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"Brother, really..." the half-elf muttered under his breath and hung up the phone.
……
"Oh no, now I can't touch my anime figurines."
Latis sighed sadly, then suddenly stroked his chin in thought:
"Wait, it's not like I can't touch her at all? If I touch her while she's trembling later, how will she resist my advances?"
'But Arte seems to have no idea about Seres...' Latis thought, recalling the various scenes from before.
In the simulation, she had no idea what "Brother Niu" was. Although he accidentally got it all over her in the hot spring, she wasn't embarrassed or annoyed at all, only curious...
"Oh my god, how am I supposed to ask her if she can accept this?! What if she asks me what 'SeSe' is, what am I supposed to say?!"
"As a man who taught myself sex education from a young age, I really don't know how to teach her! Am I supposed to recreate all those campus romances and classic martial arts stories for her?"
"hiss……"
Latis suddenly shuddered, a look of wisdom appearing in his eyes, and murmured:
"It doesn't seem like a bad idea after all. We have a magic network here... Wow, the more I think about it, the more feasible it seems! Once we get to Lundia, I'll immediately learn how to upload things to the magic network!"
Speaking of Lundia, he suddenly remembered the spell grenade, so he took it out of his bag and examined it again.
The spell grenade and the simulated magic engine have similar structures. They both seem to use different material combinations to create an internal circulation of magic essence with minimal attenuation. Latis fiddled with the small black cube for a bit, then regretfully confirmed that he, having dropped out of his first year, was completely incapable of disassembling and replicating it.
"The magic engine at Bogu Academy solved the problem of mages with poor aptitude absorbing only half of their magic essence, but what problem does this grenade, which stores the essence in a container after the spell is completed, aim to solve?"
He pondered silently.
"Portable? No, that's not right. A magic scroll is definitely much more portable than a grenade. Economical and practical? Impossible. The materials and construction alone cost far more than a scroll of the same spell..."
"Wait, could it be?"
Latis suddenly narrowed his eyes and guessed:
"Once the spell is formed... Magic scrolls and grimoires are similar; they inscribe the materials for constructing the spell onto a paper medium, which then reacts instantly to form the spell under the infusion of magic."
"This formation process is reflected in the magical fluctuations, so even if the user doesn't use the magic network to cast the spell, I can still see what the spell is from the cyber police's backend."
"Mages who use magic nets to cast spells rely heavily on the process of spell formation, so when I see a spell, I instantly sever the net, and their spells disintegrate."
"The only unique feature of the grenade is that it skips the spell's formation process, meaning the cyber police can't see the spell's record... Holy crap, what are they trying to do? Targeting the cyber police, they're practically destroying the Goddess of Magic!"
Latis looked serious and quickly shook his head, denying his own opinion.
"No, no, no, that shouldn't be the case. Their lives are still saved by the daily Engine spell. They couldn't be targeting the magic network. Could it be targeting the cyber police on the monster side?"
"Dad, I'm awake! I was sleeping so well!"
A crisp sound suddenly rang in Latis's mind. He paused for a moment, then asked:
"Lilia? You took a nap? Do souls need to sleep too?"
“Daddy!” Lilia’s voice suddenly rose. She hummed twice and said:
"The container has been upgraded, huh? It seems to have absorbed a monster's soul the day before! It's very powerful!"
"Oh right, it's that griffin..."
Latis suddenly remembered the Stone Muscle Rod collection he had missed, sighed regretfully, and looked toward the Eye of Herod.
[Eye of Herod (Already Synchronized): Allows two random sixth-circle spells per day (Today's spells: Arcane Gate, Otherworldly Covenant). Activates and upgrades (lv.2) after absorbing the souls of nearby high-ranking monsters that have died.]
"Wow, I got two sixes! I've suddenly become so strong!"
Latis exclaimed sincerely.
"By the way, Dad, I think the signal has disappeared!"
"What signal got lost?" Latis was taken aback.
“It’s that…” Lilia hesitated for a long time before finally finding a suitable term from her limited vocabulary, “Ruins!”
"What?! Ruins can actually grow legs and run away now?"
……
Gaia
Yashutia screamed in a frenzy, pounding on the magic furnace and cursing:
"Does being one gram off in materials really cause random product effects?! Is it really necessary to be this sensitive?!"
Latis pointed at Yashutia and laughed, unable to resist saying:
"You remind me of an old friend who always landed too aggressively... Haha, let me see what you managed to pull off... I'm blown away!"
Suddenly, the wails of the hairy-legged creatures rose from beneath their feet, and the entire alchemy hut shook violently.
With lightning-fast reflexes, Latis managed to trap himself in a vertical split. As he sensed the magical fluctuations around him, his expression gradually grew serious.
"What's going on... Emulator, start emulating me now!"
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[Atlantic time: Wednesday, 11:00 AM]
Please select a simulation program.
【Dimensional Journey (Entry Requirements: 10-50)】
【Path of the Sage (Today's attempts: 1/1)】
"You think I'm more profound than you, huh?" Latis glared at the advertisement and muttered under his breath.
"I'll deal with you later. Now, get on the path of the sage!"
The simulator text began flashing rapidly before his eyes.
You have chosen the path of the sage.
【Simulation starts】
[After several minutes of crackling earthquakes, the alchemy hut, now without its power source, was buried under rubble.]
You struggled to open the skylight in the roof and climbed out with Yashutia and the robin.
[While you were still wondering what was going on, you suddenly saw several figures wearing black hats at the edge of the collapsed pit.]
[It turns out it was the work of the Black Hat organization! After identifying them, a notification for the commission instantly appeared in your magic network backend.]
You feel a little more at ease now, because the creation of the mission means that the nearby cyber police will arrive immediately. If you can survive this period, your chances of being rescued are still quite high.
You breathed a sigh of relief, deciding to pretend you didn't know them, acting like an innocent bystander, hoping to get away with it by being naive.
However, you miscalculated. This isn't a place where a few people crouching together can be considered a successful infiltration. The black-hatted sorcerers seemed quite surprised to see you; you could hear their unrestrained conversation.
"That long-legged house seems to have appeared on the organization's list of subordinates?" "Isn't that person in the cloak a member of the Demon Squad?"
[Your heart skipped a beat. Were you all really that conspicuous? Indeed, a man as outstanding as you, no matter where you are, shines like a firefly in the darkness—so bright, so exceptional.]
"Who is that strange man?" you suddenly heard the black-hatted sorcerers ask. You grinned, bracing yourself for their astonishment, only to hear them continue, "I don't know. Is he some kind of alchemist's weapon? Anyway, he looks pretty weird. Let's kill him."
You immediately flew into a rage, completely forgetting about hiding your identity and any preconceived notions about having connections, and pointed at them, shouting, "Interdimensional Oath!"
Just as you were waiting for super units like the Demon Lord or War Angels to arrive, a small hand crawled out from a dimensional rift, followed by a pink-skinned loli with small wings on her back and ram's horns on her head falling from the sky.
You stared in disbelief as she sighed and rubbed her bottom, and couldn't help but ask, "Who are you sending this to? Where's my Demon Lord? Where's my War Angel?"
The pink-skinned loli glared at you angrily, waving her fist and shouting, "What do you think this otherworldly oath is? You want to choose your hero? There are rumors all over the place that your world has disgraced the Demon Lord! You bastard, it's already a miracle that I, the Succubus Chief, have accepted the summons!"
"Alright," you asked, squinting, "Your Excellency Succubus, what skills do you possess? Hellfire Shout? Fireball?"
"So violent, so vulgar!" The succubus loli gave you a disdainful look, fluttered her little wings and flew to your side, stomping her bare pink feet on your face, and said with her hands on her hips, "I, can, make, love!"
"..."
Latis stared silently at the simulated text, then sighed wistfully.
"My brother has become a lover, but you're still the same as ever, my old friend..."
"What the hell!" he shouted, his middle finger outstretched, tears welling in his eyes, as the ground crackled and trembled.
"Stop fucking weaving the main text into abstract concepts!"
Chapter 78 Someone's Sasaeng Fan (Part 2)
Before you could even assess the succubus loli's combat strength, the black-hat sorcerer's control spell was already nearing completion. In the blink of an eye, you disconnected all the black-hat sorcerers whose names had been revealed from the internet. No wonder you've been single for thirty years—oh, I'm not single anymore...
Just as you were congratulating yourself on breaking through the Black Hat Warlock's attack once again, you suddenly heard a commotion among them. Someone was shouting, "Damn! He's a cyber cop!" "Activate Plan B immediately!"
[Hundreds of prompts instantly appear before your eyes, a flood of useless spells filling your field of vision. For a moment, you are completely unable to select any truly lethal spells to intercept them!]
[First-level folk spell - Whispering Spell: During the spell's duration, every word you utter will be considered part of the spell's effect, and the mental damage caused is related to the volume of your voice.]
[You groaned in pain amidst a cacophony like a 3D surround sound of bumblebees swarming around you. It was DDoS! The Black Hat Warlock had launched a DDoS attack on you!]
In a moment of desperation, without thinking, you immediately used a secret technique, teleporting two hundred meters backward, along with Yashutia, the robin, and the succubus clinging to your back in a scream.
However, the black-hat warlocks' animosity towards the cyber police didn't dissipate just because you left their aggro range; they tore open teleportation scrolls and gave chase.
You gritted your teeth, cursing at the useless succubus, and swung your fist, as big as a casserole dish, straight at the black-hatted warlock, shouting, "Normal Combo Punch!"
Unfortunately, you've witnessed for the first time the powerlessness of a warrior against a mage. With their magical shields and ability to fly at will, even your most serious punch, risking your entire career, is futile. Of course, it's also possible that you're so weak and powerless because you haven't gone bald yet.
Now you finally understand why, in the previous simulation, Mitu, a sixth-ring mage, was defeated by a horde of weaker enemies. Even you, who could burrow and weave like an eel, were inevitably injured in the interplay of spells and rendered unable to fight.
As expected, even cyber police were almost completely powerless to resist after being targeted and ambushed; one person's spell slots cannot simultaneously counter various forms of targeting.
[At this moment, as you watch the black-hatted sorcerers gradually closing in, though you are still coughing up blood, your back remains ramrod straight. You, who have never known fear, would rather die standing than live on your knees.]
"Gulp, just kill me." Upon hearing this, you instantly lost your composure and looked at the succubus loli sprawled on the ground beside you. Her pale pink face revealed her dejection towards the current situation, life, and career. She shouted:
"As the future succubus queen of the evil spirit world, I'm going to die here before I even make my first sale. I'm so unwilling to accept this!"
A murmur arose among the black-hat sorcerers, followed by a statement: "Our Black Hat organization has always maintained good relations with the sworn brothers of the evil spirit realm. We will spare your life today; if you simply say a few good words for us to your elders, we will release you."
"The Succubus Queen would never fawn over a bunch of pigs..." the succubus loli muttered, then cleared her throat, stammered "Okay, okay," and slipped away.