I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Sun Wei stared in shock at the two lumps in front of her.

Under their mother's watchful eye, the two little ones calmed down and rubbed their chubby, short hands shyly.

Bai Yi: ( )òó ( )

"mom?"

Mu Xitang: ( ) ( )

"Mother?"

Sun Wei: "?"

If it weren't for the fact that her facial features still vaguely retained their previous cuteness and her voice hadn't changed, Sun Wei really might not have been able to accept it.

"You're telling me they've only gained a little weight?!"

"Nobody believes it! I don't believe it either! I gained weight in just one week, three weeks in two weeks, and now, after just over a month, I'm like this."

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The two little ones stared longingly at Sun Wei, looking like they wanted to move but dared not.

Not only did they not think there was anything wrong with their overeating, they also felt that they had been greatly wronged.

Under their pitiful gazes, Sun Wei finally slowly accepted reality.

"Actually, being a little chubby is good; it makes you look even cuter!"

'Really!' x2

“Of course it’s true.” Sun Wei picked them up and laughed, “They feel better when they’re a little chubby.”

Hearing their mother praise them like that, the grievances on their faces immediately disappeared, and they beamed with joy.

Because of the excess fat on her face, her originally bright and watery eyes turned into slits when she smiled or squeezed them together.

Jiang Xiao, with a dark expression, walked to the side and questioned a group of elderly men and women.

"What's going on here? How did you manage to fatten them up like this?"

They certainly wouldn't admit to Jiang Xiao's accusations.

"Where is it fat?"

"That's right, even the wife said that he's cuter when he's a little chubby."

"Exactly, chubby kids look healthier, right?"

Being a little chubby is definitely cute.

But isn't this a bit outrageous?

Although their figures changed a lot the last two times they came out, the total increase was not as dramatic as this time.

Meanwhile, Sun Wei was already cuddling with the two little ones.

"Okay, Mom will cook you sauerkraut fish, spicy blood curd, and braised tofu later. Whatever you want to eat, Mom will cook it for you!"

"Great!"

This scene moved many elderly people to tears.

At the same time, he didn't forget to put down Jiang Xiao.

"Look at other mothers, they don't mind their kids being chubby, you're just making a fuss!"

"Yes, look at this scene of a loving mother and filial daughter, it's so touching."

A loving mother and a filial daughter?

At the crucial moment, Dr. Su Ming came over and told Jiang Xiao the general situation.

"That's right. Before, they only showed off a lot during the day, but now I don't know why, they keep coming to your room in the middle of the night, and they're going to eat boxes and boxes of snacks."

"By the way, I don't know who taught them, but they also learned how to order takeout, specializing in barbecue, and they even learned how to drink beer." Nurse Bai Jie added, "I guessed it when I saw the big green beer bottle under your bed while cleaning the room, I didn't see them drinking it with my own eyes."

Beer and barbecue?

hiss?

Jiang Xiao had a toothache and felt that the two of them were living lives that were infinitely better than hers.

But why eat it in your room?

Their appetites have no limits; theoretically, they could eat as much as they wanted.

at this time.

He Mengyao, who had been silent all along, walked over with a frown, indicating that the two of them hadn't been tormenting their classmates lately.

"This is good!"

At least you've changed your most fatal bad habit, haven't you?

Jiang Xiao had already made up her mind that if the two of them continued to bully their classmates, she would have Sun Wei slap them across the face, knowing that Sun Wei's fiery temper would not tolerate it.

Unlike myself, I can't bring myself to do it.

“But,” He Mengyao added, “they still didn’t finish their homework on time. I chased after them to make them do it, but they wouldn’t. They even started sleeping in class! They’d sleep for most of the day! They don’t act like kids at all. They’re so listless.”

He Mengyao can't help but get angry just thinking about this!

As a national treasure-level hypnosis master, I spend all my energy on outsmarting these two brats!

Previously, I had planned to guide the two of them and then let them unconsciously assist in the treatment of Jiang Xiao's mental illness.

It's fine now~

If I keep teaching like this, I might end up going insane myself.

"Ok?"

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows in confusion.

He didn't feel anything when he heard the first half. He was going to sleep and not doing his homework. It didn't really matter. If he didn't like studying, he shouldn't be forced.

Furthermore, given their mastery of quantum reading methods, why would they need to learn kindergarten knowledge?

All I want is for them to receive a good education in the new century, so that when they grow up they can have the same correct values ​​as me and become useful members of society.

But when he heard that Mu Xitang and Bai Yi were sleeping in class during the day and were listless.

Then I think about how I used to go to my room every night and eat a ton of snacks.

Do these two play video games in his room all night long?

Or is it the kind where you eat and fight at the same time?

Otherwise, how do you explain why the two of them didn't stay in their own rooms but went to Jiang Xiao's room? Wasn't it just for that computer?

The mother and daughter reunited nearby, displaying their motherly love and filial piety.

Jiang Xiao couldn't bear to ruin it, so he went back to his room alone first.

Proficiently enter the power-on password.

"Fuck!"

The huge, colorful icons that greeted Jiang Xiao's eyes initially made him think that the two kids had randomly downloaded seven or eight antivirus programs and were having a solo battle with each other.

But upon closer inspection, it is clearly not.

They're all just random browser games and mini-games.

Okay, it's confirmed.

this time.

Mu Xiaoyu and Bai Yi stayed up all night playing computer games.

Meanwhile, the flavors of snacks, drinks, barbecue, and beer were definitely never-ending.

They might be able to fool others, but the lingering scent in the air could not possibly escape the notice of Jiang Xiao, whose five senses were extraordinary.

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this.

Given Jiang Xiao's temper, he would definitely give them a good verbal reprimand.

But after experiencing these lessons...

Jiang Xiao also deeply understood a truth: he was not cut out for taking care of children.

Stubborn to the end, refusing to change despite repeated warnings, and even seems to be pushing their luck.

The good news is that this time we might be able to find someone to help us out.

Relying on the old men in the military compound and the elderly people in the mental hospital is completely useless.

They'll spoil these little brats.

Fortunately, Sun Wei was there this time!

When he went out, Sun Wei had already taken the two little ones to the cafeteria.


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