radicalducati Chapter 246
Chapter 246
Chapter 246 Why not just call him Li Goudan? ! How about
[“Ahem… I lost my composure!” Taiyi Zhenren put his hand to his mouth, cleared his throat and then recovered his composure: “I am Taiyi Zhenren who was selected to be the Jinguang Cave of Qianyuan Mountain!”]
[“I heard that General Li had a son and came here to congratulate him. I came here to visit your son! What do you think?”]
[Seeing that this person came to congratulate, how could Li Jing not be happy? He immediately smiled and said: “Haha, thank you for your kindness, Zhenren. I will call my son out right now.”]
[At this time, Nezha poked his head out of the door very cutely and asked in confusion: “Daddy, do you need me for something?!”]
[Tai Seeing this, Master Yi smiled generously and praised: "Oh, your son is very cute!"]
"Remember what you just said, I hope you won't regret it later! Cute, it is indeed cute... provided that you only look at the head,"
"I can already see Master Tai 2 vomiting blood, after all, it is really hard for anyone to imagine that two completely unrelated accessories can be put together."
Everyone started to laugh secretly when they saw this, after all, who would have thought that under the appearance of Maserati, there is actually a tractor engine inside, which is so powerful!
It can be said that the unknown power becomes stronger when it meets the strong.
["Master, you are too kind!" Li Jing turned his head to look outside the door: "Son, come and meet Master!"]
[Master Tai 2 looked like he had a plan, and he was proud in his heart: Li Jing didn't know that this child was the reincarnation of our disciple Lingzhuzi, who had graduated and had no job.
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[In order to allow us to occupy a place in the heaven, we put it into Chen Tangguan's home! In the future, we will participate in Jiang Ziya's anti-Shang and anti-Zhou campaign! Only then can we be deified. 10]
[After thinking quickly in his mind, Tai Er Zhenren showed a villain look on his face. 】
"Well... I understand the reason. Lingzhuzi is so cute. If you want to blame someone, blame Shiguangji, otherwise he wouldn't have become like this."
"Good guy, is he so crazy now?! Which school did Lingzhuzi graduate from that he can't even find a job."
At this time, everyone watching the video had black lines on their faces! I'm sure this is the most fucked-up reason for reincarnation they have ever heard. Can you be more reliable? ! !
Just because you graduated and have no job, you reincarnated? ! Do you have to be so down-to-earth and real! ! And how difficult is it to live in your world?
And with your business scope, what kind of job can Lingzhuzi find after learning it? ! Like you, will he help others write homework and cheat in exams?
The World of Fox Demon Little Matchmaker
"Does reincarnation use such an outrageous reason now? Isn't it a bit too casual?" Tushan Rongrong has said this very tactfully.
This is more than casual, it's simply messing around. Now I don't know how many big monsters are still in Tushan, waiting for the Tushan fox demon to complete their reincarnation and continuation of their fate.
As a result, Lingzhuzi couldn't findwork, so they reincarnated... This makes those big monsters seem stupid. You know, they basically gave up half of their monster power and the magic weapon to reincarnate their lovers.
But they just reincarnated as they said, this is too disrespectful!
The world where the demon child came to the world
"So I am not a monster at all, I am the reincarnation of Lingzhuzi?!" The demon child Nezha looked at his mother with hope, hoping that she would say this is true.
Mrs. Li hugged Nezha in her arms: "Although it may be different because of different worlds, you are not the reincarnation of Lingzhuzi, but you are definitely not a monster."
No matter what, Nezha was her child who was born after three years and six months of pregnancy. How could he be a monster?
Nezha didn't struggle in Madam Li's arms, but the light in his eyes dimmed a little. If that's the case, he might really be a monster...
The World Under One Person
In the Nadutong Company, Zhang Chulan was speechless: "Master Tai Er's words are too down-to-earth. Now I don't dare to look directly at the Investiture of the Gods. I can't help but think of it as the civil service exam of the Heavenly Court!!"
Xu Si had a look of "you kid made a fortune": "So you made a fortune by letting you join the Nadutong Company! Didn't you see that people have reincarnated to join the establishment?"
Change your mindset, Master Tai Er wants Ling Zhuzi to take the Investiture of the Gods exam, and then join the establishment of the Heavenly Court? !
I have to say that he is really thoughtful! ! So Jiang Ziya is the examiner, and the Investiture of the Gods is the admission list? !
[Just when Master Tai Er was daydreaming, Nezha knelt in front of him and clasped his hands together to salute: "I pay my respects to the Taoist priest."]
["Who is this guy?" Looking at Nezha's strong muscles and handsome face, Master Tai Er spat out a mouthful of blood and said with gritted teeth.]
["Hey... Hey... Awesome!" Master Tai Er smiled reluctantly, but still struggled to give Li Jing a thumbs up. 】
【Li Jing is already used to it, and even advised: "Master, don't force it."】
"Hahaha! I didn't expect that after reincarnation, he would become like this. His face can be said to be cute, but his body can be described as burly."
"Master Tai Er, don't force it. I knew that everyone would be speechless when they first saw Nezha!"
Looking at Master Tai Er's appearance, it must be because he didn't expect that except for his face that looked like Lingzhuzi before reincarnation, he was a completely different person, and he broke his defense directly.
【"Hate it! Even if Master said so, I will never be happy again." Nezha became shy and shy, his voice was as pleasant as a young girl, and the last slap was gently waved. 】
[The experienced Li Jing immediately shouted: "Master, be careful!!"]
["The palm wind is so strong, you are worthy of being my disciple." Master Tai Er was a little impressed. Seeing the palm getting closer and closer, he remained unmoved and seemed to be unconcerned: "But I have a magical power, thisIt's nothing, you can't even hurt a hair of mine..."]
["Pa——" A crisp and pleasant slap made Tai Er Zhenren lose his mind. After turning around a few times, he hit the wall behind him heavily: "Ah! !"]
[Tai Er Zhenren fell from the wall and knelt on the ground, blood kept flowing out of his mouth. Li Jing was very considerate and put his hands on his back, asking worriedly: "Zhenren, are you okay..."]
["No...nothing!" Tai Er Zhenren said hoarsely, then stretched out his hand to cover his face and couldn't believe it: "Is this guy really Lingzhuzi? ! How can such a brutal slap be given?"] (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
["It's right to look at the face, but what about the muscle under the face? No, no, no... This is indeed Lingzhuzi, I put him into the womb with my own hands! ”】
【“No matter what happened, the most important thing now is to accept this reincarnation as a disciple.”】
“Haha, so funny, is this how you can’t even hurt a hair on my body? ! …It’s really amazing, it’s already much less than Li Jing, after all, Tai Er Zhenren only turned two circles, which is pretty good! ! ”
After seeing this scene, everyone laughed without exception. What a magical power to protect the body, it can be said to be a slap in the face at the speed of light!! And this Nezha’s attack will not bring any magic-breaking attributes or must-hit attributes, it feels like anyone who comes will have to take a slap honestly.
“Hahaha, Nezha’s slap made Tai Er Zhenren doubt his life. If it wasn’t for the fact that he personally put the spirit bead into the fetus, he would have begun to doubt whether he recognized the wrong person. ”[]
This is simply beyond description of natural supernatural power. Although Tai Er Zhenren’s business is not very serious, he is at least a person that Xiao Jin Gang can know. Can someone without some skills know Xiao Jin Gang?
But Nezha can also break Tai Er Zhenren’s defense.
[“This boy is extremely smart, so he will be a disciple of Channel. Come to my cave in the future, and I will teach him Taoism. What do you think!” Tai Er Zhenren looked at Li Jing and asked him what he meant.]
[“That’s great!” Li Jing also wanted it very much. It just so happened that someone could help him take care of the baby. “Thank you for your kindness, Zhenren, but my son has not been named yet, but I will give him a taboo name! I will become your master.”]
[After hearing this, Tai Er Zhenren’s face turned black and cold sweat broke out all over his body. He thought: “Name it? It’s super hard to think of a name. I hate naming the most. What's a good name..."]
["Got it! Li Jing's eldest son is called Jinzha, the second son is called Muzha, and the third son is called..." Tai Er Zhenren suddenly had an idea, thought about it and finally said the name: "Li Goudan! What do you think? !"]
["Li..." Li Jing smiled a little reluctantly, and then said: "Nezha, haha, good name, good name!"]
["Thank you for your kindness, Zhenren, I am very grateful!" Li Jing did not give Tai Er Zhenren a chance to refute, and directly decided on the name.]
"Hahaha, this Tai Er Zhenren is really a genius in naming, myths and storiesThe story was almost not called "Legend of Nezha", but "Legend of Goudan"...Puchi, I can't help it, it's funny just thinking about it. "
"It's not easy for Li Jing either! We can only force it to be Nezha. Didn't you see that Tai Er Zhenren kept emphasizing that he was talking about Goudan..."
At this time, everyone in other worlds suddenly remembered a familiar melody in their minds... He is our little hero, Goudan!! Then they woke up suddenly, it was so scary.
The name given by Tai Er Zhenren made me feel a chill just thinking about it. Fortunately, Li Jing changed it back, otherwise my childhood would be ruined.
The world of the prequel to the Lotus Lantern
"Li... Goudan? !" Nezha suddenly felt a chill when he heard this name, and looked at his master Tai Yi Zhenren with resentment, as if to say, are you serious?
"Disciple, that's not what I said. Why are you looking at me? ! Go settle accounts with him, I have nowhere to vent my anger. "Taiyi Zhenren shook off the dust in a bad mood. He had no words to say at this time. He had no place to vent his anger about being called Taier Zhenren.
Now, there is another person who can't name! How do people in the three realms see him?!
I don't know how people in the three realms see him, but Yuding Zhenren has been laughing like crazy, slapping the table crazily: "The son of the Jade Emperor can't count, and Taiyi Zhenren can't name! ! Hahaha, it's so insightful! Write it down, write it down. "
On the other side, Yang Jian at Guanjiangkou smiled slightly and almost called Brother Nezha Brother Goudan. It was a close call!
["Thank you, Master, Nezha! This name is so nice." Nezha stared with his big watery eyes and hugged Taier Zhenren. Just as he was about to be hugged, Taier Zhenren saw that the situation was not good and reached out to use magic to disappear in Nezha's arms!]
["Master is gone! "Nezha tilted his head in a cute way.】
["I have something to do, so I'll leave now. We'll meet again someday."]
[Li Jing looked around in surprise: "The sound transmission into the room, it really is a master!"]
[Little did he know that on the rooftop, Tai Er Zhenren wiped the cold sweat from his head and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, Dun left, otherwise he would have been killed or injured if he was hugged by Na Si."]
"It seems that Nezha has already left a shadow on Tai Er Zhenren, and this time he doesn't dare to fight hard, and directly chooses to run away."
"Hahaha, what a sound transmission into the room, in fact, I think anyone can do it, just stand on the roof and shout. ”
Everyone was gloating when they saw this scene. Fortunately, you escaped, otherwise you would be in real trouble. You know, Nezha’s hug couldn’t even stop the young man’s energy shield, and it was shattered into pieces with a slight touch.
No, Master Tai Er, you are running away now?! Where are the magic weapons? The legendary Qiankun Circle and Hun Tian Ling should be given to Nezha as a token of respect.
Everyone thought of this. Without Hun Tian Ling, how would the story of the sea be unfolded?!... But if you think about it carefully, it seems to be right. After all, the script of the myth story has been torn into pieces. After all, there is a father who loves him.It seems normal to have a sea noise. .