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Jiang Xiao felt a bit confused, like waking up at 3 a.m. and then wanting to go back to sleep.
Over there!
The clown has reappeared.
He stared at Jiang Xiao with a strange look in his eyes.
Jiang Xiao returned his smile with a friendly one.
Just then, the rotten flesh on the ground rapidly grew larger, quickly reaching the size of a heavy truck, and the eyeball also grew to the size of a coffee table, about to slam down on Jiang Xiao's head.
"Fuck!"
Jiang Xiao took a step back, hastily dodging the strange thing's attack.
Seeing his performance, the Joker patted his chest and flashed his signature smile.
The clown, perhaps recalling something happy, clutched his stomach and laughed so hard he couldn't straighten up.
"Snapped!"
A loud slap and a burning, throbbing pain on his face interrupted the clown's maniacal laughter.
He looked up, bewildered.
Pennywise met Jiang Xiao's wise gaze.
"I hate it when people call me a child because I am an adult, a healthy adult in both mind and body. I hope you can respect me."
clown:"?"
wrong
No, no, something looks a bit like a split.
The clown took a step back and then disappeared.
He ran away?
"Jiang Xiao! What happened to you just now?!"
An urgent call made him abandon his search for the clown man; it was Yu Tianci.
"Dean? Where's your cosplay outfit? You changed costumes pretty quickly."
What kind of cosplay outfit?
Yu Tianci scratched his bald spot in confusion, while the other mental patients around him were equally bewildered.
"What happened to you just now? You were shouting and yelling, you scared us to death."
"No way," Jiang Xiao thought about it carefully and felt that his behavior just now was normal. "But you, shameless old man, you didn't want to cosplay as Squidward before, and now you're cosplaying as a zombie."
"You kid."
Dean Yu shook his head and smiled helplessly. He was already used to Jiang Xiao's nonsensical remarks.
"But is this what you mean by zombies?"
"click"
suddenly!
Yu Tianci's body twisted in an unsettling way, his back contorted downwards to a point where his spine could break, his legs passing through his hands.
It may sound strange, but that's the truth.
"Yoga?"
"what?"
Is it yoga?
Yu Tianci:
"enough!"
An angry shout came from behind Jiang Xiao.
Turning around again, it was the Joker; he was back?
"Wait, buddy, where did you just go? You appeared and disappeared like a ghost, did you practice the Lingbo Weibu (a martial arts technique)?"
"What 'Lingbo Weibu'? There's no such thing! You wretched brat, you've completely enraged me! I swear to Our Lady of Mary, apart from the day my uncle caught me stealing an apple pie when I was a child, today is the worst day I've ever had!"
The clown was panting heavily, seemingly both angry and exhausted.
Ok?
What about people?
The clown's eyes widened. Where was that damned human who had just been in front of him?
"Hey, I'm behind you."
What?
The clown turns around
"Snapped!"
It's the same spot, the same force.
The second big punch even made the Joker forget to think for a moment.
"Uh, well, actually I didn't mean to hit you. I just wanted to prove to you that I can also use the Lingbo Weibu technique."
Wang Defa? !
"What are you talking about?! What 'Lingbo Weibu'?"
"Uh, do you use the 'Snow-Treading Without a Trace' technique? I practice the 'Lingbo Weibu' technique, um, you probably practiced it in your dreams like me, right? That old bastard Dean Qingshan still doesn't believe me."
What and what?
Looking at the clown who was standing motionless and beginning to question his existence, Jiang Xiao felt that he probably still didn't quite believe what he had said.
Chapter 457 Forgetting
The clown felt a blur before his eyes.
not good!
"Snapped!"
Another slap.
"Now you should believe me, right? I have this ability to move quickly, just like you."
"Shet."
"You scold me?"
"No!"
Watching the man disappear once again, the clown covered his right cheek in horror.
"Idiot, who said I only slap your right cheek every time?"
Ok?
"Snapped!"
Yes, this time it's my left cheek.
"No, no, stop right now! I need to sort out my thoughts. Oh no, this is all really bad."
"Wrong?" Jiang Xiao's expression turned somewhat grim. "Only the Lingbo Weibo account you're using is correct, and the one I'm using is wrong?"
Watching Jiang Xiao disappear again, the clown could only helplessly cover his swollen face and look around in surprise and uncertainty.
Good news: This time he definitely won't be able to slap himself in the face.
Good news: Actually, the attack methods are not limited to the big hole.
Fortunately, Jiang Xiao did not intend to solve the problem with violence, because the book said that reason should be used to persuade people.
"Ho~tui!"
Accompanied by a sound that sent a shiver down the clown's spine, a warm, even slightly smelly, yellow phlegm shot onto his forehead.
"Water of Truth, how about it? Not bad, huh?"
clown:.
He felt insulted, and he wanted to slap back hard.
But she was also worried that this pervert in front of her would lick her palm.
After some deliberation, accompanied by a furious roar, the clown's figure vanished once more.
Looking at the spot where he left, Jiang Xiao felt a little regretful. He had finally met a like-minded person and wanted to have a good chat with him.
"Jiang Xiao! What happened to you just now?!"
Huh?