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[A clash of masters!]
[Wow, Shirayuki's answer is pretty good!]
[Finally, someone has arrived who can hold his own against Jiang Xiao. The others were either silenced or had their defenses broken.]
Seeing that he couldn't win an argument with Bai Liu, Jiang Xiao went straight to the root of the problem.
"Perhaps you should let Wang Hai find a few more wives, that way the chances of you being abandoned will be smaller."
Bai Liu slapped his forehead. "Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that?"
If Wang Hai had five wives, the probability of him losing himself would change from 100% to 20%.
"Wait, wait, wait! No, no! Dr. Jiang Xiao, you can't twist the facts. If he has five wives, it's the same as abandoning me! Polygamy is an ancient, outdated custom! It's not a good tradition for solving problems!"
"Bad habits. Oh right, I think I've heard of them before!"
Jiang Xiao looked as if he had suddenly understood.
"You've heard of it! That's wonderful!"
"No, I don't. What do you mean by bad habits? Can you tell me about them?"
Jiang Xiao's gaze regained its wisdom.
Bai Liu was almost certain that this doctor must have a serious mental illness.
The two seemed to be on completely different wavelengths, but they occasionally managed to connect in some way.
"Ma'am, do you know where my best friend SpongeBob is? I've been looking for him."
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star.
Bai Liu rubbed her slightly throbbing temples.
"Dr. Jiang Xiao, I have a slight headache. Did you bring your medication for today?"
Jiang Xiao took out an empty medicine bottle.
"You mean this? I ate it all. I was thinking of keeping the bottle to store jellyfish. You know, jellyfish sauce is delicious."
"Aha, hahaha... aha... I, actually... eh... let's destroy it."
Bai Liu sighed, wanting to laugh, but unable to. She could only helplessly rub her carefully styled hair.
[Did anyone record this? Bai Liu's impromptu performance perfectly captures the helplessness of adulthood.]
[I recorded it; I feel like it could be used in a Beijing Film Academy teaching material.]
When it comes to tormenting people, look no further than Jiang Shen!
Chapter 10 Knocking on the Door at Midnight
He just sat on the bed, forcing a bitter smile.
Eventually, Jiang Xiao got bored and left Bai Liu's room.
The discussion only started after Jiang Xiao left.
[Hey, do you guys think this Shirayuki might actually be a normal person?]
Who knows? Besides, Jiang Xiao wasn't actually that angry with her.
[The person upstairs who said that is asking for trouble; they've flaunted someone's medicine and food, and you call that not upsetting them?]
This white willow tree is truly beautiful.
Yes, yes, yes, not only is she stunning from every angle, but her looks are also top-notch. If I had her, I'd be willing!
Indeed, compared to her, Wang Xiaoai is really not that great. She cheated on him? Is Wang Hai blind or what?
[Heh, don't all you stinky men like this?]
On the way back, Jiang Xiao encountered Shrimp King again.
The security guard was taken aback when he saw the psychiatrist, and then immediately turned around to avoid him.
However, Jiang Xiao clearly didn't want to let him go, and took the initiative to stop the security guard with a dark face.
"Oh, shrimp king, my good friend, it's been a long time!"
The security guard forced a smile.
"Dr. Patrick, if I remember correctly, we were having dinner together just now."
"Oh, by the way, Shrimp King, what kind of work are you doing now?"
The security guard looked at his uniform and was speechless.
"Obviously, I am a security guard at a mental hospital, and the only one."
"The only security guard? Oh, that's great! Mr. Krabs has two employees, so do you get paid?"
"Of course, I put in the work, so the dean will naturally give me the corresponding compensation."
At this point, the security guard couldn't help but feel a little smug, his face bearing the same expression as Wang Yousheng.
However, Jiang Xiao sighed and patted Xia Ba's taut, perky buttocks with some disappointment (because it couldn't reach his shoulder).
"What's wrong, Dr. Patrick? Does the fact that I offered you payment seem to disappoint you?"
“That’s right, buddy, I’m very disappointed in you. You have to listen to me. The dean gave you a decent job. Shouldn’t you thank him?”
The security guard tilted his head and thought about it; he was right.
"Yes, I should thank the dean."
"But since he has already given you a job, why would you ask him for a salary? That's immoral."
The security guard was taken aback, scratching his head in confusion.
Yes, the dean has already given me a job, why should I need a salary?
"But, but everyone does it this way; the dean not only gives us jobs, but also pays us."
As he spoke, the security guard himself began to lose confidence.
"No, buddy, stop this stupid thing! What? Everyone does this? SpongeBob has never taken a single penny from Mr. Krabs! He even pays Mr. Krabs to get a job, I've seen it with my own eyes!"
Here he comes again!
Why would you need a salary when your boss has already given you a job?
[Good heavens, no wonder he's Boss Pai! Those words would move capitalists to tears, and even Jews would kneel in admiration.]
But I feel like there's a slight truth to what Jiang Xiao said.
The security guard scratched his head, clearly still not quite grasping the situation due to his relatively low intelligence.
Jiang Xiao, however, had already accomplished his task and left, concealing his merits and fame.
If Jiang Xiao stays here a few more days, these strange creatures will probably go crazy.
[Sigh, I don't care if it's weird or crazy, what I care about is how Jiang Xiao can clear the game.]
Having witnessed Jiang Xiao's ability to regenerate infinitely, the Dragon Kingdom was no longer worried that Jiang Xiao would die inside.
The current problem is how to get this thing through the level?
The requirement to pass the level is to cure mental illness, but Jiang Xiao is like a living Yama.
These few sets of short phrases have probably worsened the mental illness.
As the sky outside the window gradually darkened, the security guard came over to remind Wobuju that he needed to go to the dean's office to give a report.
Professor Wobb has been waiting for this moment!
After an afternoon of rest, his thoughts seemed to have become clearer.
Now, let's see if we can get any useful clues from the dean!
The dean's office was at the end of the corridor, a small, solitary room.
Unlike the overall yellow and white mental hospital.
The dean's door was red and black, with some eerie dark red stripes on it, making it feel particularly oppressive.
‘Dong dong dong~’
"Come in.."
Wobu pushed open the door and entered, only to find the room even more eerie than the outside.
The dean didn't even turn on the lights, and there was a rusty smell permeating the room.
Based on the sound, Wobuju deduced that the dean was behind his desk.
"Um"
The dean's voice was somewhat deep, as if there was phlegm stuck in his throat.
Wobu first explained the medication situation, and that everyone had taken it.
Then they began to report on the patient's condition.
Wang Xiaoai's intelligence seems to be not very high; she understands almost nothing.