I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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"Sister Xiaoya, isn't this a little... a little inappropriate?"

“He deserves it! I told you two in advance that this is your chance to show your stance in the face of these strange phenomena. Whether you can seize it or not is up to you.”

As for Lassie, she did not hold her position.

Xiaoya has already given up on him. Don't say she's heartless; it's all this cerebral palsy's own fault!

Damn it, what time is it now?

He's still indulging his twisted desires. No girl likes this dark-skinned pervert, not even a teammate.

Jack and Park In-man glanced at Lassie and, finally, made up their minds.

Ah, Indian.

Anyway, whether we brothers help or not, you're going to die anyway, so why not make one last contribution before you die?

"Why can't my cow walk on the road?!"

The little pink-haired boy stood on the cow's horns, looking down at the traffic policeman in front of him and arguing his case.

"Little sister, livestock don't recognize zebra crossings and traffic lights. Keeping them off the road is not only for the safety of others, but also for your safety."

This traffic policeman had only been on the job for two days, and he was already having a headache dealing with this difficult little girl.

And he didn't dare to provoke the little girl.

Because nowadays some parents will have their daughters sign a contract in a church when they are very young.

The child's emotions are unstable.

What if you get so angry that you turn into a demon and kill yourself?

So the traffic police could only appeal to his emotions and reason, patiently persuading him for most of the day.

"Dad, but, but I can't bear to part with Niu Niu and the others!"

Although everyone felt somewhat helpless, Mu Xitang really couldn't let her temper get the better of her in this situation.

Putting everything else aside, in this heavy traffic situation, if these people were to encounter traffic police, no one can say for sure what might happen.

Who knows, the old lady on the street might be the legendary Awakened Master.

They might also be subdued on the spot by the traffic police and then sent to jail.

Who knows, a priest holding a book of scriptures might get out of some car and purify them.

Jiang Xiao is strong, but far from strong enough to stand against the laws of an entire city on his own.

[Rule Nine: This map is larger, and there are more unpredictable factors. If you violate any taboos, the difficulty of this ghost story will increase.]

It was only at this point that the bearded man and the outside world understood the true meaning of Rule Nine.

This ghost story features all sorts of people and anything can happen, so don't delude yourself into thinking you can challenge the whole world with your own strength.

"It's alright, Xitang, don't worry."

Jiang Xiao didn't immediately tell the pink-haired girl to give up the cow, but instead asked the black girl.

How far are we from our current location compared to the Cathedral of Rome?

"Well, if there's no traffic, it should only take about three hours to get to the cathedral in the suburbs by riding a cow."

"What if we take a taxi?"

"It will take no more than five hours."

Well, that's not far. With that in mind, Jiang Xiao had made up his mind.

"Xitang, let's try to send Niu Niu home, okay? We and they are from different worlds after all. No matter how much you like it, you can't keep forcibly possessing it."

"Have you thought about whether we'll encounter any dangers once we enter the church? Can you protect Niu Niu then?"

"Even if there's no danger inside the church, what will happen to Niu Niu once we return to the real world?"

“The cows come from ranches far from the city. They are unfamiliar with everything in the city and have no relatives or friends here. They might even be kidnapped by bad people and exploited for milk. Would you want to see all of this?”

Mu Xitang was stunned. She remembered that she had taken a nap and ended up in a strange city instead of her village.

If we leave the cows in this city, they would probably be very sad and scared.

The two cows, Da Hua and Da Zhuang, were also stunned.

They seemed somewhat incredulous that such words could come from the mouth of this beastly man.

Buddy?

What happened? Why did you suddenly become so sensible?

As for squeezing them

Dude, let's be honest, who's more ruthless than you when it comes to exploitation?

You have to pull the cart and supply milk at the same time. Your daughter, Kuku, can suckle my wife about eighty times a day!

The two cows were still complaining in their hearts.

Without a word, the little pink-haired girl slid down to the big flower's belly and started sucking.

Chapter 215 The Cathedral of Rome

"No~"

This time, Mu Xitang sucked harder than ever before, muttering to herself.

"I have to drink my fill, otherwise I won't be able to drink anymore next time!"

The traffic police officers standing nearby were amused by the cute little girl and even started chatting with Jiang Xiao.

"Is this your daughter? She looks so cute. Why did you dye your hair so early? Uh, I'm not saying dyeing hair is bad. Pink looks pretty. I was just asking."

"If the child likes it, let her do it herself. By the way, can I ask you for a favor?"

"Of course, although we are traffic police, we also have an obligation to help citizens solve some problems. Please feel free to ask."

"Well, we might need you to take this cow to a pasture, which is quite far away."

Traffic police: ?

What kind of request is this?

Besides, this kind of request isn't something that just anyone can make, right?

"May I ask where this ranch you mentioned is located?"

"Here it is."

Jiang Xiao pointed out the starting position on the map to the traffic police.

The latter's legs went weak, and he almost knelt down on the spot.

I was just trying to help you out, and you're treating me like a traitor, using me to my death!

"Sir, isn't this location too far? You should know that dairy cows can't be transported by high-speed rail; they can only be transported by truck. And your location looks so remote; even trucks might not be willing to go this way. It's strange; I've lived in the city for so long, and I didn't even know these small towns existed. Anyway, it's not a good place to deliver."

"However, I can try to apply for a return permit for you. If we can send them back, we definitely will. If we can't, I'll take them to the zoo to be looked after. Is that alright with you?"

The traffic police are indeed in a difficult position, saying that even if they wanted to help, they couldn't.

"Can't you just deliver it? I can give you money."

"No, sir, I think you've misunderstood. It's not about money. As a public servant, it's my duty to help you. I'm sorry, but the main issue is that I might not be able to do it."

"I'll give you fifty thousand, fifty thousand gold notes."

Traffic police: ?

"Fifty thousand gold notes, send them both back to the ranch, OK?"

As he spoke, Jiang Xiao pulled out a stack of gold notes.

“Oh! My dear darling, what nonsense are you talking about? Sending them back to the ranch? Oh no, I mean I can live with them on the ranch! I'll take care of them for the rest of their lives, I swear to God I will!”

It is true that money can make people go around.

The little pink-haired girl touched the big-flowered cow's horns; she really couldn't bear to part with them!

"Niu Niu, bye-bye, I'm leaving now."

Although they didn't spend much time together.

But in her heart, these two cows had become her good companions.

Even Da Hua and Da Zhuang, who were about to escape their misery, felt a little reluctant to leave.

Of course, the only one who was reluctant to part with Mu Xitang was Mu Xitang.

In their hearts, Jiang Xiao is a beast who can never be redeemed.

But this little pink girl is really nice, especially Da Hua, who is currently breastfeeding, and easily becomes overwhelmed with maternal love for Mu Xitang.

"Yes, officer, these two cows are yours now."

"Oh, my incredibly generous sir, I will value them more than my own life, please believe me on that."

The bearded man and his companions remained noncommittal in response to the police officer's words.


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