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The viewers in the live stream were instantly stunned.
Yao Han's body, which had been twisting and turning, froze on the spot.
Yao Han: ╭(°°)╮ Uh
This... I... no, I... well, I've been racking my brains for ages trying to figure out how to answer your "sensitive" question.
You've completely undermined my chances, haven't you?
"hiss"
Yao Han felt a sharp pain in her heart, as if she were about to have a myocardial infarction.
Damn it, I have cerebral palsy myself!
What do you think?
How could she even think of seducing this idiot, this lunatic?!
"Is this question difficult? Then let me ask you, what do you think of the custom of not urinating in the pond, not defecating in the pit, and randomly defecating and urinating in the sea?"
Yao Han: ? ? ?
Why are you asking this question? Is it sensitive?
Jiang Xiao glanced at her; she was not only sensitive, but also thought-provoking!
"Think about it carefully. Even cats and dogs know to poop and pee in designated spots, so why can't Sakura do it?"
Yao Han pondered for a moment, then replied with some skepticism.
"Could it be that cherry blossoms are not as good as cats and dogs?"
A smile finally appeared on Jiang Xiao's face.
"Bing dog! Correct answer! They really are worse than pigs and dogs~ Didn't realize you weren't that stupid, are you?"
Yao Han smiled smugly: "Of course! My neighbors have been praising me since I was a kid."
what's the situation?
How did things suddenly turn out like this?
[Family, romantic, action, and ethical dramas to be broadcast as news segments?]
Seriously, they'd already taken their pants off, and this was the last thing they did.
I'm not expecting Jiang Shen to hit a home run or anything, but at least seize the opportunity to ask the sensitive questions!
[Yeah, I'm about to explode! If I went in, Yao Han would be finished tonight!]
[To be honest, I just want to ask you guys, how sensitive was the question Jiang Shen asked?]
Really: That's way too sensitive!
Especially the Japanese guy who was humiliated by Jiang Xiao in front of so many countries in the live broadcast room.
They were all red-faced and visibly angry, but they really didn't have any solutions.
They just hoped that next time Jiang Xiao scolded Yinghua, he wouldn't involve everyone else; if he was going to scold someone, he should scold the people above!
They're not the ones who defecate and urinate indiscriminately; after all, they don't want to drink fecal soup every day!
Chapter 125 Yao Han gets up in the middle of the night: No, is he sick?
Yao Han was still bragging about how smart she was when she was a child, praised by adults.
But as he played, he fell silent.
hiss?
Something's wrong?
Is there something wrong with the rhythm here?
After all that effort I put into this discussion, how did the topic end up like this?
"Wait, wait, wait! No, no! The questions you just asked aren't right! You... you ask them again!"
What a load of crap!
Yao Han looked down at her slightly reddened body.
I'm ready, both physically and mentally.
Now you're saying you can't do it, what's the point of leaving me, someone who's neither here nor there, here?
Jiang Xiao sighed and shook his head helplessly at Yao Han.
"Dude, don't you understand? We've never been from the same world."
Jiang Xiao's sudden somber demeanor made Yao Han's heart skip a beat.
This man has a unique charm when he gets serious.
But Jiang Xiao's next words broke her down.
"Let me ask you a well-known question: the main factor that led to the extinction of dinosaurs was that Xianglin's body temperature affected MacArthur's pipe, causing it to lose its childhood flavor. So why didn't Kong Yiji remind them in advance when he played the piano?"
"Why didn't Liu Bei use the 'secret crossing of Chencang' strategy when he was forced to join the Liangshan bandits? Didn't he know that it was Lin Daiyu's back massage with essential oils on Tiger Mountain that produced a large amount of amino acids, which influenced the Second Industrial Revolution?"
"How about it? You can't answer any of the questions, buddy?"
"So, the main reason the Titanic sank was because Li Huowang didn't plant an Excel tree in the yard. You know nothing, yet you dare to try and strike up a conversation with me?"
"My friend, you're not a child. You must understand that there's no such thing as a free lunch, and the same applies to friends. You can ask Plankton and Mr. Krabs about this. The reason Venus is with the Thunder God is ultimately because..."
"roll!"
Yao Han interrupted Jiang Xiao. She had gotten up from the ground at some point, her body trembling with anger.
"Get out of my room! Right now! Get out!"
"Don't be angry, Hanbao'er. I know you're angry, but don't be angry yet. I haven't finished. I don't know whether I should start with the Big Bang or with the fact that Indian Old Pigeon's blood test was abnormal."
Yao Han covered her ears and desperately pulled at her hair.
OMG!
How can such an utterly idiotic idiot exist in this world?!
The various cerebral palsy-related actions of these people would have been featured in three episodes of a science documentary series!
"The story of the old Indian turtledove begins with Zheng He's voyages to the Western Ocean."
Jiang Xiao launched into a long, rambling monologue.
"Get out! Get out! Stop talking, I beg you, stop nagging and get out!"
Under the incredulous gazes of everyone in the live stream.
Yao Han actually cried.
But it wasn't the kind of sad tears.
It is 24 carats of pure, desperate tears.
Simply put, Yao Han cried.
Seeing Yao Han's alternating expressions of crying, laughing, and rage, Jiang Xiao subconsciously took a few steps back.
"You woman, are you mentally ill? You're so crazy, it's scary."
Yao Han: ? ? ?
"Yes, that's right! I not only have a mental illness, I have allergic purpura! It's contagious, get out! Leave my room! Now!!!"
Yao Han's voice was already somewhat hysterical.
She also had to suppress the strangeness within her.
Waaaaah, it really can't be made weird!
If even the bizarre transformation can't kill this administrator, the torment will be doubled!
"What? The Battle at the Forbidden City is contagious? Can you show me how it's done?"
OK OK.
The phrase "The decisive battle at the Forbidden City" was the last straw that broke the camel's back.
"Haha. Hahahaha."
Yao Han knelt on the ground, bursting into a fit of hysterical laughter. For a moment, she truly felt like she was going insane.
"Forget it, I can't play with a lunatic like you with such low IQ. Your stupidity will infect my brilliant mind, Patrick."
Jiang Xiao patted Yao Han's head, sighed, and walked out of her room.
"She's quite good-looking, but she has too many illnesses."
Thinking of something, Jiang Xiao took out Old Wang's phone.