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Before he could even open his mouth, Old Wang seized the opportunity and shoved it in, making him roll his eyes back and foam at the mouth.
Hey!
Back in her chair, Fei Mi squinted, disgusted by the scene before her.
Hey!
Sakura is completely desperate!
"Damn it, this Matsushita first kill is seriously brain-dead! Why are our chosen ones always so abstract?"
"Where's his talent? Where's this bastard's talent? He's about to be knocked unconscious, why isn't he making a move?!"
"Ugh"
The person sitting in the first seat sighed.
"Fine, I'll use this chance to remind him. I bet this idiot's brain is already completely muddled."
There was no other way but to do it this way. Even though he was useless, there was no harm in taking advantage of the free hints.
[Ding~ External notification received~]
[Matsushita's first kill! I'll fucking swear to you! Are you fucking an idiot? All you see are women, huh? What happened to your talent?! What the hell are you doing and you still haven't used it?! Didn't we give you 5000 gold tickets? Damn! Giving you that money was a complete waste!]
Uh, this reminder...
It's clear that there was some personal emotion involved.
Panasonic's first kill: (°°)
"Waaaah, my talent, my talent is to make my sense of smell 500 times more sensitive, so I can smell enemies from a thousand miles away, are you sure you want me to use it now?"
emm...
wipe!
This talent is pretty bad; it's not entirely useless, but it's definitely not usable right now.
Fortunately, the reminder from the outside world mentioned the gold ticket, and Panasonic, whose first kill was in imminent danger, didn't have time to hesitate and took it out of his pocket.
"Stepmother...stepmother! Money! Money! Spare my life!"
Huh?
Fei Mi, who had been leisurely lying in the chair, ready to quietly watch Matsushita's first kill be taken down by Lao Wang, suddenly jumped up.
She is not wealthy.
Or rather, the family as a whole is not wealthy.
It is also clearly mentioned in the rules.
[Rule 8: When there is a food shortage at home, their mood will improve significantly if the food problem is solved.]
Food shortages are essentially a lack of money, aren't they?
5000 gold tickets!
Fei Mi roughly kicked away Lao Wang, who was doing whatever he wanted to kill Matsushita, and then immediately put on a gentle and virtuous face.
"Hey, honey, that perverted old Wang didn't do anything to you, did he? Good heavens, you look terrible. Here, your stepmother has some medicine. Take a look and see which ones are suitable for you right now."
As he spoke, the gold notes in Matsushita's head assassin's hand were already being stuffed into his own groin by Fei Mi.
Grass!
The cherry blossoms outside are already jumping up and down in a panic!
Although the gold notes were given to them for free by the kind older brother because he had a child, they still couldn't help feeling bad about it!
There were only two cards in total, and Panasonic wasted half of them in just half a day!
"Damn! Luckily we were cautious enough and only gave him one, otherwise, let alone two, even twenty wouldn't have been enough for him to squander!"
This golden ticket is something that many countries on Earth would love to buy but couldn't afford.
If it weren't for the gift from my older brother, I guess I would only be willing to buy two, or even just one, of cherry blossoms.
Now that Xiaoya is ruined, the older brother definitely won't even look at them properly. Alas, what a tragedy.
……
"Where's Lao Wang?"
Fei Yu was clearly surprised to see Jiang Xiao emerge from the bathroom unharmed.
"Oh, he needs a little more time before he can come out, but it's okay, I'll listen to you and be very gentle with him."
Ok?
You went very lightly?
Could it be that besides being a masochist, Old Wang is also gay?
Curious, Fei Yu pushed open the bathroom door and peeked inside. In that one glance, her worldview was instantly subjected to an unprecedented and severe blow.
Inside, Old Wang sat on the toilet with his head down and legs spread, wiping away tears uncontrollably.
The wounds were shocking!
"Ugh! Disgusting!"
"boom!"
Fei Yu slammed the door shut, feeling a wave of nausea wash over her.
How could this be?
The result was completely different from what she had imagined, leaving Fei Yu feeling somewhat confused.
"Mom, didn't you say you'd take me shopping? When are we leaving?"
"Oh, uh, you, right, how did you get Old Wang... I mean, how was your method so clean and efficient?"
Jiang Xiao blushed, seemingly a little embarrassed.
"Actually, it's nothing special, it's similar to the method of castrating pigs."
"I have a lot of experience with this. For boars, we castrate Dandan, and for sows, we castrate Zigong, because they don't taste good if they aren't castrated. They won't gain weight when they come into heat."
Fei Yu:
"The three key principles are speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness."
"Fast" refers to the speed of the technique, making the opponent fall to the root before they can react.
"Accuracy means that the cut must be made precisely, without any mud or water, to avoid secondary cutting."
"As for ruthlessness, there's no need to elaborate. You have to be ruthless when you strike, without the slightest hesitation. I just 'snap'ed it down!"
When Fei Yu heard "the knife fell with a swift motion," she couldn't help but shudder, as if she could feel the despair Old Wang was experiencing.
"Oh, right, Xiao, you must be exhausted after working so hard, right? I just learned a massage technique, would you like to try it?"
Jiang Xiao:
Why do all the women in these ghost stories now offer to massage him? Do they have some kind of special fetish?
The three people upstairs hadn't come down yet, so Fei Mi couldn't sit still any longer and came running down in her high heels.
"Xiao Mi."
"Huh? Sis, what are you guys talking about? Where's Lao Wang? Wait a minute, what's wrong with Jiang Xiao?"
Fei Yu interrupted Fei Mi's doubts: "Xiao Mi, go and tidy up our room, spray some stylish perfume, and put your hair up."
Turning to Jiang Xiao, he said, "Xiao, you can go downstairs and play with your sisters for a while. We'll come back after we've tidied up the room."
Chapter 290 The Troubles of a Housewife
Ok?
Why style your hair?
"Xiao, go downstairs and play with your sister. Your stepmother and I have something to discuss."
After Jiang Xiao left, Fei Yu opened the bathroom door again. Upon seeing Lao Wang's miserable state inside, Fei Mi's expression was no better than Fei Yu's just now.
"What...what's going on?"
Fei Yu also wanted to know what was going on!
"Old Wang, Old Wang! Stop spacing out, tell me what just happened?"
Upon hearing the two women's voices, Old Wang's unfocused gaze refocused.
"Not human, not human. That kid isn't human, I'm crippled! Waaaaah!"
Woo woo woo.
All I did was take on a job unclogging toilets.
Just because my sexual fetish is a little unusual, does that mean my rewards are different from those of ordinary people?
As we said, the buyer himself was willing to use stockings and games to offset the cost of repairing the toilet.