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"Who am I! Who am I! Who am I!!!"
Yao Han: ? ? ?
Everyone: What a generous gift of crabs!
[Holy crap! This tearing sensation is way too intense!]
[Uh, hasn't Jiang Xiao always been like this? I'm used to it.]
[I'm putting it this way today: Jiang Xiao is a die-hard fan of my idol Wang Leting, is that fair?]
[He really made me cry to death. 】
[Great rap! I really disagree that China has rap music without Jiang Xiao.]
I admit I'm awesome, but what if I pulled out a song called "The Tallest Tree Catches the Wind"? How would you all react?
I'm sorry, I'll only say one thing: It's so cold, and you're so far away from me.
Damn it, a huge wave of dead memories is attacking me.
[A bewildered Yao Han: Seriously? This is a meme?!]
Chapter 139 Yao Han in a fit of rage, a head-on confrontation!
I'm facing you with murderous intent!
What the hell was the meaning of that first thing you did, opening your mouth with an awkward, foot-picking rap?!
I haven't even said a word yet, and you're already jumping on the hip-hop bandwagon?
I can't bear it anymore, no need to bear it anymore!
Yao Han: (σ;*Д*)σ lol!
"You surnamed Jiang! I don't care if you're genuinely stupid or pretending! I've completely had enough today!!!"
Jiang Xiao's tone remained honest and simple, and even his expression didn't change much.
"Can you tell me more specifically about which aspects of weight loss you've achieved? I might not quite understand."
She forced her to be strong, and the breeze blew over the hills.
Let her be as domineering as she may, the bright moon still shines over the great river.
She is evil, she is evil, I am just being silly.
Jiang Xiao's nonchalant attitude almost made Yao Han vomit blood.
There's a feeling of being filled with anger that just can't be released.
'Clap clap clap! '
Enraged, Yao Han slapped herself three times across the face to calm herself down.
Seeing Yao Han self-harm, Jiang Xiao felt that as the administrator, he had an obligation to persuade her.
"Don't slap yourself like that. If there's something wrong with your brain, maybe Dr. Patrick can take a look. I'm also very skilled in craniotomy and the like. Let me check if there's any Northeast soybean paste in your brain first."
I'll fucking smack your grandma's legs! You damn jackfruit!
Yao Han's body was trembling violently.
Large chunks of skin began to peel off his face.
Especially her back, which looked like it was crawling with worms.
Finally, there was a 'sizzle' sound.
Yao Han's clothes were suddenly torn apart by two strange arms that looked like mantis claws.
"Cuckoo~"
Accompanied by three strange laughs.
Yao Han's mind seemed to have been freed from the constraints of her cervical spine, rotating 360 degrees.
Finally, it crawled in a bizarre position with its body lying face down and its head facing upwards.
Two eerie claws protruding from its back danced with ferocious power!
The foul, rotten black aura surrounding Yao Han was almost liquefied!
This is naturally due to her great strength.
Of course, it was also related to Jiang Xiao's repeated provocations.
Old Wang and Azhi huddled in the corner, not daring to utter a sound.
Yao Han is very capable.
That's ridiculously impressive.
Otherwise, someone as beautiful as her would have been taken advantage of by Old Wang long ago.
It's true that Yao Han is very strong.
But this mysterious administrator seems to be unfathomable as well.
No one knows his true strength.
Sweat poured down his body, soaking his long gown.
He was now in the middle of their battle, praying only that he wouldn't get hurt when they started fighting.
Even the tongue-severing person was thinking of becoming weird, and it would be best if Old Wang also became weird!
The three of them attacked together, a three-on-one battle against Lü Bu!
But this idea was extinguished as soon as it arose.
It's one thing if others don't know Jiang Xiao's strength.
He was the one who got beaten up once!
You can't fight, you can't escape.
Even he, who was good at making fun of others, was no match for Jiang Xiao, this freak.
Who spits yellow phlegm into the other person's mouth during a fight?
The viewers in the live chat started placing bets.
[About five minutes. I feel like Queen Yao Han is the power and speed type; her aura is incredibly strong.]
[No, I think ten minutes is about right. Jiang Shen doesn't seem too angry right now, so he might have some fun with Sandy.]
That's not entirely accurate; I think it should be between five and ten minutes.
[Shut your mouths! I'll give you a number today! You get on the bus right now, and Yao Han will kneel down and kowtow after three moves! Family members, get on the bus and place your bets!!]
【? ? ? 】
[Ugh, can you please stop using those product-selling tricks here? It's so distracting!]
Three minutes is about right. Any longer, and that's up to Yao Han's own luck.
That's right.
They weren't betting on who would win.
The gamble was on how many minutes Yao Han could hold out against Jiang Xiao.
[Hehe, this is a completely bizarre screenshot of Yao Han. I'll save it for later tonight.]
【? ? ? 】
[Why the question mark? This is Naruto Uzumaki's younger brother, an old acquaintance.]
Oh.
It's him.
A ruthless person who's willing to charge into anything.
But it must be said
I don't know if people's tastes have become more discerning or what.
ummm
Surprisingly, some guy with a big mouth actually spoke his mind.
They say true beauty lies in the bone structure, not just the skin. I used to scoff at that, but now...
[While Yao Han, who has lost all face, is certainly terrifying, I, who have spent three years in prison, am perhaps even more terrifying!]
[Huh? I don't believe I'm the only one who saw Yao Han almost completely exposed?]
[Nosebleed]
[Haha, I thought I was the only one interested in Yao Han. Since we're all perverts, I won't pretend anymore. I'll be honest, Yao Han is still beautiful in my heart!]
[Slurp slurp slurp~~~]
Everyone: ()(‵)()