radicalducati Chapter 81 The Purple King
Chapter 81 The Purple King
"What's wrong? Is something the matter?" Zhao Hai asked as he watched Li Meier walk over while the group of extraordinary beings chatted.
"Mr. Zhao, I noticed your car was damaged during the battle with the supernatural beings! I came to ask you, would you... would you like to ride in the same car as us?" With other Transcendent beings in the convoy present, and knowing her words could easily lead to misunderstandings, she felt somewhat embarrassed as she spoke.
In fact, Li Meier's thoughts were quite simple. She knew that if Zhao Hai had any interest in the two sisters, he would have made a move long ago, given his extraordinary status.
There was a reason why she wanted to invite Zhao Hai to ride in their car.
First of all, with Zhao Hai in their car, safety is definitely guaranteed, no other considerations.
Secondly, with Zhao Hai in their car, she can get more information and intelligence from him!
This is a kind of good thing that many people long for.
If she could think of this, others naturally could too. So, she took advantage of the time when the convoy stopped to rest and immediately came over to invite Zhao Hai.
Before Zhao Hai could even speak, Xu Wenchu couldn't resist his gossipy nature.
"Hey! Hai Zi, that's impressive! It's only been a short while, and a beautiful woman has already invited you into her car. What are you hesitating for? Just say yes!"
"Yeah, Zhao Hai, you're really lucky with the ladies! You're got a lot of admirers!" Su Wanyue said with a hint of jealousy.
"Captain Xu, don't just talk about me! You're the captain of the team, you must have more suitors than me! How come I haven't seen you pick one to try?" Zhao Hai couldn't stand Xu Wenchu's smug look of watching him make a fool of himself, so he directly confronted him.
Zhao Hai now understood why Su Wanyue liked to tease Xu Wenchu so much.
Xu Wenchu is just too deserving of a beating!
As for what Su Wanyue said, he selectively ignored it.
"I appreciate your offer! I won't ride in the same car as you!" Zhao Hai also refused Li Meier's offer.
"Excuse me!" After saying that, Li Meier turned and left.
Li Meier wasn't the only smart one. Not long after, Chen Zhifu also shamelessly came over and asked Zhao Hai if he wanted to ride in the same car with him.
Zhao Hai was speechless at this.
No way! Li Meier is a beauty, after all. What are you doing here, old man Chen Zhifu, getting involved?
Therefore, Chen Zhifu was also ruthlessly rejected by Zhao Hai!
Zhao Hai originally thought this matter would end with Chen Zhifu, but he didn't expect that Chen Wen, that little brat, would also come and join in the fun.
I have some meager acquaintance with Chen Zhifu and Li Meier! What do I have to do with you, Chen Wen! Who do you think you are!
So Zhao Hai simply replied, "Get lost!"
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"No, Zhao Hai! Can you please stop blowing that lousy whistle?"
Xu Wenchu, who was driving in the driver's seat, looked in the rearview mirror at Zhao Hai sleeping in the back seat with his legs crossed, and couldn't help but complain about Zhao Hai.
"No way! Captain Xu, you drive your car! What business is it of yours if I blow the whistle!" Zhao Hai pouted.
"Get lost! Your whistle is disturbing my driving!"
"Aunt Zhou, when Captain Xu is driving, do you talk to him and disturb his driving?" Zhao Hai ignored Xu Wenchu and spoke to Zhou Qingya, who was sitting in the passenger seat.
"Um...no, not at all!" Zhou Qingya hesitated for a moment before speaking.
"Did you hear that, Captain Xu? Aunt Zhou talking to you doesn't affect your driving at all, so how is it that my whistle affecting your driving?" Zhao Hai said, pursing his lips.
Then, he ignored Xu Wenchu and continued blowing his whistle.
I have to say, it feels so good not having to drive myself!
Lying alone on the three back seats, whistling and humming a song, life couldn't be more enjoyable!
"Zhao Hai! I'll fuck your mother! If you whistle again, you can drive this car!"
"Captain Xu! Don't say such unrealistic things. You are the one in the leadership line. What would it look like if I drove? What if we go the wrong way and end up in some weird place? What would we do then!"
"You can't have such irresponsible thoughts! You're the team leader, how can you think like that!" Zhao Hai lectured Xu Wenchu.
At this moment, Zhao Hai strongly suspected that Xu Wenchu, that old charlatan, was looking down on him because he seemed too relaxed.
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It wasn't until 8 p.m. that Xu Wenchu led the convoy to a stop.
"Xu Wenzhu! You bastard! I'll fuck your grandpa! You're such a grown man! Still playing such childish games! Aren't you childish?!" Zhao Hai cursed angrily.
Xu Wenchu was right next to the car. He had heard Zhao Hai's angry curses a long time ago and had been laughing loudly the whole time!
"It's ruined! My handsome face has been ruined by that bastard Xu Wenzhu!" Zhao Hai looked at the big purple turtle painted on his face in the rearview mirror, and he felt like dying.
Xu Wenchu led the convoy for several hours, and Zhao Hai, bored, fell asleep in the back seat of the car.
Unexpectedly, that bastard Xu Wenchu took advantage of him while he was sleeping and drew a big turtle on his face with solid potassium permanganate.
Anyone who has been to high school knows that if solid potassium permanganate gets on your skin, the purple color won't fade for several days.
In other words, it will take at least a few days for the turtle-like mark on Zhao Hai's face to disappear!
"Hey! How come a big purple turtle has snuck into the convoy?" Xu Wenchu immediately mocked as he saw Zhao Hai get out of the car.
"Hahaha! Zhao Hai! You look like that, it's hilarious! Hahaha..." Seeing the purple turtle on Zhao Hai's face, Su Wanyue also clutched her stomach and laughed heartily.
Not only Su Wanyue, but even the old man, seeing Zhao Hai like this, couldn't help but put down the potted cabbage he was planting and burst into laughter.
Seeing everyone laughing heartily, Zhao Hai also had a dark expression.
After a while, the group stopped laughing.
Not long after, Chen Zhifu also came over.
Seeing the purple turtle-like marks on Zhao Hai's face, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hai...Brother Hai! What do you want?"
Chen Zhifu was summoned by Wang Changjin at Zhao Hai's request.
"You could smile even more!"
Seeing Chen Zhifu's appearance, Zhao Hai spoke coldly.
"I'm sorry, Brother Hai!" Chen Zhifu immediately suppressed his smile.
"If I remember correctly, you seem to have some face masks!"
"Yes, Brother Hai, I'll go get it for you right away!"
After saying that, he ignored Zhao Hai and ran straight to his car.