radicalducati Chapter 245
Chapter 245
Chapter 245 Master Tai Er! Business: Cheating on someone else's exam
Everyone watched the video go dark, realizing that this video was really over, which made some people who were used to watching videos for fun every day completely unable to hold back!
"No, it's over now, how is Time Chicken?! I want to continue to laugh at him."
In fact, everyone wanted to see Nezha's story more. After all, that was their childhood. Now Nezha has a father who loves him. They really want to see how they get along.
[Perhaps it heard the echo of the audience outside the screen, and the originally dark screen lit up again, and another line of subtitles appeared. ]
[Nezha's Extra Chapter - "Writing a Father"! ]
"Wuhu!! Take off, look at what I found, it's really never boring."
Everyone didn't expect that they really continued to play Nezha's story as they wished, but the title seemed to have something! Does it mean it's a message to the father? !
[The video starts just like the last video, the only difference is that it starts with Mrs. Li taking the sword! 】
【“Husband! Please save the ball!” Madam Li knelt on one knee and took the sword with both hands. 】
【Li Jing had never seen such a strange thing: “Madam, please don’t stop me. You have been pregnant for three years and six months, and now you have given birth to such a monster. There must be a monster at work!”】
【Looking at the ball next to it that looked like a stone, it must be the work of a monster! 】
【Madam Li was sweating, but she still explained: “Husband, this is not our child, to be honest! This child is the result of my three years of picking my nose. “Three, six, three”】
【Madam Li’s recollection appeared on the screen, and her expression seemed a little obscene. 】
[Li Jing even became a little helpless: "Madam, dare you be boring again?"]
"The beginning scene is somewhat similar, but it seems a little different, with more details than the previous one!"
"Sister... I'm eating, why do you have to be so nuclear at the beginning, it's really hard to guard against!"
"Hahaha... Madam Li's appearance in my imagination is really too damaging to her image... Hahaha! Now that it's all played out, I'm afraid Madam Li will have to live in a different world."
Everyone couldn't hold back when they saw this scene! Madam Li, pay attention to your image! You are so beautiful, is it appropriate to do such a thing?
And you are Madam Li of Chentangguan, how boring are you, you can collect a ball after digging your nose for three years!
Now they just feel that the image of Madam Li in their hearts has been completely shattered.
At this time, Mrs. Li in the world of 100,000 Bad Jokes also felt ashamed to face people, and buried her head deeply in the quilt... In a sense, she has already died socially!
Nezha the Devil Child is Born
"No, I didn't! Don't look at me, I wash myself well every day." Mrs. Li in this world waved her hands and kept denying. Although she had done some things that were not in line with her image, they were not so outrageous!
Li Jing sighed at his wife who was panicking and making excuses: "Wife, I haven't said anything yet."
"Nezha, you believe me, right?" Madam Li showed an expectant look and took a step towards Nezha, but little Nezha took a step back silently.
Madam Li wanted to cry but had no tears at this moment. It was really like yellow mud falling off the crotch, and it couldn't be washed clean! Only now did she know what it meant to be harmed by public opinion!
["Daddy!" The voice from behind made Li Jing look back happily, but he forgot that the voice just now seemed a bit rough. ]
[I saw a muscular man wearing a red jumpsuit, sitting upright on a stool, with a rough face. Some people believed that he was older than Li Jing. ]
"Puff——"
This completely unexpected scene made everyone spit blood! Damn, where is my lovely Nezha? ! It was okay before with Nezha's cute face, but now this look is really unbearable.
Whose face is this rough and tough guy? Is this the result of the little King Kong being transferred back to the timeline? ! This side effect is too big!
[The next scene is the same as the previous one. Li Jing is about to chop, but Nezha will catch the blade with his bare hands. ]
[Li Jing angrily retracted his long sword: "Even so, I, Li, have a handsome appearance and my wife is beautiful! How could I give birth to a wild and unruly man like you?"]
["So that's it! Since Daddy doesn't like it, then forget it. In fact, after I was born, there is another chance to reset my image." The rough version of Nezha emitted a dazzling light after saying this, and then Li Jing sat in front of the computer and began to pick options. ]
["Please choose the image you want!" Several characters appeared on the computer for Li Jing to choose! 】
[Li Jing could only choose speechlessly and kept complaining: "What kind of development game is this? There is also a profile picture selection. It's a girl. I have never seen a girl who looks like Schwarzenegger!"]
[After Li Jing finished choosing the profile picture, he swallowed his saliva and looked at the clothes with less fabric. Li Jing's voice became a little vulgar: "This clothing?! It's not right, hehe...but I like it."]
[After choosing, Nezha returned to his original cute face. His body was still extremely tall, but he was a completely different person under his head. 】
"It's still the same world. Even after birth, you can create a new account like in an online game! This is outrageous."
"You are very secretive and seem to be quite serious. I didn't expect General Li to be a fellow traveler. Hehe... I understand, I understand!"
"General Li is tragic. He was tricked by this rubbish development game. It only defines the face and clothes, but not the body shape! Everything is back to square one."
Everyone in other worlds dropped their jaws! This is simply too exaggerated. I didn't expect that you can really delete your account and start over! Forget about that, why would Li Jing, a Shang Dynasty person, play computer games! !
When Li Jing was choosing clothes, everyone couldn't help butI want to persuade him... Stop it! Lord Li, that's your child, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
But what made everyone speechless was the choice of avatar and clothing. I can only say that you are worthy of it. Hatsune Miku, Sailor Moon... Even Rei Ayanami has appeared! Is there anything else you dare not touch?
Under One Person World
"What kind of rubbish online game is this?! It only sets avatars and clothing, but not body shapes. Isn't this a clear scam?" Zhang Chulan looked up at the sky in a somewhat Buddhist way. He really couldn't figure out what kind of world this was, where you could delete your account and start over right after you were born. (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
But fortunately, he also turned back to the original cute Nezha, and his body shape didn't matter, after all, he was used to it.
[Li Jing also sighed. After all, he had chosen her: "Forget it! Even now, I can't prove that you are not my biological child. Just think of it as giving birth to a stronger daughter."]
["Well, Daddy is annoying!" Nezha was a little shy and timid. He slapped Li Jing lightly as if it was a slow motion replay.]
[Li Jing stretched out his hand to block but it was useless. He was slapped into the air and turned countless times, smashing the wall hard and making a deep hole.]
["Although she looks a little cute, she is a real man!"][]
[Li Jing couldn't hold it in any longer after hearing this. A mouthful of old blood spurted out of his mouth. 】
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, General Li! How do you think that his strong muscles belong to a girl? If not, just donate your eyes."
"Damn, Nezha is born with supernatural power. This light slap like a spoiled child made General Li spin in the air for so many times. Guo Haihuang called him an expert! Those who didn't know would think that General Li used top-level force elimination!"
Everyone laughed at this scene. Others act like a spoiled child for money, but Nezha acts like a spoiled child for his life! Everyone thought of the panicked look of Li Jing when he saw Nezha's hand was only scratched in the last video.
I still can't help but admire him. He is indeed the one they think loves Nezha the most! Even if it has become like this now, he can still treat it as having a strong daughter and has no intention of giving up at all.
[The scene changed, and Li Jing was training the army in the martial arts field. At this time, a shout came from behind: "Master, Master! Report to the master, there is a Taoist outside the door who wants to see you."]
["Oh?! Please come quickly." Li Jing did not expect that someone would come to visit at this time.0]
[A person wearing a yellow robe with the symbol of Bagua printed on the back came to Li Jing: "Oh, not bad. I have heard that General Li is a good leader of the army. Today, I see that his reputation is well-deserved."]
["Master, thank you for the compliment. If you don't mind, please come to the hall for a chat." After Li Jing finished speaking, he stretched his hand to the sky, then pulled it down, and the two appeared in the hall. ]
"Hey! Isn't this the Tai 2 Zhenren who I met by chance on the train with Xiao Jin Gang?! That's right, after all, according to the legendHe is said to be Nezha's master, so he should be here to accept a disciple."
"What the hell?! What other skills does Li Jing have? He just pulled upwards and moved directly."
This is too hidden! This Li Jing is a cheater. Let's not talk about his conceptual 100% catching of blades with bare hands. His ability to lead people to change places is simply invincible.
Everyone was speechless. How many abilities have you hidden that you haven't used?! Isn't he the number one swordsman in the Shang Dynasty? How come he can even transfer space?
[Li Jing saluted Tai 2 Zhenren and asked politely: "Excuse me, Taoist priest, where is the famous mountain and what cave? !"]
["I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it! This is my business card, please accept it. "Tai 2 Zhenren reached out and took out a wooden sign, then handed it over.]
[Li Jing looked at the business card in his hand: "Tai 2 Zhenren of Jinguan Cave, Qianyuan Mountain... Contact information, just shout."]
[The main business is also written on the back: exorcism and ghost hunting, weddings and funerals, copying homework for others. Cheating and taking exams for others!]
["It's Taiyi! Why is it read in Arabic numerals?" Tai 2 Zhenren flipped the table and complained.]
"Why did the Shang Dynasty have business cards? ! Isn't your contact information a bit too casual, Tai 2 Zhenren... Puchi, hahaha, I want to laugh when I think of others shouting Tai 2 Zhenren when they contact him."
"Is the scope of this business quite wide? ! No wonder Shiguangji didn't want his salary to be deducted. Has the world become so complicated? ”
Yes! Another person’s status has been lowered. Taiyi Zhenren has become Taier Zhenren. The scope of his business is too wide! Exorcism and ghost hunting is normal, but you can also write homework for others, and even cheat in exams... The word "cheat" is a typo!! It is really hard to imagine your professional ability.
Everyone in other worlds can’t hold it anymore, and the expected fairy-like impression has collapsed... Brother, you are a fairy, are you really serious about your business?!
The world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker
“Damn, they are all good ways to make money! You can get out of poverty and become rich in a few minutes, and make a huge sum of ten yuan. "Bai Yuechu's eyes turned into money symbols, as if he had seen an opportunity to make a fortune. 5.6
What puzzled him was that even gods had to make money by cheating for others these days?! This industry is too competitive. How can we mortals make money!
Prequel to the Lotus Lantern
"Hahaha, my junior brother actually has such a day, it's so insightful." Jade Ding Zhenren laughed in a cave somewhere. The last time he wanted to laugh was when the Jade Emperor's son didn't know how to count!
"Tai 2 Zhenren... Puchi, hahahaha, weddings and funerals, writing homework for others? ! Hahaha... No, no, I'm really going to die of laughter."
When he thought of his serious junior brother helping people with weddings and funerals, he couldn't help laughing, not to mention helping cheat and take exams for others. Now let's see how this junior brother can be serious.
Nezha on the other side alsoHe quietly asked his master: "Master, are you short of money? No wonder you live in a cave. If you are short of money, just tell Nezha! Nezha will buy you a house."
"And do you want to consider changing your Taoist name?!" Nezha asked carefully.
"......!" Taiyi Zhenren looked at Nezha's face and was red with anger. His reputation was damaged! He could even see that his senior brothers were starting to laugh at him. Maybe they were already calling him... Tai 2 Zhenren! !
ps: I saw the comments and wanted to write about Nezha, so I'll write it. After all, the latter part is really touching!
Also, I would like to thank the heroic chief for his support for the rewards and urging for more updates! Thank you, I will speed up the update. .