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Chapter 272 The Magnetic Bomb is Launched!

"Zawarudo—stealing chickens and Mare!"

Om-!

The whole world suddenly stopped at his feet.

The blood-gu worms flying everywhere were frozen in the dark night sky, and even the patterns on their wings were clearly visible; the flickering torchlight solidified into clumps of motionless wax, and even the flying sparks hung in mid-air, completely still.

Tap, tap, tap...

In the quiet village, a series of crisp footsteps echoed.

"Oh dear, that was a close call!"

The blond man stood with his hands in his pockets, his arm muscles taut, displaying a smooth and powerful physique.

He strolled leisurely past the panicked villagers.

Those deep brown eyes swept across the entire room, and everything in the world seemed to become a petite little girl in his eyes.

He walked behind the little Shangguan Yunyan, reached out, and precisely pinched the blood worm that had climbed up her neck and was opening its bloody mouth wide.

"What an ugly thing, it looks like a cockroach..."

Jiang Ling pursed her lips and gently pinched the skin with her fingertips.

The hard insect shell, strong enough to withstand hundreds of kilograms of impact, shattered into powder in his hands like an eggshell.

He looked around and straightened up.

The gilded cardboard hood, like a nanotech suit, instantly covered his head, while the crimson cloak fluttered and shone brightly in the dim candlelight of the village.

"It's been a long time since I've used Overlord Color."

Jiang Ling raised his head and shouted in a deep voice, "Conqueror's Haki—! Release!"

His dark brown pupils suddenly turned crimson, and an invisible, terrifying pressure spread out from his flowing blond hair.

Even in realms where time stands still.

This oppressive force swept across the entire swarm of insects like a tsunami.

He walked step by step to Shangguan Yunque, who was slumped on the ground, squatted down and gently picked her up. He pried open her tightly pursed lips with his fingertips and lowered his head to kiss her.

The girl's first kiss was sweet and moist, with a hint of sweet potato fragrance...

A drop of saliva, mixed with pure life energy, slid down the lips and teeth.

It also landed on her dying natal Gu worm.

"Time begins to flow—!"

Om-!

An invisible wave swept through the entire White Immortal Village, and time seemed to be playing like a video.

The circulation has resumed.

"Sister—!" Shangguan Yunyan looked up, terrified, and burst into tears.

"Run... Sister... uh... ugh—!"

Just a second ago, Shangguan Yunque thought he was going to die.

He was paralyzed on the ground, too weak to even lift his arm.

The next second, I was enveloped in a warm and strong embrace.

So warm...

Wait, it's so soft and wet...

She snapped back to her senses, her eyes widening in shame and indignation. She pushed hard against the man's chest with both hands, displaying extreme resistance: "Ugh...who are you, you scoundrel, you lunatic..."

"It's me." Jiang Ling removed his hood, revealing a sunny, handsome, and cheerful face. He smiled and said, "Long time no see, junior..."

"Nervous... God... God... God!"

Shangguan Yunque recognized him, his eyes widening in surprise.

The next second, it coiled around him like a python, as if it wanted to suck all his saliva clean.

Jiang Ling: (›´ω`‹)?

"Brother Ling... he's so warm, I love him so much..."

She buried her little head in his chest and snuggled against him, wishing she could stick directly to him and become a human hand warmer.

"Yes, we received news that you had gone missing, so we came here specifically to rescue you."

At the mention of saving lives, Shangguan Yunque suddenly shuddered, only then remembering that he had a younger sister on the verge of death, and cried out in a trembling voice:

"Sister—!"

However, what awaited her was not the bloody scene of her sister having her neck bitten off by the blood worm.

"Ah... Sister... is kissing me, so shy... mmm..."

Shangguan Yunyan covered her flushed face and her short fingers to cover her eyes, but she couldn't help but peek curiously through her fingers at the strange older brother who was holding her older sister.

The older sister and the older brother kissed!

I'd only ever seen this kind of thing in TV dramas before; I'd heard that kissing someone on the lips could result in pregnancy...

Is my sister's belly going to get bigger too?

"Huh?"

Shangguan Yunque was completely dumbfounded, her mouth agape wide enough to fit an egg.

She looked up and saw that the blood worms that had just swarmed in like a tidal wave had all exploded and died in an instant.

Dark green insect corpses were scattered all over the ground, not a single one was left alive.

The panicked villagers looked up, their faces filled with shock and disbelief.

"What about those blood worms?"

"It's red bean paste."

Shangguan Yunque: ૮៸៸៸ºᗜº៸៸៸ა

It took her a while to come to her senses. She immediately hugged Jiang Ling's neck and shook him, then curled up limply in his arms.

"Brother Ling, your saliva can cure illnesses, right...? Ugh... my head is a little dizzy again..."

"Please give them a little more treatment!"

……

Inside the makeshift tents at the foot of the mountain, screams of "Aaaaaaah!" echoed.

The strategist, Gu Yue Ruoshui, suddenly spat out blood, which splattered three feet deep.

Then came a loud bang!

He was like a watermelon with a time bomb inside him.

It exploded violently from the inside out, splattering blood and bone fragments all over the ground.

The overwhelming swarm of blood-gu worms was all controlled by him using his innate spiritual power.

In an instant, they were all wiped out!

The resulting terrifying psychological backlash.

It directly burst his internal organs and skull.

"What?!"

Gu Yue Fang Yun had just received news from his subordinates that the Blood Gu worm swarm had been completely wiped out, and then he watched helplessly as his strategist exploded and died.

Suddenly, he was so frightened that his legs went weak, and he collapsed to the ground with a thud, his lips trembling uncontrollably.

"Could it be that the ancient willow tree has regained its former glory?"

"No, that's impossible!"

"Legend has it that her soul was shattered by 'Heaven' long ago, so how could she possibly regain her full power so easily?!"

"Besides, if she had really recovered, she would have wiped our existence out completely from the causal level with a single slap..."

Gu Yuefang muttered to himself, his face ashen white: "What on earth is going on..."

There must be a fatal mistake somewhere!

He roared suddenly towards the outside of the tent: "Aniu! Take some men and go there immediately..."

boom--!

Suddenly, a violent explosion came from outside the tent. Judging from the sound, it was the sound of a high-explosive grenade. The continuous booming was also mixed with the shrill screams of his men.

"Could they be someone from the Great Xia military?!"

Gu Yuefangyun bit his tongue hard, forcing himself to calm down. "No, there's no new information coming from our inside lines... Those Great Xia people should still be deployed at the border..."

"Oh, there's still one fish that slipped through the net."

Wang Yuhao flung open the tent flap, a kind smile on his simple face, but his tone was as cold as ice:

"Magnetic bomb, launch!"

With a flick of his finger, a dark object flew out and landed precisely on Gu Yuefangyun's black robe.

Gu Yuefangyun looked down and saw what was on his robe; his face instantly turned green.

"You're fucking disgusting..."

The words hadn't even been spoken yet.

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the blinding light that suddenly shone on the black robe.

Followed by.

boom--!

The towering flames blew the entire tent away.

Gu Yuefangyun...died on the spot.

After looking around and confirming there were no survivors, Wang Yuhao stepped on Gu Yuefangyun's corpse and squatted down.

"My name is Wang Yuhao, codename 'Weilong', male, 22 years old, an A-level superhuman, originally from Unit 2, Building 7, Huixia Shaocheng, Tianfu Square, Tianfu City, Sichuan Province..."

I work for the 749th Bureau, a secret unit of the Great Xia military...

My hidden skill is that I can turn my own secretions into bombs; for example, my boogers can turn into magnetic bombs...

My hobby is to stand on the corpses of enemies after completing a mission, introduce myself, and tell them about my hidden skills...

The director and deputy director both said I was perfectly normal…

Gu Yuefangyun: ...

"666, not saying anything, just acting aloof."