I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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Yang Tao's eyes lit up.

Being trained by others is one of my strengths!

"Okay, okay, then you can train me to death! This is really true: it's my major, but I really don't know how to do military posture or anything like that!"

Well?

Want to be trained?

Jiang Xiao scratched his head, unable to understand why anyone would make such a request.

"Alright then, you start with two hundred push-ups, three hundred sit-ups, and then finish with five hundred marching in place. Begin!"

Yang Tao: ? ? ?

No way, buddy, are you really going to put me through the wringer?

I gave you a chance to get something for free and you still couldn't use it!

"Captain, could we... could we try a different way of playing?"

"Then stand at attention, I'll see if you're really that professional!"

Jiang Xiao was stubbornly insisting on making Yang Tao stand at attention today.

The latter had no choice but to try his best to stand in what he thought was a very standard posture.

The legs are crossed and slightly apart.

Place both hands on your left hip.

Slightly lift your chest and gently engage your hips to showcase your beautiful figure to the fullest.

At the same time, she turned to Jiang Xiao with a look that was three parts shy, three parts innocent, three parts greedy, and one part excited, trying to seduce him.

wipe!

Jiang Xiao's short temper flared up instantly!

"I told you to stand at attention, and you're acting like this? What kind of behavior is this!"

I lost it!

Is this what you call being provocative?!

Yang Tao didn't say anything, but the people in the live stream were the first to stand up for her.

[I'd give Yang Tao a nine out of ten for her eyes! I'd even pay 500 per time!]

[500 per time? You think you can get this kind of high-end stuff for 500?]

[Tsk, I've traveled all over the country, and someone like Yang Tao would be extremely attractive even in a high-end international club. Her looks, skin, figure, and temperament are all top-notch.]

[That's right, to be honest, someone like her, if she developed her career properly, would be someone ordinary people like us could never even get close to. She's the kind of high-class clientele who serves big bosses or celebrities.]

Wow, so starfruit really is a gift from God.

God the hell is giving us this talent?!

Does this sentence seem a bit inappropriate here?

[But Jiang Shen is something else, how could he remain unmoved in the face of a woman like that?]

At this point, the chosen ones in some countries have already faced their first round of deaths.

They all died at Yang Tao's hands.

There's nothing we can do; not only are these men unattractive, but they're also penniless.

Even someone like that has the nerve to shamelessly flirt with Yang Tao.

Some of the more restrained ones are alright, after all, star fruit is made for this purpose and has a relatively high tolerance.

But for those who lack a sense of boundaries, well, I can only say sorry.

Yang Tao's methods of murder are also worth noting.

Her talent is similar to Sun Wei's; both can turn their hands into knives with a flick of the wrist.

But she was far more cruel than Sun Wei.

After transforming her hands into knives, Yang Tao likes to cut directly from the forehead of the chosen one.

Anyone who frequently eats brains knows this.

This stuff needs to be eaten while it's hot.

It was both sit-ups and standing at attention.

In the end, she still claims to be promiscuous?

Yang Tao chose to quit.

That's absolutely insane!

Yang Tao knew that rich people had unique tastes and could do all sorts of things. She hadn't tried them all, but she had heard about some of the more unusual ways they did from her colleagues.

But this was the first time I'd ever encountered someone asking me to call them "Commander" and practicing military posture.

That's really weird~

"Oh no! Big Sister Yangtao, don't go! I didn't mean to."

Seeing that the high-end version of Ayaka Miyoshi was angry, Shinnosuke Nohara was so anxious that he actually knocked Old Lee down!

This situation left all the personalities except Bao'er Jie bewildered.

To be honest, Shinnosuke is pretty awesome!

"Stop talking, I'm not going to do whatever you want anymore!"

"Oh dear! Are you closing up shop today?!"

"Hiss, what's wrong with you?"

Yang Tao felt like her brain was about to break down.

"Big sister, you look just like Rie Miyazawa when you're angry. If you're too tired, how about I treat you to a cup of tea after lunch?"

Taking a deep breath, Yang Tao tried to calm herself down.

You mean afternoon tea, right?

"Yes, that's it! Then we'll eat some bear-shaped cookies together, watch Action Kamen, and tonight we'll draw 'Chubby Saemon' comics together~"

This guy actually flirted with me!

Yang Tao smiled helplessly. This simpleton is actually quite cute sometimes.

Of course, the most important thing is that he's handsome and rich.

Yang Tao perfectly met both of Jiang Xiao's most crucial requirements for a man.

"Let's make this clear first, you can't make me call you regimental commander, and you can't make me do things like standing at attention or doing sit-ups."

"Oh, don't worry, big sister, I wouldn't want you to work so hard."

That's good.

"Okay, shall we go to the cafeteria for lunch first? It's on me!"

"Big sister, you're so panicked!"

You meant to say generous, right?

"Oh, by the way, I can also make seafood paste, would you like to try some?"

"Hai Ba Hu? What's that?"

"This is a dessert that Plankton taught me to make. Do you want some?"

"You can try it. Also, you mean the snacks, right?"

Well.

The live stream room fell silent.

This starfruit doesn't seem to realize the seriousness of the problem.

Jiang Shen's current behavior is definitely that of Shin-chan, but this Shin-chan seems a bit strange, acting all high and mighty.

Please, someone save Yang Tao! I don't want her to die so soon.

Although Yang Tao is doing well now, it's clear to everyone that Jiang Xiao has changed a lot compared to before.

I reckon not many monsters can withstand his constant rampage.

[Fortunately, Jiang Xiaohao has some of Commander Li's traits. Old Li, though a rough man, was at least kind and had principles. The rest are hard to categorize; they're either abstract thinkers, nonsensical types, or just mentally ill.]

【You're kidding me! I, Shin-chan, disagree!】

[I, Patrick Star, the underwater artist, disagree!]

【I refuse to accept this! I'm shameless! Zhang, the virgin, am not having it!】

【Even my sister Bao'er wouldn't accept this system!】

[I didn't say the other personalities were bad; I'm just worried Yang Tao won't be able to handle it! If Jiang Shen changes back and forth a few more times, can she still stand it?]