I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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The staircase at the corner indicates that the building is at least a two-story villa.

"Hmm, this place is exactly the same as Kazama's house."

Jiang Xiao blushed, scratching the back of his head with an awkward laugh, seemingly conjuring up some image in his mind.

"I wonder if I'll see a beautiful mother like Kazama Mineko here~"

Thinking of Kazama's mother's gentle, generous, hardworking and virtuous appearance, Jiang Xiao's expression and movements became even more shy and awkward.

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[Dude, we're having lunch, can you stop doing those disgusting poses?]

If you replaced it with five-year-old Shinnosuke Nohara, perhaps some people would find it cute.

But you're a 23-year-old hunk who's 1.85 meters tall, has eight-pack abs, and is a real powerhouse!

Don't you find it disgusting to do this?

Chapter 281 Is this rule legitimate?

As for the rules, they're simply placed openly on the coffee table in the living room.

The only commendable thing about this ghost story is that it never hides the rules.

That's right, they're all placed in the most conspicuous places.

Unlike other companies, they always hide themselves away.

Of course, showing you the rules is one thing; whether you can pass the level and whether you know the rules are two different things.

The above statement is a profound truth that even Aristotle admired, because it is a truth that Jiang Xiao discovered through repeated practical testing.

I picked up the note; it contained my mother's instructions and some important points.

Mother's words:

Sweetie, Mommy's going on a long trip. You and your two stepmothers and sisters must be good and behave well while you're home with us!

Any problems can be dealt with when Mom comes back. Remember to eat on time, go to bed early and get up early, and pay attention to personal hygiene.

The following are specific points to note.

Rule 1: You were born posthumously.

Ok?

This weirdo starts by cursing, doesn't it?

Even someone as oblivious as Jiang Xiao could sense that he had been insulted.

Some sensitive people turned pale when they saw the first rule.

(P.S.: Just a side note, "posthumous child" doesn't mean the mother died before the child was born, it means the father died before the child was born. Ugh, I initially thought the mother died, but thankfully I searched it up on Baidu.)

[Rule 2: Your mother is away on a business trip, and you are now being taken care of by your two stepmothers.]

Rule 3: You have an older sister and a younger sister, and they sometimes aren't very well-behaved at night.

Rule 4: Your neighbor, Uncle Wang, will occasionally come over to help your family, including but not limited to (unclog toilets), (unclog drains), and (repair air conditioners)

[Rule Five: Stepmother is a very authoritative person, and the family members have to listen to her, before we met Uncle Wang.]

Rule Six: Don't be curious about any noises coming from your stepmother's room at night.

[Rule Seven: Sisters and stepmothers should not be allowed to eat foods such as grilled sausages and soy milk]

[Rule 8: When there is a food shortage at home, solving the food problem will greatly improve their mood, and they may even reward you.]

[Rule Nine: One stepmother wears black stockings, another stepmother doesn't wear stockings, the older sister wears white stockings, and the younger sister wears random fishnet stockings. Please pay attention to the differences.]

[Clearance Requirements: Survive for five days]

Oh?

(°ー°〃?)

A look of confusion.

Oh ~

(‵)

Something seems slightly off about his eyes.

Yoxi~

‵

The three-eyed man has become completely perverted.

of course.

True experts are already eccentric when they see the first point.

Welfare Bureau, this is definitely a welfare bureau!

Nine rules seem like a lot, but there doesn't seem to be a fatal one?

For example, Sakura's first kill against Matsushita was already wagging her tongue and cheering herself on.

"Yoshi! Matsushita, you can definitely do it! With four people, you'd be lucky to get a first kill on any one of them! Go for it, don't let your name down, ganbatte!"

Many heroes are eager to fight in this strange tale!

The kind that buries their head in hard work!

Let these stepmothers know what a real man is like!

As for the notes on the paper reminding me to go to bed early and get up early, screw them.

Jiang Xiao has proven this with his actions more than once.

Following the rules doesn't guarantee survival, but finding alternative paths and implementing abstract operations doesn't necessarily lead to death.

Take Xiaoya for example; she is the most successful imitator of Jiang Xiao.

Her actions of carrying Old Sun showed a glimpse of the beginnings of Jiang Xiao carrying the "Loli Machine Gun," but unfortunately, he's gone.

Otherwise, he would definitely be the only player after Jiang Xiao to raise the banner of abstract art.

Jiang Xiao finished reading it.

Yes, he has his own unique perspective on this rule.

This is sure!

I just don't know if I can get any more valuable items out of here; it would be even better if I could get some magical artifacts.

A real man should focus on his career; a man cannot lose the desire to make money.

"Crash~"

"Jiang Xiao, dinner's ready. Go and call Zhenzhen and Ai'ai over."

Love and affection?

Do I have a sister or younger sister named Lianlian who is also living away from home?

With these thoughts in mind, Jiang Xiao walked toward two of the three rooms on the first floor.

There's absolutely no need to worry about knocking on the wrong door.

Because a pink door had a sticker that read "Sexy Mature Woman Zhenzhen," and the door opposite it was a blue door with a sticker that read "Cute Young Girl Aiai."

It's obvious who the older sister and younger sister are!

"Sister Zhenzhen, dinner is ready."

Tsk, why does that sound a bit awkward?

Upon closer reflection, it seems that calling someone "sister" is something I've never done before.

The people inside seemed very happy and immediately agreed.

"Hey! Don't worry, little brother, Sister Zhen is here~"

The door opened, and a tall, sexy girl wearing super short denim shorts and a cropped black tank top came out.

She wore slippers and alluring fishnet stockings, and her tall, sexy figure, coupled with her confident expression, gave her a very commanding presence.

She looks like a mature, sophisticated woman!

Judging by height alone, he is only a head shorter than Jiang Xiao.

Huh?

Are you wearing yellow slippers with a fishing net underneath?

As everyone knows, the rules state that the one wearing the fishing net is the younger sister.

hiss?

As the younger sister, do you put a kidney sticker on the door? [Sexy Mature Woman Zhenzhen]

‘Click~’