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That's why I saw it at a glance.
It wasn't just because this cow charged the fastest and most fiercely; it was mainly because Lassie, without clothes, was so easily recognizable.
Ok?
What a clever trick! Is this how you use an old tree with intertwined roots to control dairy cows?
"I didn't realize this kid had any brains."
"Indeed, the large size of these bighorn cows is their advantage, but they don't seem to have much of a deterrent effect against intruders that huddle under their bellies."
"Jack, this... this thing that Lashi Buzan is holding looks like a bull!"
The little flax sprout was stunned.
After opening his eyes wide and seeing the details clearly, Jack was also shocked, and his worldview was completely shattered.
"Alright, alright, let's ignore that for now and find a cow to mount first. Oh, and make sure you look carefully, find a female calf, don't mount the wrong one!"
Jiang Xiao stared blankly at the fisherman in front of him, half-squatting.
As for Mu Xitang, the three illegitimate children, and the two cows, they watched from a distance.
Their intuition told them that this uncle who suddenly appeared on the small wooden bridge in the middle of the night was definitely not ordinary.
Most likely, it's the obstacle preventing them from reaching the town!
Jiang Xiao pointed at the uncle and asked, puzzled.
Jiang Xiao: o(o`зo)
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Oh God, if your eyes weren't on your ass, it wouldn't be hard to tell that I'm fishing."
The blond, blue-eyed man seemed a bit speechless. What else could he be doing sitting on the bridge with a fishing rod in the middle of the night?
What kind of fish are you fishing for?
"catfish."
Why catfish?
"Because Jesus once said that fishing is hard, and catching catfish is even harder, and I like things that are more challenging."
fishing guy?
Jiang Xiao became interested and sat down next to the man, even picking up the vodka the man had brought.
Their main selling point is their outgoing and friendly nature.
The older man wanted to attack him; he was fishing, waiting for someone willing to take the bait.
This idiot has delivered himself right to my doorstep, so it's perfectly reasonable for me to send him to meet God.
But the man's intuition told him that this seemingly brainless man was no pushover.
A cold evening breeze blew by.
The four people not far away shivered and huddled together.
The cows were pacing back and forth anxiously.
night.
It seemed even quieter and darker at this moment.
Jiang Xiao, on the other hand, drank a bottle of high-proof vodka with relish and shamelessly opened another bottle.
"If you're going to fish, why don't you fish during the day?"
The middle-aged man chuckled.
"Because there are more people during the day, and I want to catch a big catfish. During the day, there will be many kind-hearted people to help her."
"So, you absolutely have to go catfish fishing?"
"That's for sure. The spot I chose for baiting is perfect. Plump catfish love to come out at night. But she's very clever. She'll occasionally bubble up to provoke me and then immediately dive into the deep water to hide."
"Then why are you still fishing for her? I suggest you try something else, like fishing for two-faced turtles or something."
"Heh, what's so special about a two-faced turtle? Catfish not only consider themselves noble, but they're also social animals. If you manage to catch one, you can often pull out many more along with it."
Looking at the somewhat dim-witted man in front of him, the middle-aged man ultimately resisted the urge to make a move.
Forget it.
I feel unlucky today, and I forgot to do a divination before going out, so I'll just leave it at that tonight and not do anything.
Moreover, judging from the fact that this man showed off two bottles of vodka to him in just one minute without even blushing or panting, it's clear that...
They definitely have some skills.
At this moment, Jiang Xiao did not notice the change in the uncle's eyes; he was only concerned about the catfish.
"Then why don't you get a water pump or something and drain the river? Then you can catch all kinds of fish."
The fishing uncle was taken aback for a moment, then a rare smile appeared on his face, and he said with a hint of helplessness.
"Can you see where this river ends?"
A glint flashed in Jiang Xiao's eyes, and he looked up and gazed into the distance for a while.
"No, we can only see that crooked tree 1,500 meters away. We haven't even reached the source of the river yet."
I wipe?
Can he see 1,500 meters?
The fisherman's expression of surprise deepened.
If this kid isn't bragging, then his eyesight is truly terrifying.
After all, the area around the river is usually shrouded in fog at night.
"That's because you can't see the end of it. This river connects to the Arctic, and the catfish family might not even be in this area anymore. Haha, plus, there are many kind-hearted people protecting her along the way, so..."
So you're going to be an air force pilot today!
Well.
The vein on the middle-aged man's forehead throbbed uncontrollably.
Air Force it is!
Do you need to say it out loud?
You've made a name for yourself, haven't you?!
Not mentioning the Air Force is the greatest respect one can show to a fisherman!
Based on that statement alone, the uncle decided he had to get something to take back and have a good meal later.
"Alright, alright, you guys can leave! Don't bother me while I'm fishing!"
The middle-aged man shifted the small stool he was sitting on.
Make way for Jiang Xiao and his team to pass through the bottom lane.
Jiang Xiao unceremoniously carried the uncle, stool and all, off the small wooden bridge.
"Sorry, I still have cows to feed, the path you've moved isn't wide enough."
"Moo~"
Dazhuang and Dahua also mooed to prove their presence.
Eh.
It has now moved outside the pasture area.
They had no choice but to accept their fate and decide to stick with this shameless man to the bitter end.
Jiang Xiao: (`з) "The boxwood carrying pole is so soft and smooth~ Sister and brother, yay~"
Jiang Xiao, carrying a shovel and humming a song, didn't turn around.
The uncle suddenly felt an indescribable feeling welling up inside him.
This kid.
Perhaps it can bring a pleasant surprise to the town?
Little Pink and Big Mouth, riding on the back of the Big Horned Bull, hurriedly followed in Jiang Xiao's footsteps.
Just as the uncle sat back down on the log bridge with his stool, his face turned pale instantly.
"Fuck you! You thief! You better pray that My Lady of Marilyn doesn't let me see you again, or I'll cook you up like that damn catfish! Oh God, I swear I will!"
What amazing theft techniques?
I didn't see him do anything special.
Not only was my entire case of high-proof vodka gone, but even the pizza and chocolate snacks in my basket were stolen!
Taking food is one thing.
We can understand that.