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Ok.
Since that's the case, there's nothing to argue about.
It can only be said that many people in the live stream do need to improve their intelligence.
They even had ample reason to doubt.
The general decline in the IQ of the masses is inextricably linked to this kid, Jiang Xiao.
Ah Zhi, who had already gone into his room and was about to turn off the lights and go to sleep, jumped up from the bed with a dark face.
I lost it!
What's making that squeaking sound?
This administrator is treating me like an idiot!
He immediately got out of bed and went back to Jiang Xiao's door to knock.
Azhi: ()'Dong dong dong! '
"Brother, are you really asleep?"
"Asleep! Listen to the squeak!"
I'll squeak your grandma's leg and squeak!
Feeling that his intelligence had been severely insulted, A-Zhi simply turned the doorknob and went inside.
The first thing that caught my eye was Jiang Xiao's expressionless, pale, and blank face!
She just stared at him from behind the door!
Σ(д|||)Holy shit!
Azhi was so frightened that he trembled and couldn't help but take two or three steps back before stopping.
"Brother, cough, well, I'm still not asleep."
"Yes, I can't sleep because even though I seem carefree on the surface, I actually have something on my mind."
OK OK.
You were standing at the door in the middle of the night, which startled me. Now you're bringing up worries again?
"Hey, life's about not having so many worries. I have some fun things we can do together."
"No, you don't understand me, just like Plankton doesn't understand why Ms. Puff became a teacher, just like Sandy doesn't understand why Mr. Krabs likes money so much, just like Einstein doesn't understand why Ah Giao wants to say 'li wo li giao giao'!"
Jiang Xiao sighed, his brow furrowed with endless sorrow.
It’s over.
Azhi's heart sank.
I thought I could trick the administrator into going to room number ten like I was fooling a fool.
Now that he's suddenly become so serious, what should I do?
Should I pretend to be profound with him?
"I... I think what you said is a little wrong, actually."
"Actually, I figured it out a long time ago. You're just trying to get close to me! I knew something was off about you, so I said so!"
!!!
Ah Zhi's face turned deathly pale instantly!
I haven't even said anything yet!
Does this kid have mind-reading abilities?
"Hey! Yeah, you're right. How could someone like you, who has no dreams, possibly be friends with someone like Patrick Star?"
Jiang Xiao stared blankly at A-Zhi with droopy eyelids and an expressionless face, his intelligent eyes fixed on him.
Ah Zhi's calves were trembling.
Oh no, could this guy really have mind-reading abilities?
He was already planning to run away.
What tongue-cutting nonsense, what room number ten? Go to hell, all of you!
He just wanted to get away from this mentally ill person!
Chapter 136 Catching Jellyfish with SpongeBob
But I was also afraid of angering the administrator.
He had no confidence that he could escape from Jiang Xiao's clutches.
He swallowed to moisten his dry throat.
Ah Zhi answered Jiang Xiao's question cautiously.
"Dreams, I, I have dreams, you, you, believe me, I really do have them."
"No! You don't! If you do, tell me loudly what your dream is! Say it three times in my ear! Tell me now!"
What...what am I saying?!
Can I tell you that my dream is to be embraced by thousands of naked men?
Dance passionately and hotly with them?
Then we can sign up for a fencing club together?
That obviously won't work!
A-Zhi's silence earned him Jiang Xiao's unique educational methods!
"Let me tell you what a dream is, buddy! A dream is actually life, you know? Oh! Life is like a big bowl of candy beans, full of all sorts of dreams. You don't need to clean, wash, or tidy it up at all!"
"You know what SpongeBob is like! This world is just a game, it's not a big deal! Let's go jellyfish hunting! Because then we won't have to do anything, my best friend SpongeBob! You must feel the same way I do, right?"
After saying that, Jiang Xiao brought his intelligent head close to A-Zhi.
The latter was so frightened that he dared not utter a single word.
(﹏)
He even felt like he was about to pee.
Who is this person?!
What are they trying to do by creating this scary scene in the middle of the night?
"What are you standing there for? Don't you want to go jellyfish hunting with me?"
"Huh? I, no, I'm willing! Of course I'm willing!"
Ah Zhi dared not refuse, but at the same time he was puzzled.
Is this administrator's IQ fluctuating wildly?
if it is like this.
"Patrick! I know a jellyfish field with tons of jellyfish!"
"Is it the kind of situation where everyone is huge, both now and in the past, and half of it will be huge in the future?"
What the hell is this?
He was internally complaining, but Ah Zhi was verbally agreeing with him.
"Yes, that's right, just like you imagined!"
"Okay! Let's go, SpongeBob! I know a place that should be considered a good place."
Jiang Xiao went out first.
Ah Zhi gritted his teeth and chose to follow!
When a person dies, their eggs face the sky; if they don't die, they'll live for ten thousand years!
And you might not even die!
"SpongeBob, hurry up and get this! Grab this net! Let's catch as many jellyfish as we want tonight, because we're the best jellyfish catchers in all of Bikini Bottom!"
With Ah Zhi looking completely bewildered.
Jiang Xiao handed him a spatula, while he himself took his good friend, the big iron rice spoon.
"Stop daydreaming! Don't you want to catch all these jellyfish? This isn't like you, SpongeBob. Are you an imposter? Oh! You know Patrick hates being lied to!"
what?
Ah-Zhi was on the verge of tears as he faced the empty hall.
Who are you?
You were the one who mistook me for SpongeBob, and now you're accusing me of impersonating you?!
"Hey! It flew away from the top right corner of your head! Catch it! Catch it now! Why are you looking so dazed?! If you keep standing there like that, I'll turn you into a specimen!"