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Sorry, but the pink-haired party disagrees!
"Uncle Administrator, are you thinking about something that's bothering you? You don't seem very happy."
Faced with Xiao Ran's concern, Jiang Xiao finally opened his eyes.
"As Patrick Star, the owner of the trophy for 'Laziest Person and Does Nothing', I have to take some time every day to defend my honor."
What?
Xiao Ran was dumbfounded.
The people in the hall fell silent.
For a moment, Lao Mu felt as if his mind had completely drifted away.
The live chat became active.
[Ahem, I'd like to ask the person who just watched the entire SpongeBob SquarePants series, Patrick Star?]
Yes, that's right, Patrick Star does have this trophy!
【What the heck, Old Mu? Is this some kind of overreaction?】
[Does Jiang Shen have to get this into character?]
[The human and the personality have become one; the switching between the two personalities is virtually flawless.]
[No, you're wrong. Since you've already merged with the faction, why would you need to switch? The two of you are one; I am the faction, and the faction is me.]
[Haha, check out Jiang Daxing!]
"Xiao Ran, dinner's ready. Come and get your bowl."
At Aunt Xiu's call, Xiao Ran ran inside to get the bowls and chopsticks.
He Menghan, who was standing to the side, even tried to scare Xiao Ran.
"Xiao Ran, you'd better stay away from that administrator. He's not a good person. And what about his relationship with Uncle Zhi? Maybe..."
"Alright, alright, shut up. Don't talk so much to the child. Xiao Ran, come and get the rice."
soon.
One by one, the dishes, each with its own unique color, aroma, and flavor, were served.
Jiang Xiao sat up abruptly, ending his "defend your reputation" mode.
His gluttonous behavior angered He Menghan again.
"Heh, you only get excited when it's time to eat, are you not stupid anymore? I didn't prepare food for you this morning, who do you think you are?"
"who am I?"
Jiang Xiao sucked on her finger, seemingly finding the question difficult to answer.
"Me! I'm that big pink thing, living under a rock. You can go look for me. There's a chance to find a wonder under every rock in Bikini Bottom. They all call me Patrick Star, but I don't think I'm a complete Patrick Star anymore."
"Forget it, stop teasing him."
Aunt Xiu brought the last dish to the table, while also giving He Menghan a disapproving look.
"Administrator, you've got your food. Eating is eating, we can talk about other things later. Let's keep things separate."
"Yes, yes, jokes are jokes, but don't make fun of rice!"
"Yes! Don't bring up unhappy things at the dinner table."
"That's right, what I hate most is when someone keeps chattering during meals."
As could be seen from the viewers in the live stream, the people at the dinner table were quite happy.
Today's breakfast was also exceptionally lavish.
Sichuan-style chicken, shredded pork with sweet bean sauce, tofu with scallions, boiled sliced pork, spicy blood curd, stir-fried bullfrog, and scrambled eggs with ham.
There was also a pot of corn and pork rib soup piled high with ingredients.
Jiang Xiao took his bowl and chopsticks and sat down directly in front of the shredded pork with sweet bean sauce and the bullfrog, unaware of his own words as he started arguing.
"Wow, most people don't even have as lavish a lunch or dinner as we do! Are we eating so well? Is it Chinese New Year?"
It would have been better if Jiang Xiao hadn't said anything, because the two women were furious as soon as he did.
Why do you think it's so lavish?
Isn't it all because of that peanut oil sundae you made last night that even a dog wouldn't eat?
They're starving now!
Could you please prepare a few more main dishes?
Seeing that everyone's expressions were not very friendly, Jiang Xiao immediately spoke up.
"Hey, everyone, stop looking so glum! We just agreed that we wouldn't lose our temper during the meal!"
hiss!
This kid.
Now it looks normal, damn it, not only normal, but even more deserving of a beating!
"Uncle, my mom's pork rib soup is super delicious. Xiao Ran will serve you some."
ummm
No bragging, no blackmail.
In terms of his affinity with the strange child, especially the strange little girl, Jiang Xiao has always had a perfect score.
Wang Xiaoai, who initially appeared as an adult but had the mind of a child.
From Shi Shi San Ai to Xiao Ran now, this has fully proven this point.
Why? God, I can't hold it in any longer! What kind of magic does the Chosen One of your Dragon Kingdom possess? Why do all the little girls like him so much? IP: Lighthouse
[Aish, if Sakura got this talent, it would be amazing! ~IP: Kimchi]
[Baka! You should say that to a pervert like that Indian! IP: Sakura]
Chapter 110 Uncle, the toilet exploded?
Why is Jiang Xiao so attractive to little girls?
Isn't it obvious?
While in the fractured mental hospital, Jiang Xiao kept Wang Xiaoai playing role-playing games.
One is Patrick Star, and the other is Sandy.
Leaving aside the fact that Wang Xiaoai was initially tormented to the point of collapse.
The two got along very well after that.
As for the three little ones with Shi Shi?
Needless to say, first, the Shin-chan persona boosted his popularity.
Later, he doted on Shi Shi as if she were his own daughter.
These are things that everyone can see for themselves.
Jiang Xiao deserves to be loved by children!
As for Xiao Ran...
I can tell.
The little girl helped Jiang Xiao serve soup mainly because she hoped that the administrator uncle could teach her how to blow bubbles.
Everyone at the table ate heartily, as they had been starving all night and now needed to replenish their nutrition.
Aunt Xiu paused as she picked up a slice of meat with her chopsticks, suddenly realizing that someone was missing.
"Hey? Can someone go call Zhi? Everyone's eating, where did he go?"
Jiang Xiao picked up a bean curd pancake and rolled it with shredded meat while stuffing a piece of Sichuan-style chicken into his mouth and muttering to himself.
"Hmm~ We don't need to wait for the guy with glasses anymore. He just told me he's not hungry."
what?
is it?
Aunt Xiu and He Menghan were cooking in the kitchen and didn't notice whether Azhi, who was cleaning, had come back.
"He's not still cleaning for you, is he? Don't lie to me."
"No, no, I wouldn't lie to you. Cleaning doesn't take that long. He went back to his room to sleep. How can you doubt me? You can ask them if you don't believe me."
Jiang Xiao looked righteous and awe-inspiring, not at all like someone who was lying.
Aunt Xiu looked at everyone.
Because Xiao Ran was preoccupied with the bubble-blowing skill, she naturally tacitly agreed to Jiang Xiao's words.
Xiaoqing has always been very mysterious and has never expressed her opinion, and this time is no exception.