I'm a mentally ill person, and I was chosen to participate in the Rules of the Strange Tales.

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They didn't treat Lao Mu like a human being at all when they beat him up!

This potential danger must be eliminated, otherwise, who knows when this misfortune might befall us.

Old Mu grinned, intending to laugh, but the movement pulled on his broken nose, causing him to wince in pain.

When he bared his old teeth, everyone could see that his large front teeth had also disappeared.

Seeing this, Aunt Xiu immediately put down her chopsticks and said in a deep voice.

"Old Mu, I feel like you're the only good person in this villa."

He Menghan snorted coldly and followed closely behind.

"But you know, some people just love to bully honest people, don't they?"

The two women decided to take advantage of the fact that they had more people now.

Even if this administrator is powerful, if everyone gangs up on him, how can he possibly turn the tide all by himself?

Old Mu quickly waved his hand.

"What are you guys saying? Nobody's bullying me."

What?

You've been beaten to a pulp, and you still say nobody's bullying you?

"I...I asked the building manager to help me pull a tooth!"

extract a tooth?

Everyone looked at Jiang Xiao, who shrugged.

╮(ω)╭ "Why are you looking at me? Eat your food."

As if worried that people wouldn't believe him, Lao Mu even opened his mouth to show everyone his two molars.

Huh?

That's true.

It was pulled out pretty cleanly.

But how do you explain the bruises and swelling on his face?

"Old Mu, I've never heard you mention having bad teeth before."

"That's right, Lao Mu, just tell us what's wronged you. We outnumber you, so don't be afraid!"

The two women slowly stood up, staring nervously at Jiang Xiao.

As soon as Lao Mu says there's a problem with this administrator, they'll immediately step in!

Strength in numbers?

Old Mu almost burst into tears when he heard those four words.

Dude, aren't we the weird ones?

I was actually forced to say something like "outnumbered" by an administrator.

"My gasket has been broken for a long time, but I didn't say anything because I had no other way to help you."

In Lao Mu's words...

His teeth had been decayed for a long time.

However, because my teeth are too yellow and my breath smells bad, I'm embarrassed to ask for help.

Is this not?

Having finally found a simpleton who wasn't very bright but was incredibly strong, Lao Mu thought he'd ask him to help pull it out.

"And what about the injury on your face?"

"When I was getting my tooth pulled, I pulled back forcefully, which knocked over the table holding the wire in place, and I hit my head."

Oh my god.

How much force would it take to smash something like this?

But then I thought about it.

Old Mu's strength was terrifying; as the saying goes, the greater the strength, the harder the blow.

If it were a face-first fall that resulted in such an injury, it would be somewhat understandable.

Thinking of this, everyone at the table breathed a sigh of relief.

They were really scared just now.

Fortunately, the administrator's abilities weren't as monstrous as they had imagined.

"Administrator, is what Lao Mu said true?"

"What? What did Lao Mu just say? I have no idea!"

Seeing Jiang Xiao's wise eyes, everyone felt even more reassured.

That kind of eye contact and accent just looks so low-class.

It's absolutely impossible that it's the legendary "Big Cake Master" or anything like that.

Just to be on the safe side, He Menghan asked another question.

Do you even know how Lao Mu got his injuries?

Jiang Xiao frowned and glanced at Lao Mu, whose face was bruised and swollen.

"Slandering me, is that it? Testing me? Trying to test my math? Everyone knows I've never been one for fighting!"

Lao Mu:? ? ?

Okay, okay, you've redefined those five words today.

"Xiao Ran! Come here, you're not allowed to sit with this weird uncle!"

Seeing that the dim-witted Jiang Xiao was no expert, Aunt Xiu immediately pulled Xiao Ran, who was sticking to Jiang Xiao's side, back.

"Old Mu's injury is definitely related to you, isn't it?"

He Menghan kept asking questions, feeling that something was off about what Lao Mu was saying.

Seeing this woman constantly testing his math skills, Jiang Xiao put down his chopsticks.

"If that's the case, then we have to mention the love-hate relationship between Romeo and Zhu Bajie in the story of Chen Shimei. The fact that Zhu Bajie chose to abandon Romeo and associate with Zheng Tu, the butcher of Zhenguanxi, was actually foreshadowed."

"As we all know, we can wait for 'Let the Bullets Fly,' but the 'Meatballs' on the Titanic will never see 'Black Whirlwind Sima Yi.' Why? Isn't it because the Calabash Brothers popped out of Zhen Yuanzi's fig tree?"

"In short, I think the key to creating a perpetual motion machine is whether Beethoven's Ninth Symphony can independently explain universal gravitation."

He Menghan frowned, pondering what Jiang Xiao meant by those words.

gravity

Bullets fly.

"Hey, Xiaomeng, let's eat. Let's eat."

Aunt Xiu tapped the bowl, signaling her to stop thinking about it.

If you really think about what that administrator said, it's absolutely infuriating!

Just as Lao Mu was about to sit down and eat, Jiang Xiao called him back.

Chapter 121 Nako's Despair

"wait!"

what?

Old Mu's legs went weak. "No way, bro?"

Are you planning to back out and expose me on the spot? You can't play games like that!

Looking at the stiff old man, Jiang Xiao slowly approached him and picked off a scab from his face.

Old Mu's face twitched in pain.

To everyone's astonishment, Jiang Xiao put the blood scab into his mouth.

"Well?"

As soon as he put it in his mouth, Jiang Xiao frowned.

"This tastes wrong, it's salty, not jellyfish sauce."

Old Mu's expression relaxed.

At the same time, I was also a little confused. Why did this administrator suddenly seem so silly again?

Especially the sound.

It turned into that obvious sense of sluggishness again.

Knowing that Jiang Xiao wasn't a big shot, the atmosphere at the dinner table relaxed again.


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