explain the current situation?
But isn't it just acting? Bane knows it well.
Batman blinked and gave him some Morse code, instructing him to press something on the back of his hand.
What's so difficult about this? But what's the purpose of this?
Bane looked at Batman again and told him to do as he was told, so Bane took a deep breath.
He pressed the back of his hand, pressed air, and then two canisters of venom appeared on his back.
This wasn't Bain's own creation, but rather something imagined by the bat mite.
He imagined Chen Tao's Bane based on the main universe's Bane, but what was missing? It was clearly Titan Venom.
"Look, Bane in front of Batman has Titan Venom. He's about to press his Titan Venom. After obtaining Titan Venom, he will become incredibly powerful, even capable of breaking Batman's back."
Chen Tao continued to explain, constantly imbuing the bat mite with the impression that Bane was extremely powerful. Five-dimensional beings are creatures that use imagination as their source of power, and when his imagination is scattered... what he believes will become reality.
Bain pressed it again, and this time he pressed it for real; the long-awaited Titan Venom was injected into his body.
He felt an immense power, but Bane wasn't quite sure what it was. The power was immense, yet incredibly ethereal, almost unreal. It was a strange feeling, difficult to describe in words.
"Stop him, Batman!"
Chen Tao gave the bat mite a command. Very well, now he was the narrator. Although the bat mite's five-dimensional divine power was what caused all this, it was Chen Tao who wrote the script.
As he directed the bat mite to attack Bane, he spoke in an aria-like narration: "Despite Bane's immense power—his hands could easily crush Batman's bones, his fists could easily break Batman's nose—Batman will not be defeated. He will bravely charge forward to stop this evil criminal from endangering his beloved Gotham!"
"Aaaaaah!" The muscular man transformed from a bat mite charged forward.
Bain looked to Chen Tao for help, unsure of what to do next. Seeing the bat mites rushing towards him, he felt his legs go weak.
He had just participated in the battle against the merciless iron fist, which did not mean that he had not seen the back-and-forth battle between Chen Tao and the bat mite, as well as the brides that were summoned out of thin air.
Before such a god who casually scribbles on reality like a piece of paper, the magical powers that Bane possesses are utterly insignificant.
He didn't think he could fight a five-dimensional being with his current abilities. No matter how arrogant Bain was, he never thought of such a thing.
However, Batman was knocked to the ground by Bane!
What the hell are you talking about? Help! Bain was almost numb. He stood there like a boss, watching the bat mite run towards him at normal human speed.
Bain gritted his teeth.
Are you kidding me? Me, knocking over a bat mite?
Are you sure I won't be stepped on by a bat mite and turn into a cockroach? No, I won't even be a cockroach; at best, I'll just be a tiny microorganism.
Bain almost ran away; he was under immense psychological pressure.
But trusting Batman, he rammed into him.
With a thud, when Bain opened his eyes, he saw the bat mite lying on the ground.
He really did it!
(End of this chapter)