Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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Instead, it made her wonder if she was the one who was abnormal.

By the time they realized what was happening, Xia Yan was already far away.

Shinobu Kocho quickly jogged a few steps to catch up.

"Wait a minute, why are you with my sister?!"

"Because you're not strong enough. If I hand it over to you, and Kanae really loses her mind, you won't be able to control her. Instead, you'll put yourself in danger."

Xia Yan raised an eyebrow and gave Shinobu a crooked smile, which immediately infuriated her.

Before Shinobu could get angry, she continued:

"Besides, the fact that a 'Pillar' has become a demon can't be hidden any longer. If other Demon Slayer members try to kill her, you won't have the strength to protect Kanae!"

"Considering various factors, I will temporarily take in the former 'Flower Pillar' Kanae Kocho."

Xia Yan said righteously, and if it weren't for the lecherous smile on his lips, Shinobu Kocho would probably have believed him.

"I object!" Shinobu Kocho shouted.

"Objection overruled! I am the Storm Pillar. If you want to offer any opinions, you should at least wait until you become a 'Pillar,' you little Rank A swordsman, Shinobu Kocho!"

"Alright then, I'll accept you as my sister!"

After leaving those words, Xia Yan's figure disappeared from the spot like a gentle breeze.

Only the butterfly remained, glaring angrily at the spot where he had just been standing.

Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Chosen One of the Hentai World

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "I really miss it. It feels like it's been so long since I've been here. It's like a lifetime ago..."

Within the [Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space], gazing at this pure white space, the familiar bronze round table, and the remarkably similar faces around him, Xia Yan, the Demon Slayer, spoke with emotion.

JOJO Natsuhiko: "Indeed, a lot has happened to me too. I'm about to land in Egypt to kill Dio, and I'm getting a little excited about it."

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Huh? You just set off when we last met, and you haven't even arrived in Egypt yet. It hasn't been that long at all!?"

Pirate Natsuhiko: "That brat is as troublesome as ever..."

Ajin Natsuhiko: "YYSY, indeed."

Hokage Natsuhiko: "Every time we gathered here before, it seemed like new versions of ourselves from different worlds would arrive, which means..."

Before the words were finished, two familiar, star-studded passages, like chrysanthemums, reappeared and suddenly produced two figures that bore a striking resemblance to Xia Yan and his companions.

One of them looked exactly like an ordinary Japanese high school student.

No.

Just by looking at his attire, which resembles that of a Japanese high school student, one can prove that he is no ordinary person.

After all, he embodies two of the three most dangerous professions in the world: a time traveler from China, a high school student from Japan, and a homeless person from America.

This life is destined to be anything but ordinary.

The high school student, Xia Yan, was handsome with delicate features and a broad back.

Despite being 1.97 meters tall and having a slightly wicked look in his eyes, he exudes a gentle and kind aura when he smiles.

Compared to him, the other Xia Yan seems much more reliable.

He is 1.97 meters tall, wearing a well-fitting high-end suit, and has a friendly smile that makes people feel comfortable.

Although it wasn't obvious, you could tell he was wearing makeup.

It gives the impression of being overly refined.

And her walking and standing postures seemed to be the result of special training, exuding elegance with a hint of...sexiness?

While it might be inappropriate to describe himself as "sexy," Xia Yan in this suit certainly gives off that strange vibe.

It doesn't seem like they're doing any respectable work.

Both of Xia Yan's seemed quite clever. As soon as they landed, they basically guessed what was going on. Although their eyes showed some surprise, they also understood.

Pirate Xia Yan, the eternal prisoner, tapped twice on the bronze round table, drawing all of Xia Yan's attention.

"The two newcomers have probably guessed what's going on. After all, with our intelligence and knowledge, we should be able to understand the current situation easily."

"Given the increasing number of people, let's skip the unnecessary introductions and get straight to the sharing!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lao Er, who had spent the most time with the pirate Xia Yan and had the best understanding with him, immediately activated the sharing function.

The familiar sense of comfort once again swept over Xia Yan's mind and body.

The identities of these two new members who had just joined the team were naturally known to all of Xia Yan's group.

Dressed in a suit and tie with light makeup, Xia Yan was clearly not engaged in any respectable job.

The moment he was blasted away by the Transformer, he found himself in a world utterly shameless—Gintama.

However, he did not associate with those shameless tough guys who could fight alien technology head-on with samurai swords. Born into an ordinary family, he grew up poor but healthy.

With his outstanding looks and physical condition, as well as his humble and eager-to-learn attitude, he became one of the top three famous male hosts in Kabukicho.

In other words, a male prostitute!

However, at this moment, the Natsuhiko fans obviously didn't have time to complain about Natsuhiko's identity in Gintama; they were already attracted by the illustrious experiences of the high school student Natsuhiko.

As expected, every high school student in Japan is extraordinary.

The world that this high school student, Xia Yan, transmigrated to is—hentai!

There's no specific concept of any particular series; it's more of a mixed worldview. From tentacles to hypnosis, from married women to lolis, from humans to ghost stories, you can find characters that fit all sorts of genres.

If the experiences of other Xia Yans were mostly filled with hardship and torment, then this kid was going further and further down a completely different path that brought her human happiness.

Moreover, they started acting inhumanely from childhood.

For some unknown reason, or perhaps due to the nature of the world itself.

He showed extraordinary talent from kindergarten onwards.

Not only is its size far larger than that of ordinary people, but its performance is also top-notch, and its battery life is exceptionally long, easily lasting up to two hours even for demanding games.

It also supports fast charging; you can charge it for one minute and get two hours of use.

Moreover, the women in that world seem to have an inexplicable tendency to give away things for free.

She would always give him all sorts of strange excuses, such as getting stuck in the washing machine, being crushed by the bed board, getting stuck in a dog hole, or even just being drunk and acting crazy.

This treatment, akin to being the son of the world, made his daily life exceptionally fulfilling and busy.

Just as he entered junior high school and lamented that his health was deteriorating day by day, he was inexplicably captured by a female mad scientist and subjected to human modification experiments.

From then on, he not only completely transformed into a human perpetual motion machine, but also became free from the constraints of whether he could or could not have any other option but to think or not.

They also possess two extraordinary abilities.

One of its names is "Anime Volume".

Please use your imagination to determine the specific functions.

Secondly, bodily fluids have the function of inexplicably increasing the sensitivity of the other person.

After successfully seducing the female PhD and gaining his freedom, he stepped into some extraordinary world.

Magical girls, urban legends, hellish female demons, isekai heroines—all of that is a joke, until one day he encounters a witch with masochistic tendencies and yandere traits…

He awakened his cheat ability in a critical moment and arrived at this [Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space].

Chapter Ninety-Eight: Cyber ​​Xia Yan is the Real Potential Boss

Half an hour passed, and the entire [Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space] remained quiet.

All of Xia Yan's expressions showed that they were completely absorbed in their memories.

It took them quite a while to recover.

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Gintama Natsuhiko, who had just arrived at the [Natsuhiko Mutual Aid Space], immediately knelt down in front of Hentai Natsuhiko.

"Godfather! No! Father, you are my real father!"

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Damn, as expected of someone from the Gintama world, he's even less principled than me!"

Xia Yan didn't say anything, but just looked over with a condescending gaze.

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Demon Slayer Natsuhiko also knelt down in front of him in a prostration posture.

"Dad, I was just jealous of him. He actually stole my chance to be your number one son!"

Pirate Xia Yan: "Shameless!"

Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko: "Shameless!"

Ajin Natsuhiko: "Heh~tui~!"

Seeing his shameless appearance, the rest of Xia Yan and his group covered their faces, making expressions of disbelief.

Xia Yan looked around, his body trembled, his eyes widened, and he exuded an aura of a cool, arrogant, and awesome winner in life.

"Dad!" ×11

The next second, all eleven Xia Yans present knelt down in front of him.

Even the usually serious and gossipy JOJO Natsuhiko, the coolest Demon Eye Natsuhiko, and the most relaxed Rogue Natsuhiko are no exception.

For a moment, the entire [Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space] was filled with the sound of fathers.

Sure enough, no matter what life experiences a man has, he harbors a desire to become the male protagonist of an adult anime.

Although he has just arrived at [Xia Yan's Mutual Aid Space], Xia Yan has already established himself as the leader of the group.

After a period of playful interaction between father and son, Xia Yan and his friends, having had their fill of fun, all became serious.

The twelve Xia Yans sat around the bronze round table, giving the impression of a meeting of the Knights of the Round Table.

Pirate Natsuhiko: "Although a new big shot has arrived, we can't neglect serious matters. So—"